IWA: Insane Wrestling Association

**Asherdelampyr** · 03-04-2013, 07:14 PM

Originally Posted by bearkg88

Divine: Ah look. It's the Biker Boyz of Doucheville. Divine has been wondering when you'd pop your heads in here. You know what Divine finds funny? The fact that Divine has held the HWA Universal Championship, actually being the final champion, and being the current JBW Intercontinental Champion...and yet...all Divine does is get his ass beat. You see the flaw in your logic right chumpettes? By the way, Divine wonders how it will feel for you two,, when Divine is holding the World Heavyweight Championship, and you two still can't get a tag title match. So, shut your mouths you chuckleheads

Mr. Blood: Well I wasn't gonna point it out but just because you spend a lot of time on your back don't mean you ain't good on your knees. Hell boy we were in HWA and are in JBW, in fact we are the current JBW tag team champions, and the Current EWNCW Hardcore tag champions. But you're right, not gettin another chance at taking those tard twins out is sure eating at us, exceptin the fact that it isnt. I mean fuck boy do you even pay attention to what is goin on around you? Yeah we won't have all three until the tard twins get their ass beat, but with ol doc creepy startin to get his hands dirty, that ain't gonna be long before those belts are on another one of these forgettable fucking teams.

Mr. Black: If there are any other teams left.

Mr. Blood: Of course, you may just get that title shot you are sucking so hard to achieve, I mean hell they're lettin every other jackass off the street come have a match with Shaz, so I don't see why the hell not. but a shot and the title ain't the same fucking thing, just ask that little tramp Juno. The way we see it, best case scenario for you? You sprain an ankle on your way down the ramp, cause fuck knows anyone actually give you a shot at a real championship with a company that aint about to go down, and the whole world will see that while you try and ape the style of your betters, at the end of the day you ain't nothing more than another penniless, pointless fucking loser.

Mr. Black: Like you always have been.

Mr. Blood: You best sharpen that memory boy, as I recall the last time we tangled you ended up on the floor, lying in a pool of your own blood. You want to revisit that right here?

**Dennis** · 03-04-2013, 07:16 PM

Originally Posted by Asherdelampyr

Fans of Tag Team Wrestling

check out this weeks Brutality http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/community/showthread.php?8364-The-Official-EWNCW-Brutality-Show-Thread/page87

it's a really good show, and this week's was awesome

go, go now!!!!

I just read that... pretty good stuff. Mr smyth in a tag team is pretty awesome. I like the dynamic between black and blood as well.

**BennyTheBall** · 03-04-2013, 07:33 PM

Originally Posted by Asherdelampyr

awww
to be honest, I just use BB to get out all the rage dealing with people builds in my chest

Yeah. Why didn't those wankers go to IT school like you did?

**scribbler_jones** · 03-04-2013, 07:39 PM

Originally Posted by Asherdelampyr

Mr. Blood: Well I wasn't gonna point it out but just because you spend a lot of time on your back don't mean you ain't good on your knees. Hell boy we were in HWA and are in JBW, in fact we are the current JBW tag team champions, and the Current EWNCW Hardcore tag champions. But you're right, not gettin another chance at taking those tard twins out is sure eating at us, exceptin the fact that it isnt. I mean fuck boy do you even pay attention to what is goin on around you? Yeah we won't have all three until the tard twins get their ass beat, but with ol doc creepy startin to get his hands dirty, that ain't gonna be long before those belts are on another one of these forgettable fucking teams.

Mr. Black: If there are any other teams left.

Mr. Blood: Of course, you may just get that title shot you are sucking so hard to achieve, I mean hell they're lettin every other jackass off the street come have a match with Shaz, so I don't see why the hell not. but a shot and the title ain't the same fucking thing, just ask that little tramp Juno. The way we see it, best case scenario for you? You sprain an ankle on your way down the ramp, cause fuck knows anyone actually give you a shot at a real championship with a company that aint about to go down, and the whole world will see that while you try and ape the style of your betters, at the end of the day you ain't nothing more than another penniless, pointless fucking loser.

Mr. Black: Like you always have been.

Mr. Blood: You best sharpen that memory boy, as I recall the last time we tangled you ended up on the floor, lying in a pool of your own blood. You want to revisit that right here?

