Juno: Too far bitch... I am not fat! I finally got to a place where i am happy in my body and i am here as a result.. As my tat says, "Keep your hopes up high and your head down low"! So fuck you smythy
Mr. Smyth: And let's face it, the only reason you are able to have such a long worded tattoo is because what ever drug-riddled tattoo artist you used had a lot of canvas to work with.
Bear: Good/great etc.
Poo-er: Variation of 'poor'. May also end with 'ness' to create an adjective.
Shag/Shake: Generic term of endearment when one cannot be bothered to use your name.