IWA: Insane Wrestling Association

**scribbler_jones** · 03-01-2013, 01:05 AM

The Demon Cyborg stands, pulsating with intensity and violent determination...Some things never change. This mechanized killer is clearly on fire with focus, his discipline never wavering after CRASHING through glass that would take most down. His fist shakes forcefully on the right side, then he immediately snaps his head and neck to the side, Turning towards our absolutely taken aback hosts. Next he knocks himself in the back of the head with his left hand a few times, apparently sending his furious dedication into overdrive. His knuckles crack against each other with vigor...then he steps across the room towards them, and strangely sits down in a chair near by.

Ano Doom: Hello, Pink. Hello, Blue.

*Pisces and Sagittarius are both vividly shocked for a spell after witnessing this... event. But it's Pisces who reacts first... *

Pisces Pink: Ano Doom! Holy cow, IT'S YOU! How are you? Haven't seen you since BITW... and why didn't you use the door?

*Sagittarius is waaaaay too scared to respond. He caught the way Doom greeted him. In that very subtle but absolutely lethal tone, something akin to a flower with lethal poison in its blooms. He remembered the terror at BITW... the Devil's Flame... the cat-and-mouse games... seeing the other people unlucky enough to be chosen as... food. Sagittarius Blue thought the nightmare got left behind at BITW... and damn if he wasn't wrong.*

Sagittarius Blue: *speechless*

*Ano Doom cracks his neck slightly, like a dead man would that just rose from the ground would.*

Ano Doom: I've been...feasting. So far, I've, had a meal or two, a small one here in IWA, but I hunger for more, as the constant goes. Ah yes, BITW...One promotion like that isn't full of enough for me to devour in the time allotted. And...Doors, are for people...Demon Cyborgs like me don't believe in them. What's wrong with Blue here? I almost feel like he's ignoring me...Or...Unable, to answer me....I said..Hello, Blue. *Extends a taped ink filled hand to offer a shake.*

*Blue looks at the hand extended in friendship... and sees only an appendage that has ended careers, ended lives... opened in front of him. Or more like AT HIM. *

Pisces Pink (schoolgirl giddy and oblivious): Don't mind him, Blue's just really upset. But this is SO exciting - WE HAVE OUR FIRST GUEST EVER - AND IT'S ANO DOOM! For those of you who may not know, Blue and I met Doom in BITW - and Doom has been an awesome friend! So Doom, let's talk! First of all, what brought you here to IWA?

*Blue is looking in silent dread, wondering WHY THE FUCK is he the ONLY PERSON who knows there is a LETHAL SUPERHUMAN SLAYING MACHINE in their midst and OH GOD DOOM IS LOOKING AT ME FROM THE CORNER OF HIS EYE... just be cool, act cool... It's gonna be okay...*

*Ano Doom stretches slightly, knocking his fist onto his chest a couple of times, giving off the sound of steel meeting steel. Then He retracts his extended hand from Blue, squeezing it closed into a fist, and leaving it that way, before quickly stealing a secretive glance at Blue.*

Ano Doom: Blue isn't bothering me then...He does seem to have a lot on his mind...Like..Something's bothering him.
Yes...Yes...Yes, Blue and I have a slight history there though, but Pink has helped me realize I'm not THE ENEMY. I came to IWA...to...see Jackson Smith...To introduce myself to him....for reasons I refuse to divulge right now. Let's just say, I needed to feed...the urge. Surprising right?

*Doom swings roughly through the air, coming deadly and frighteningly close to Blue's face, right out of nowhere, causing him to practically leap from his chair into the air.*

Ano Doom: Sorry, Blue...There was a very large fly floating through here. I went after him, but I guess he moved Didn't you see him?

Pisces Pink: See, Blue? Doom looks out for you! Ano, you are such an interesting fellow... since we got you on the show, tell us more about yourself! Like... how did you first start wrestling? What was your first match like?

*Meanwhile, Blue is hiding behind Pink. He looks something like this...

*He's still not speaking. *

Ano Doom: I started this bone crushing, devouring thing you call "Wrestling"...When I was put together in a land of green skies and yellow fire. I was sent upon the Outter World to do their will...The Order Of Cruciartus. They said I must kill them all...I said Ok, yes creators. The first "match"...or first time I took in the power of swallowing up the energy of another...Was when the masterminds that originated me used a damned soul...Somewhere banished for all eternity to our land...as an example and test...I ended him in before he could beg for pity from the remorseless circle that stood before him Blue, what ARE you doing back there?

Sagittarius Blue: ... nothing...

What Sagittarius Blue is Thinking: Fuck my life. SOMEBODY WAKE UP AND CALL THE FUCKING COPS!

