IWA: Insane Wrestling Association

[CM Rock-Austin]

Ano Doom: Matter of fact, I don't have to try to rile you up...I already did when I took from you like a thief in the night...and you never even knew I was in the arena...You're where I want you to be, and come Chaos...my game continues, And I shall win, you lose. And I'm more machine than anything, plus red beast too...So no, I only breath violence and I certainly have no organs. You're in my battlefield now, Jackson, and the sooner I see you the sooner you become a casualty of war.

Jackson: Took me like a thief in the night.....WOW *starts slow clapping* That's amazing, how long did it take you to think of that. Listen Doom, come chaos, I will find you! I will beat you within a inch of your fucking robotic life and the sooner I see your ass, the sooner you become an afterthought!

[SouthernBlood]

Jackson: Took me like a thief in the night.....WOW *starts slow clapping* That's amazing, how long did it take you to think of that. Listen Doom, come chaos, I will find you! I will beat you within a inch of your fucking robotic life and the sooner I see your ass, the sooner you become an afterthought!

Ano Doom: It took me about as long as it took to ruin your monumental desire to become Endurance Champion. So, all of about five seconds. I'm listening loud and clear Jackson...You don't wanna find me, because when you do, that's IF I don't find you first and continue what I started...I just might stop your heart with one simple punch...You're out of your comfort zone with me, trust me. Afterthought, funny...Kind of like your Endurance Briefcase now. You know, not many men get a guaranteed championship match, at their discretion, then lose.

[SouthernBlood]

Spice: Ummm how are we identical? We're like completely different hello.

Sugar: Yea she's a brunette and I'm a blonde. How could anyone confuse us?

Both women turn around and whisper to each other.

Sugar: Why must all the guys in this fed be such weirdos?

Spice: I have no clue, but we better move away before we catch it. Just walk away slowly and show no signs of fear.

Sugar and Spice start whistling innocently and moving away.

Ano Doom: That's what I thought. Get the fuck away from me.

[B-MCINTYRE]

*Ali walks through the argument completely ignoring Jackson. He sticks his finger up at doom before walking off. He is by himself when he says.*

Ali Kazam: I bet he still ignores me...

[Dennis]

Sugar and Spice scoff.

Spice: Excuse me, but this is an A + B conversation so why don't you C your way out of it fatty?

Sugar: Yea who invited you anyway? The dessert table's that way.

They turn to D-boy.

Spice: yes it's very much possible. Not all of us need to cling to a man like Vivica and Porky Pink over there do.

Sugar: Porky Pink? Oooh burn!

The two women giggle and touch each other's index fingers making a sizzling sound.

D-boy: Hey, I'm glad to see that there are some females who stay independent and don't depend on all the men in IWA loving them in order to get any respect here. *D-boy laughs and pretends to cough* JUNO!

*Pisces Pink walks up behind D-boy, Sugar and Spice cracking her knuckles... and she DOES NOT LIKE what she hears...*

Pisces Pink: What the fuck, D-toy - you think a woman needs a man to validate her success? Bitch - not a man, you's a bitch - you need to wake yo' ass up... if you need help getting with the fucking times, book a match with me. I've beaten down grown ass men like nothing. Which is what YOU are. Bitch.

And if you two twat twins have a problem with Pisces Pink getting closer to the top, come try to stop my rise... and get the same damn thing I gave Vivica on last Chaos.

*D-boy turns around and chuckles at Pink*
D-boy: You have got to be kidding yo! Why don't you get to stepping thunder thighs. Rymac and I drink a lot of beer, and none of it is enough to drink you pretty, *D-boy looks around for blue* Blue get back in here and put this *beep* on her leash.

[CM Rock-Austin]

Ano Doom: It took me about as long as it took to ruin your monumental desire to become Endurance Champion. So, all of about five seconds. I'm listening loud and clear Jackson...You don't wanna find me, because when you do, that's IF I don't find you first and continue what I started...I just might stop your heart with one simple punch...You're out of your comfort zone with me, trust me. Afterthought, funny...Kind of like your Endurance Briefcase now. You know, not many men get a guaranteed championship match, at their discretion, then lose.

Jackson: Ha, I am still in the hunt for the Endurance title, even Smyth knows that no matter what he says. I don't want to find you?!? I'm sorry, I'm thinking being from the netherworld is messing up your brain cells or what ever the hell you have up there. I want to find your ass, how many times do I have to say it?! My god you may be a demon but you are dumb as hell, first of all you attacked me so of course I lost the chance of gaining the title and second of all, I will counter that punch with a fucking kick to the head!

[scribbler_jones]

D-boy: Hey, I'm glad to see that there are some females who stay independent and don't depend on all the men in IWA loving them in order to get any respect here. *D-boy laughs and pretends to cough* JUNO!

*D-boy turns around and chuckles at Pink*
D-boy: You have got to be kidding yo! Why don't you get to stepping thunder thighs. Rymac and I drink a lot of beer, and none of it is enough to drink you pretty, *D-boy looks around for blue* Blue get back in here and put this *beep* on her leash.

Sagittarius Blue: I see the alcohol poisoning is hitting your brain cells, D-annoy. I don't keep Pisces on a leash. She's her own woman... and way too much woman for a small fry like you to handle. Which means I'm not going to do a damn thing when she pulls your spine out and shows it to you.

[Dennis]

Sagittarius Blue: I see the alcohol poisoning is hitting your brain cells, D-annoy. I don't keep Pisces on a leash. She's her own woman... and way too much woman for a small fry like you to handle. Which means I'm not going to do a damn thing when she pulls your spine out and shows it to you.

D-boy: Yea, sure sag. I'm 6'4" and almost 300 pounds but thunder thighs is too much for me to handle? There is a reason that even Juno gets her shot before Pink... Smokey is afraid that her arteries will explode during her entrance. *D-boy offers Sag blue a beer* You might need this to deal with that loud wide load.

[SouthernBlood]

Jackson: Ha, I am still in the hunt for the Endurance title, even Smyth knows that no matter what he says. I don't want to find you?!? I'm sorry, I'm thinking being from the netherworld is messing up your brain cells or what ever the hell you have up there. I want to find your ass, how many times do I have to say it?! My god you may be a demon but you are dumb as hell, first of all you attacked me so of course I lost the chance of gaining the title and second of all, I will counter that punch with a fucking kick to the head!

Ano Doom: Your lack of realization would make me laugh if I knew what a sense of humor was...Though I feel no human emotions, so, not happening. I know only killing and shedding others' blood, these are my only main emotions, Destruction and Violence. Nothing else and nothing more. You may still be in the hunt...But I'll wreck your chances there again there too. Doesn't matter to me, Jackson. You've become my new target now, and I will take you down in a short matter of time. You do not understand what I'm trying to tell you, the man who never saw your Mechanized Assailant coming. You don't want to find me, because when you do, I might just crush your lungs, snap your neck, and rattle your brain all around the inside of your head. All in one shot. Go ahead for the kick then, then I'm just gonna counter THAT with a knockout strike. Devil's Flame ends your game.

[scribbler_jones]

D-boy: Yea, sure sag. I'm 6'4" and almost 300 pounds but thunder thighs is too much for me to handle? There is a reason that even Juno gets her shot before Pink... Smokey is afraid that her arteries will explode during her entrance. *D-boy offers Sag blue a beer* You might need this to deal with that loud wide load.

Sagittarius Blue: Aw how sweet, a peace offering... you should keep it. You'll need something to help you with the pain of me kicking you in the face. Over. And over. And over, til I get bored. And then I'm going to let Pisces break every bone in your body. Starting with the small ones in your fingers and toes.