IWA: Insane Wrestling Association

[Blade_Runner]

Mr. Smyth: You demand that I not speak lightly of you and your potential, yet that is exactly what you are doing to me. I don't suffer fools and I have even less patience for hypocrites. If I were you, I'd ease up from your aggressive stance becasue I am done suffering you. If you continue down this path, I promise you that when is all said and done, you'll be writing a book entitled 'You will not believe what a huge mistake I made which resulted in me being beaten down like never before: The Rick Spears story'.

Spears: But you brag about little you have done. I led over 50 successful combat missions, I survived being shot taking a bullet for SecDef, I was an All-American 2x. You've won a couple of belts, but you have nothing to show for it. I have the scars, the medals, the honors. You are meaningless, and that includes everything you've done as well. The book that I will write will be titled: "All-American, Patriot, Hero, World Champion: The Rick Spears Story". This will be like the War of 1812 all over again. British attack America and America kicks their ass. I'm going to shove my boot so far up your ass, your colon will have you shitting out of your mouth. Oh but wait...you already are with every word you speak.

[BennyTheBall]

Spears: But you brag about little you have done. I led over 50 successful combat missions, I survived being shot taking a bullet for SecDef, I was an All-American 2x. You've won a couple of belts, but you have nothing to show for it. I have the scars, the medals, the honors. You are meaningless, and that includes everything you've done as well. The book that I will write will be titled: "All-American, Patriot, Hero, World Champion: The Rick Spears Story". This will be like the War of 1812 all over again. British attack America and America kicks their ass. I'm going to shove my boot so far up your ass, your colon will have you shitting out of your mouth. Oh but wait...you already are with every word you speak.

Mr. Smyth: Nothing to show for my accomplishments? Wow. You've taken no time and effort to learn of you adversary and as a result, you look rather foolish.

[K2Jelly]

Ace Note: Has anyone seen the jobber around here?

[BennyTheBall]

Ace Note: Has anyone seen the jobber around here?

Mr. Smyth: The​ jobber? I'm constantly tripping over them. You're going to have to narrow it down.

[TTC]

Mr. Smyth: I'd be careful, if I were you. You're about to reach a new kind of special which will far surpass those levels attained by Matthew Ryder and Brock Edwards.

And AJ Dixon.

And CAR.

And Malcolm Cage.

And Israel Pamich.

The list could go on, actually but I'll get to my point: I am a dual champion and proving to be very successful in JBW. All this I have achieved while you were sitting in the barracks shooting your allies in the backs. Where else do I have to go? I can pick and choose where I want to be, you dullard.

Matt: It's Matt you silly goose.

[K2Jelly]

Mr. Smyth: The​ jobber? I'm constantly tripping over them. You're going to have to narrow it down.

Ace Note: Goes by the name Domino? Short, probably in more ways than one, inferiority complex? Kinda beat him at Destined for Immortality? A fan made a sign about him and I wanted to show him this clip that someone uploaded on YouTube of him ripping it up. It even has a close up on his face. It's pretty funny actually. He looks pretty constipated which fits since he's always full of shit.

[BennyTheBall]

Matt: It's Matt you silly goose.

Mr. Smyth: Did IWA just become PG?

[TTC]

Mr. Smyth: Did IWA just become PG?

Matt: Of course it's not f*ck*ng PG.

[Blade_Runner]

Mr. Smyth: The​ jobber? I'm constantly tripping over them. You're going to have to narrow it down.

Spears: Or perhaps enlarged and undeserved ego blinds you. Probably that.

[BennyTheBall]

Spears: Or perhaps enlarged and undeserved ego blinds you. Probably that.

Mr. Smyth: Take time to educate yourself about your adversaries, then come back to me.