Pisces Pink: That sounds so amazing! Doom, you're one super serious guy! I'm sorry I'm so curious - this is exciting! Wait, did I already say that? Anyway, I've been hearing stories of how dangerous and powerful you are... especially dat finisher - Cold Blooded Murder! What do you think it feels like for someone who gets hit with it?

Ano Doom:You must be hiding from the fly in here...There he goes.

*Ano Doom turns and slams his fist into the table besides him several times in a row, in the blink of an eye...Smashing it right in half and into pieces.*

Ano Doom: Got him. Wouldn't want that insect to bother you, after all. Cold-Blooded Murder...is like...Being ran over with ten 18 wheelers...7 steam rollers...and 19 dozen street sweepers...All at once....Like an explosion, a shot from a tank, and a nuclear bomb combined. It feels like being cryogenically frozen solid momentarily...then shattered in a hearbeat.*All the while looking through Blue.*

*Blue is listening to all of this... and seems to be (impossibly enough) losing color. He witnessed everything - from the table being turned into smoking rubble to the explanation of CBM... and looks like this:

Pisces Pink: Oh Doom, you and your tales... okay, last thing I'll ask you - you must be super busy and all... if you could pick a belt to challenge for, which one would you gun for? Can't be the Vanity title - I got dibs on that one lol...

*Ano Doom stretches his head and neck sideways some, looking back over at Blue, Intensity igniting the room seemingly...*

Ano Doom: The fly's Dead and gone now, Blue...Dead and gone. You can come out here again now. You are very right though, Pink...I've got much planning to do about the next course of attack...need...more...energy...Plus Jackson Smith has the strange, crazy idea in his head of wanting to fight me, So there's that too...If I had to say though...Its the top golden prize...the one that makes everyone clammer and go into a frenzy...risking their lives in ways, the only other way these things they put themselves through are possible...is if I did it to them instead...That World championship...feeding off of the released forces of every broken man is the greatest thing in ANY world...be it the Outter or Neather...but, its a given that if I took that belt...regardless of who from...EVERYONE would come forward...merely setting themselves up for an unforeseen attack on their physical well-being...only to be swallowed whole into the abyss as their power drains in a flash. I'll be seeing you BOTH real soon again.
*With that said, Ano Doom gets up, throws the chair hurtling, as it smashes into and against the wall, then gives Blue one last look, and turns and walks across the room, then knocks the other remaining window to pieces with one shot...akin to the Devil's Flame...then leaves, stepping through window frame, as quickly as he appeared.*

Pisces Pink: Hell yeah! ANO DOOM IS DA SHIT!!! IWA is bout to get LIVE AS A MUTHAFUCKA BITCHES!!! BOOTH OF TRUTH IS AS REAL AS IT GETS!!! Tell 'em Blue!

Sagittarius Blue: *hiding in the corner and not saying shit*

Pisces Pink: Awwww, Sagittarius was so blown away by having Doom on our show, he's still in shock!

Sagittarius Blue: ....... Help... me....

**SouthernBlood** · 03-01-2013, 01:42 AM

And that's the truth homies.

**wrestlingfan66513** · 03-01-2013, 02:00 AM

New ITT is up!

**bearkg88** · 03-01-2013, 02:17 AM

So ill ask again lol. What do you guys think of the new guy im working on? You've seen two promos from him so far

**SouthernBlood** · 03-01-2013, 02:18 AM

Originally Posted by bearkg88

So ill ask again lol. What do you guys think of the new guy im working on? You've seen two promos from him so far

He's a bum.

**CM Rock-Austin** · 03-01-2013, 02:32 AM

Originally Posted by bearkg88

So ill ask again lol. What do you guys think of the new guy im working on? You've seen two promos from him so far

You ruined the surprise!!

Jokes aside, I like him, should be very interesting

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**scribbler_jones** · 03-01-2013, 02:36 AM

Originally Posted by bearkg88

So ill ask again lol. What do you guys think of the new guy im working on? You've seen two promos from him so far

He's piqued my interest so far... honestly, I have a thing for mystery guys lol...

My turn: how do you all like the latest Booth of Truth?

**BennyTheBall** · 03-01-2013, 05:13 AM

OK, guys and dolls; here is the sit rep:

I'm still missing some promos (which is fine, as there is still just under 37 hours to go!). The deadline is 23:59GMT. The show will be posted on Sunday BUT that does not mean I will be accepting promos after the deadline without an amazingly good reason.

Simply put, if you turn your promo in before the show but after the deadline, it's not going in.

Everyone knows this so if you're a late person, don't be surprised.