*Pisces Pink and Sagittarius Blue happen to be standing in the hall nearby listening to the usual goings on. Both listen to Black Blooded talk... and both can only look at each other and go...

**K2Jelly** · 03-04-2013, 07:44 PM

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Managed to grab the last pair of leather pants from Macy's. #fair_game

**AirBourne** · 03-04-2013, 09:19 PM

Originally Posted by bearkg88

Divine: Wo wo wo! Ryan Wells. Wow. You know, after that loss at Destined for Immortality, Divine thought you just fell off the face of the planet. Remind Divine..what have you done recently to deserve a World title shot? Exactly. See...Divine is going to dispatch of Eclipse at Last Resort...and then...whomever the champion is...Divine is coming...and Divine honestly hopes it's Shaz because someone needs to put that douchenozzle in his place. So...to the back of the line Wells!

Wells: Woah woah woah, calm down boy, we don't want you getting all worked up and have another accident now, do we? Listen here Chris. What you've done can't even be considered a stepping stone to what I've done here in EWN. You want to go in the ring? Fine, I'll stomp your head in and make sure I come visit you in the hospital with my World Title, and you can hear the fans cheer from wherever you are because I am a better wrestler then you, and I will be a much better champion then you.

**bearkg88** · 03-04-2013, 09:29 PM

Originally Posted by Asherdelampyr

Mr. Blood: Well I wasn't gonna point it out but just because you spend a lot of time on your back don't mean you ain't good on your knees. Hell boy we were in HWA and are in JBW, in fact we are the current JBW tag team champions, and the Current EWNCW Hardcore tag champions. But you're right, not gettin another chance at taking those tard twins out is sure eating at us, exceptin the fact that it isnt. I mean fuck boy do you even pay attention to what is goin on around you? Yeah we won't have all three until the tard twins get their ass beat, but with ol doc creepy startin to get his hands dirty, that ain't gonna be long before those belts are on another one of these forgettable fucking teams.

Mr. Black: If there are any other teams left.

Mr. Blood: Of course, you may just get that title shot you are sucking so hard to achieve, I mean hell they're lettin every other jackass off the street come have a match with Shaz, so I don't see why the hell not. but a shot and the title ain't the same fucking thing, just ask that little tramp Juno. The way we see it, best case scenario for you? You sprain an ankle on your way down the ramp, cause fuck knows anyone actually give you a shot at a real championship with a company that aint about to go down, and the whole world will see that while you try and ape the style of your betters, at the end of the day you ain't nothing more than another penniless, pointless fucking loser.

Mr. Black: Like you always have been.

Mr. Blood: You best sharpen that memory boy, as I recall the last time we tangled you ended up on the floor, lying in a pool of your own blood. You want to revisit that right here?

Divine: How cute. Do you two wear matching underwear? Got bff necklaces? Seriously...listening to you two talk...truly makes Divine wonder whose head is up which ass. How does it go? Blood up Black's, Black's up Vivica's, and Vivica's up Bloods? Or is it a different way? Divine guesses it wouldn't really matter though, as it completes a circle of idiocy. You want to talk about the last time Divine stepped into the ring? Well hell, that was so long ago, why dont you two chuckleheads and Divine, give these fans a taste of the past. Unless of course, you two are too busy trying to pull your heads out of each others asses. Your call if you want Divine in the ring...but Divine will say this...beating chumpette #1 and chumpette #2, would be a great warm up for facing Eclipse.

**bearkg88** · 03-04-2013, 09:31 PM

Originally Posted by AirBourne

Wells: Woah woah woah, calm down boy, we don't want you getting all worked up and have another accident now, do we? Listen here Chris. What you've done can't even be considered a stepping stone to what I've done here in EWN. You want to go in the ring? Fine, I'll stomp your head in and make sure I come visit you in the hospital with my World Title, and you can hear the fans cheer from wherever you are because I am a better wrestler then you, and I will be a much better champion then you.

Divine: Accident? Divine has never had an accident chucklehead. See, Divine might go off on what he did in HWA, JBW,, or EWNCW, but what matter is what is done in IWA. So...what in the blazing blue hell have you done that makes you worthy of getting a title shot? Wait wait...you actually think you are a better wrestler than Divine? You can't be serious...because if you are...Divine will probably split his sides from laughing so damn hard.