IWA: Insane Wrestling Association

[G.G.G.]

D-Boy: Good job to those chemist douchebags for finding a way to pull out one win in our series. It's a long series guys, I can't wait to beat you down. For too long no one has taken the pardy seriously, this week at chaos we plan to show everyone how serious we truly are!

Venomous: Chemist Douchebags? Do you hear this guy Carbon?

Carbon: Unfortunately

Venomous: Listen here D-Boy, or should I say D-Bag? We don't need chemistry to beat you, but we us it to prove or disprove our hypothesis.

Carbon: And our hypothesis is that nobody takes 'the party' seriously.

Venomous: And we will prove that in our next few rounds of experiments. Round one was our first trial and we made an error, and we lost. But as you can see we've corrected those errors and we proved our hypothesis in round two. Now the next three rounds, proving consistency and redundancy.

Carbon: That's right, the next three rounds are going to be like this past one, and nobody will take your lame ass crappy party seriously.

[Dennis]

Venomous: Chemist Douchebags? Do you hear this guy Carbon?

Carbon: Unfortunately

Venomous: Listen here D-Boy, or should I say D-Bag? We don't need chemistry to beat you, but we us it to prove or disprove our hypothesis.

Carbon: And our hypothesis is that nobody takes 'the party' seriously.

Venomous: And we will prove that in our next few rounds of experiments. Round one was our first trial and we made an error, and we lost. But as you can see we've corrected those errors and we proved our hypothesis in round two. Now the next three rounds, proving consistency and redundancy.

Carbon: That's right, the next three rounds are going to be like this past one, and nobody will take your lame ass crappy party seriously.

D-Boy: Oh silly chemist, you don't understand the beasts that you have unleashed in the pardy! We are the best at what we do, and what we do is win. Congrats on finding a way to win this last week but remember you have to beat us three more times for that win to mean anything. So be ready for the pardy to came at you boyz. We will stick your hypothesis right up your rectum as we become number one contenders for the the IWA tag team titles!
*D-Boy grabs a beer and starts to drink it. holds a couple beers out for Carbon and Venomous*
Drink up boys you will need it for when Rymac and myself come to kick your ass this week at chaos. Remember, venom is only worthwhile if you can bite... and from now on, you will no longer be with in striking distance for you two douche bags.

[G.G.G.]

D-Boy: Oh silly chemist, you don't understand the beasts that you have unleashed in the pardy! We are the best at what we do, and what we do is win. Congrats on finding a way to win this last week but remember you have to beat us three more times for that win to mean anything. So be ready for the pardy to came at you boyz. We will stick your hypothesis right up your rectum as we become number one contenders for the the IWA tag team titles!
*D-Boy grabs a beer and starts to drink it. holds a couple beers out for Carbon and Venomous*
Drink up boys you will need it for when Rymac and myself come to kick your ass this week at chaos. Remember, venom is only worthwhile if you can bite... and from now on, you will no longer be with in striking distance for you two douche bags.

Carbon: You win? Could've sworn the results were different this past week. I'll have to go back and check the results but last time I knew, the series was one to one.

Venomous: The party is coming to us? Are we receiving the Nobel Peace Prize? Carbon you hear that? All of our hard work in chemistry is finally being revealed!

Carbon: And as far as your statement on where you would stick our hypothesis, we are going to claim impossibility. Just like your chances of winning this series. Face the facts, in order for you to win, you have to come within striking distance, and when we strike, we strike hard.

Venomous: A lethal strike you could say. So you can take your beer and stick that up your ass, there is such thing as a butt-chug. And while you are 'pardying' in your impaired state, we will be 'partying' celebrating our victory in this series. You two are nothing more than a pair of drunken hooligans, and while you're drinking, we'll be eating you badly, injuring you, embarrassing you, and nobody will ever take the pardy seriously again.

