IWA: Insane Wrestling Association

[BennyTheBall]

Great! So...anyone want to IC with me?

Mr. Smyth walks into the room with his newly acquired IWA Endurance title on his shoulder and TWE IronFist title round his waist.

Mr. Smyth: You rang?

[Blade_Runner]

Mr. Smyth walks into the room with his newly acquired IWA Endurance title on his shoulder and TWE IronFist title round his waist.

Mr. Smyth: You rang?

Spears: Oh, keeping them warm for me I see! You're just a placeholder, just a name in the records book, nothing more. But regardless, keep them for now...I'll soon easily beat you for them. I'll even be a dual champion, with the World Title in one hand, and the Endurance Title in the other. The good fans of IWA deserve a real champion, unlike the piece of trash who just walked in.

[BennyTheBall]

Spears: Oh, keeping them warm for me I see! You're just a placeholder, just a name in the records book, nothing more. But regardless, keep them for now...I'll soon easily beat you for them. I'll even be a dual champion, with the World Title in one hand, and the Endurance Title in the other. The good fans of IWA deserve a real champion, unlike the piece of trash who just walked in.

Mr. Smyth: What a way to make an impression and stand out. Nothing like being unique and ground breaking to stand out from the crowd there.

Mr. Smyth sighs.

I'll tell you what boy. If you do insist on sticking around, I'll see what I can do for you. I can't make any promises, but I can try and get you on the tour bus with the very finest in roadies, carpenters, and cleaners. It'll be good for you, actually. You can watch as these men go about their manly duties, and you'll be able join in on such inclusive and growth-promoting activities such as cleaning toilets.

But you must be nicer than you are now, you asinine troglodyte.

[Blade_Runner]

Mr. Smyth: What a way to make an impression and stand out. Nothing like being unique and ground breaking to stand out from the crowd there.

Mr. Smyth sighs.

I'll tell you what boy. If you do insist on sticking around, I'll see what I can do for you. I can't make any promises, but I can try and get you on the tour bus with the very finest in roadies, carpenters, and cleaners. It'll be good for you, actually. You can watch as these men go about their manly duties, and you'll be able join in on such inclusive and growth-promoting activities such as cleaning toilets.

But you must be nicer than you are now, you asinine troglodyte.

Spears: So....when I beat you, the question is...will you even be able to clean toilets, or would you be denied even that job after I'm through with you? I faced tougher men then you while I was an NSA Agent. You can use an extensive vocabulary, but let's see how it far it gets you in the ring. The biggest question I have right now is...whether I break your neck or just your legs. Winning is already going to be on my part. So talk all you want, but words don't fight in the ring, we will. And when we do, you won't be around here ever again after I wipe the floor with you.

[BennyTheBall]

Spears: So....when I beat you, the question is...will you even be able to clean toilets, or would you be denied even that job after I'm through with you? I faced tougher men then you while I was an NSA Agent. You can use an extensive vocabulary, but let's see how it far it gets you in the ring. The biggest question I have right now is...whether I break your neck or just your legs. Winning is already going to be on my part. So talk all you want, but words don't fight in the ring, we will. And when we do, you won't be around here ever again after I wipe the floor with you.

Mr. Smyth: Just curious, on your way in did a guy hand you a photocopied script? I have to ask because I have heard this tired old schtick a million times and do you know what they all have in common?

Of course you don't. Being able to comprehend anything beyond your delusions of grandeur will probably be far beyond anything you could fathom. I'll just tell you the answer: they all go running home to their pro-creators , crying about the fact that the mean Mr. Smyth showed them that they couldn't quite live up to expectations. I would offer you an opportunity at either of my championships if you were so laughably pathetic.

[bearkg88]

Spears: Oh, keeping them warm for me I see! You're just a placeholder, just a name in the records book, nothing more. But regardless, keep them for now...I'll soon easily beat you for them. I'll even be a dual champion, with the World Title in one hand, and the Endurance Title in the other. The good fans of IWA deserve a real champion, unlike the piece of trash who just walked in.

Divine: Who is the chumpette that runs his mouth faster than Brock Edwards?

[Blade_Runner]

Mr. Smyth: Just curious, on your way in did a guy hand you a photocopied script? I have to ask because I have heard this tired old schtick a million times and do you know what they all have in common?

Of course you don't. Being able to comprehend anything beyond your delusions of grandeur will probably be far beyond anything you could fathom. I'll just tell you the answer: they all go running home to their pro-creators , crying about the fact that the mean Mr. Smyth showed them that they couldn't quite live up to expectations. I would offer you an opportunity at either of my championships if you were so laughably pathetic.

Spears: ...I hope we both understand I would destroy you in the ring, right? You call me like everyone else, but you fight me in the ring, and you'll know that's not the case at all. Make up all of these idle hallucinations in your mind and try to spew them out while trying to sound remotely intellectual or intelligent. While on the topic of, "pro-creators", I would love the chance to go to your's and slap them both in the face for creating such a waste of space, time, effort, money, or even any sort of consideration. What I learned, what I saw, who I fought, and killed would keep you in therapy for the rest of your life while I'm here, with the World Title. You can only talk the talk so much before you start believing the lies you tell, like saying you'll beat me. You keep telling yourself that, and you'll believe it after a while. But when reality kicks in, and that match actually happens, and I stress on the singular term "match" because after one match with me, you'll never be able to wrestle again. But when it happens, you'll see the lies you spoonfed yourself and see how foolish you were to begin with.

[Blade_Runner]

Divine: Who is the chumpette that runs his mouth faster than Brock Edwards?

Spears: At least it's not as fast as it will be after I whoop your ass and send you running home crying.

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Divine: Who is the chumpette that runs his mouth faster than Brock Edwards?

CAR: Hey chico, this new guy talks so much he could give you a run for your money.

[Blade_Runner]

CAR: Hey chico, this new guy talks so much he could give you a run for your money.

Spears: And you are...oh that's right, the poor man's version of Eddie Guerrero. You lie, you cheat, you steal...but you will also cry too...after I break your legs in the ring with me. And the fans will laugh and cheer for your pain.