IWA: Insane Wrestling Association

[BennyTheBall]

D-Boy: Don't you already have your championship? Why do you need another, someone sounds greedy! It's like you have creative in your back pocket or something, pushing your silly, silly character!
OOC:

Mr. Smyth: It's knowing how to play the game. Now please mind your business. Maybe you can go in the other room with the other curtain twitchers while the main event guys handle their business.

[Shaz11]

Divine: Wo wo wo! Ryan Wells. Wow. You know, after that loss at Destined for Immortality, Divine thought you just fell off the face of the planet. Remind Divine..what have you done recently to deserve a World title shot? Exactly. See...Divine is going to dispatch of Eclipse at Last Resort...and then...whomever the champion is...Divine is coming...and Divine honestly hopes it's Shaz because someone needs to put that douchenozzle in his place. So...to the back of the line Wells!

Shaz: Yeah but I can say the same thing about you. What exactly have you done lately to deserve a title shot?

[BennyTheBall]

Divine: You know what Divine finds funny Smyth? You brag on and on about beating Kyojin...but if you were truly a man, if you truly had some cohones, you would have beat him a lot longer ago......and don't give Divine that bullshit of "It was a smart business decision". A smart business decision would be being a champion and making that extra bank, a smart business decision would be having your name in the marquee because you are a champion....but instead...you took the puss way out. It's fine..it's fine...but Divine does have one recommendation for you. Before you shave your vagina next time, check with your bff to see what kind of razor she uses....don't want you getting razor burn when someone kicks you down there and takes that title.

Mr. Smyth: Ah. Still using your selective memory. Good for you.

[Asherdelampyr]

Divine: You know what Divine finds funny Smyth? You brag on and on about beating Kyojin...but if you were truly a man, if you truly had some cohones, you would have beat him a lot longer ago......and don't give Divine that bullshit of "It was a smart business decision". A smart business decision would be being a champion and making that extra bank, a smart business decision would be having your name in the marquee because you are a champion....but instead...you took the puss way out. It's fine..it's fine...but Divine does have one recommendation for you. Before you shave your vagina next time, check with your bff to see what kind of razor she uses....don't want you getting razor burn when someone kicks you down there and takes that title.

Mr. Blood: Look at this shit talking motherfucker over here. Boy the only things you are on top of are Jack and Shit and Jack left town. Hell the only thing you reliably do is get your ass beat, happened in HWA, happened in ICW, happens here too. But yet, asswhoopin after asswhoopin, you walk on in running your fucking mouth like the king of noone gives a damn castle. Tell you what boy, why don't we go on down and get one of those fatass internet nerds Kayfuckwits call "fans" give you a stick and maybe then you will have a match you can win on your own.

Mr. Black: Fucking Loser.

Mr. Blood: I swear, if I heard you were fighting a paper bag I'd put a K on the fucking bag, you are without a doubt the most useless, worthless pile of shit in this company, or would be but I guess the requirements for hiring all these other jackasses lately is they gotta be more pathetic than you.

[Dennis]

Mr. Smyth: It's knowing how to play the game. Now please mind your business. Maybe you can go in the other room with the other curtain twitchers while the main event guys handle their business.

D-Boy: I'm pretty sure you don't get on the main event level taking crap from main eventers, if that's what you want to call yourself. Listen up Smyth if you think Rymac and I are going to sit around and just sit around for our paychecks, stop that inane thinking right now. I could give two craps that you think you are better than me, I would love to prove you wrong. Now pull out your dictionary and come up with your rebuttal.

[BennyTheBall]

Mr. Blood: Look at this shit talking motherfucker over here. Boy the only things you are on top of are Jack and Shit and Jack left town. Hell the only thing you reliably do is get your ass beat, happened in HWA, happened in ICW, happens here too. But yet, asswhoopin after asswhoopin, you walk on in running your fucking mouth like the king of noone gives a damn castle. Tell you what boy, why don't we go on down and get one of those fatass internet nerds Kayfuckwits call "fans" give you a stick and maybe then you will have a match you can win on your own.

Mr. Black: Fucking Loser.

Mr. Blood: I swear, if I heard you were fighting a paper bag I'd put a K on the fucking bag, you are without a doubt the most useless, worthless pile of shit in this company, or would be but I guess the requirements for hiring all these other jackasses lately is they gotta be more pathetic than you.

As a mark of respect, I will not post in this thread in character for the rest of the day.

This is why I love BB!!!

[Asherdelampyr]

As a mark of respect, I will not post in this thread in character for the rest of the day.

This is why I love BB!!!

awww
to be honest, I just use BB to get out all the rage dealing with people builds in my chest

[bearkg88]

Shaz: Yeah but I can say the same thing about you. What exactly have you done lately to deserve a title shot?

Divine: Watch Last Resort...you'll see what Divine is going to do to earn a title shot...and then...then Divine is coming for that title Shaz....and that is the Divine Truth...chuckles

[CricketTragic]

I just stopped reading it to read that post.

Git.

laughed out loud with this comment, gold

[bearkg88]

Mr. Blood: Look at this shit talking motherfucker over here. Boy the only things you are on top of are Jack and Shit and Jack left town. Hell the only thing you reliably do is get your ass beat, happened in HWA, happened in ICW, happens here too. But yet, asswhoopin after asswhoopin, you walk on in running your fucking mouth like the king of noone gives a damn castle. Tell you what boy, why don't we go on down and get one of those fatass internet nerds Kayfuckwits call "fans" give you a stick and maybe then you will have a match you can win on your own.

Mr. Black: Fucking Loser.

Mr. Blood: I swear, if I heard you were fighting a paper bag I'd put a K on the fucking bag, you are without a doubt the most useless, worthless pile of shit in this company, or would be but I guess the requirements for hiring all these other jackasses lately is they gotta be more pathetic than you.

Divine: Ah look. It's the Biker Boyz of Doucheville. Divine has been wondering when you'd pop your heads in here. You know what Divine finds funny? The fact that Divine has held the HWA Universal Championship, actually being the final champion, and being the current JBW Intercontinental Champion...and yet...all Divine does is get his ass beat. You see the flaw in your logic right chumpettes? By the way, Divine wonders how it will feel for you two,, when Divine is holding the World Heavyweight Championship, and you two still can't get a tag title match. So, shut your mouths you chuckleheads