IWA: Insane Wrestling Association

[Shaz11]

Wells: Hmmm, yes, the man who is on steroids and subsequently is very inadequate down below from what the divas here tell me. So a man juiced up beat me once, especially when I was injured, he can brag about it all he wants, I'm all-natural and can beat anyone anyday. You know the destruction I bring Shaz, and you're afraid that even at my 50%, is much better then you at 100%. Put that title on the line and you'll choke, and you know it. You want me to go to the back so you don't have to deal with me. It's sad. Face me like a man if you can, especially if you are one supposedly.

Shaz: I would face you, but remember: you have to earn a title shot you piece of shit.

[Dennis]

Juno: Well D, we actually may have met a momentous moment in time... I agree with you... I know you guys can do it...

D-Boy: Umm, oh shit. I don't know how to respond to a member of IWA agreeing with me especially a female. This is new ground for me... I guess you can have a beer... but don't take this as anything more than it is! I don't know if you have noticed but people around here assume if you talk to a female and aren't a total tool to her everyone thinks you want to bed her. I enjoy telling you off way to much for that shit to start!
OOC: See what I did there?

[AirBourne]

Shaz: I would face you, but remember: you have to earn a title shot you piece of shit.

Wells: Shaz, we both know I've always earned one. Call me whatever you want to call me. But at the end of the day, we both know you are too much of a coward and too scared to face me in the ring. Especially with that title on the line. It's showing right damn now.

[AshleyPunk]

D-Boy: Umm, oh shit. I don't know how to respond to a member of IWA agreeing with me especially a female. This is new ground for me... I guess you can have a beer... but don't take this as anything more than it is! I don't know if you have noticed but people around here assume if you talk to a female and aren't a total tool to her everyone thinks you want to bed her. I enjoy telling you off way to much for that shit to start!
OOC: See what I did there?

juno: I am good, a little early for me to have a beer, thank-you.. Why would I? I would have taken a mighty step down being interesting in you...

OOC: Aye i did

[Shaz11]

Wells: Shaz, we both know I've always earned one. Call me whatever you want to call me. But at the end of the day, we both know you are too much of a coward and too scared to face me in the ring. Especially with that title on the line. It's showing right damn now.

Shaz: Like I said, I would face you. But there are many, many wrestlers on this damn roster- that deserve a shot at me, more than you. Hell, even Mr. Smyth deserves a shot at this title more than you. I find it funny, that you always used to complain how I would want everything handed to me on a plate. Well right now, you're doing the same thing.

[Dennis]

juno: I am good, a little early for me to have a beer, thank-you.. Why would I? I would have taken a mighty step down being interesting in you...

OOC: Aye i did

*D-Boy takes a deep breath and realizes she gave him an opening to hate her once again and does a subtle fist pump for it*
D-Boy: HA! You taking a step down liking D-Boy, is this a joke chicka!? D-Boy is a stud! D-Boy has done nothing but do work since entering IWA, and the way he is going to stop is by being brought out of here in a body bag! The man with the plan is this man, better respect chicka! See I knew you weren't a good girl, denying my beer... This is why I give you so much shit Juno, you have no respect for the pardy!

[AirBourne]

Shaz: Like I said, I would face you. But there are many, many wrestlers on this damn roster- that deserve a shot at me, more than you. Hell, even Mr. Smyth deserves a shot at this title more than you. I find it funny, that you always used to complain how I would want everything handed to me on a plate. Well right now, you're doing the same thing.

Wells: Shaz, this really isn't even about the title really. I just want to show IWA I'm the best wrestler there is, which I am, by just kicking your ass. If the title is on the line, great. But more or less, I just want to shut you up. I don't need nothing given to me on a plate. I earn everything I've fought for. Didn't you win the title using a briefcase on a man who had just finished a match? Don't talk about earning then. You do want everything handed to you on a plate, but I can do that for you, you see, I'll have a match with you, knock each and everyone of your teeth out one by one, and serve them on a nice silver platter for you, and you can eat them all, one by one.

[AshleyPunk]

*D-Boy takes a deep breath and realizes she gave him an opening to hate her once again and does a subtle fist pump for it*
D-Boy: HA! You taking a step down liking D-Boy, is this a joke chicka!? D-Boy is a stud! D-Boy has done nothing but do work since entering IWA, and the way he is going to stop is by being brought out of here in a body bag! The man with the plan is this man, better respect chicka! See I knew you weren't a good girl, denying my beer... This is why I give you so much shit Juno, you have no respect for the pardy!

Juno: Poor misguided little D.. I want to commend you for your determinism... Oh I am a good girl D... Just not for your eyes D and neither is the bad girl side *Juno winks as she walks away from D-Boy*

[Shaz11]

Wells: Shaz, this really isn't even about the title really. I just want to show IWA I'm the best wrestler there is, which I am, by just kicking your ass. If the title is on the line, great. But more or less, I just want to shut you up. I don't need nothing given to me on a plate. I earn everything I've fought for. Didn't you win the title using a briefcase on a man who had just finished a match? Don't talk about earning then. You do want everything handed to you on a plate, but I can do that for you, you see, I'll have a match with you, knock each and everyone of your teeth out one by one, and serve them on a nice silver platter for you, and you can eat them all, one by one.

Shaz: Oh is that right? Well do me a favour. Go and get redemption for your loss against Brock Edwards, now Jonathan Seahawk. Secondly, earn that title shot that you're so desperate for. And thirdly, please talk to someone who actually gives a shit about you and your needs- because I certainly don't.

[Dennis]

Juno: Poor misguided little D.. I want to commend you for your determinism... Oh I am a good girl D... Just not for your eyes D and neither is the bad girl side *Juno winks as she walks away from D-Boy*

D-Boy: The IWA world has just turned upside down! Did Juno just wink at me!? *D-boy walks over to start drinking a beer, chugs it and starts on another beer* we must forget about that silliness. You think she is inane and hate everything about her, why is she all of a sudden being freaking nice!? Screw it, lets watch some more tap of those science geeks, maybe we can crack their code in the next three matches and finally become the IWA tag team champions!