[Dennis]

Carbon: You win? Could've sworn the results were different this past week. I'll have to go back and check the results but last time I knew, the series was one to one.

Venomous: The party is coming to us? Are we receiving the Nobel Peace Prize? Carbon you hear that? All of our hard work in chemistry is finally being revealed!

Carbon: And as far as your statement on where you would stick our hypothesis, we are going to claim impossibility. Just like your chances of winning this series. Face the facts, in order for you to win, you have to come within striking distance, and when we strike, we strike hard.

Venomous: A lethal strike you could say. So you can take your beer and stick that up your ass, there is such thing as a butt-chug. And while you are 'pardying' in your impaired state, we will be 'partying' celebrating our victory in this series. You two are nothing more than a pair of drunken hooligans, and while you're drinking, we'll be eating you badly, injuring you, embarrassing you, and nobody will ever take the pardy seriously again.

D-Boy: I'm more positive that I'm going to kick your ass than a cation boys! What comes out of my ass is noble gas, and when I kick your face your face will bleed as you gargle your own teeth. Forget the stats boy, this is now a best of five series and I wouldn't have it any other way. Rymac and I are fighters, as you will find out when we simultaneously put our boots in your asses. I don't care if our feuds stay in the ring, or if I have to kick your ass by burning it with a bunsen burner, the pardy will beat you tools! No mercy for you chemist... for the only chemistry you will be practicing for the remainder of our feud is the chemistry you obviously have between each other. And no I'm not talking about ring chemistry you dynamic duel douchebags!

[scribbler_jones]

Vivica: Hearing? Hearing? What hearing? What do you think that some court could keep me from my Daddy? Never! All you are is a stupid whore, but it's ok, I love you anyway and soon I will get to show you that love again, just like I did the last time we got in the ring. Both you and ***Stinky Pinky*** know what it feels like to have me beat them for this title, it's mine and nobody will ever have it until I say so. Daddy told me that he was so proud of me that as soon as I get both this and the JBW Bombshell title at the same time he's gonna get me a Bike of my very own!

Pisces Pink: Bitch, I KNOW my name didn't come out of my mouth... You must have forgotten what Babygirl Bigg is capable of. Come Last Resort, the bodies gonna pile up. First is yours - and if your sodomizing-ass family come at me, they'll get matching unmarked graves too! TRY ME, SLUT!

[G.G.G.]

D-Boy: I'm more positive that I'm going to kick your ass than a cation boys! What comes out of my ass is noble gas, and when I kick your face your face will bleed as you gargle your own teeth. Forget the stats boy, this is now a best of five series and I wouldn't have it any other way. Rymac and I are fighters, as you will find out when we simultaneously put our boots in your asses. I don't care if our feuds stay in the ring, or if I have to kick your ass by burning it with a bunsen burner, the pardy will beat you tools! No mercy for you chemist... for the only chemistry you will be practicing for the remainder of our feud is the chemistry you obviously have between each other. And no I'm not talking about ring chemistry you dynamic duel douchebags!

Carbon: As they say talk is cheap, although your talk seems to insinuate something. I noticed you are infatuated with ass, specifically mine and Venomous, and frankly we are uncomfortable. You talk about the chemistry between us, but you're the one giving off mixed signals.

Venomous: Regardless of what you are, what we are is not only chemists, but dangerous chemists. We were kicked out of our university for our dangerous practices. So we moved our practices from in the lab and into the ring. We warn you now, you don't want to fight us, and you certainly don't want to move this feud anywhere but the ring, because the more elements we get to play with the more lethal we become.

Carbon: And when we become dangerous its bad news for you two. Me and Venomous, we go to the extreme, we tests the laws of physics, and we won't stop until we break them. If we have to break you so be it, because we will get those IWA Tag Team Title shots.

[Dennis]

Carbon: As they say talk is cheap, although your talk seems to insinuate something. I noticed you are infatuated with ass, specifically mine and Venomous, and frankly we are uncomfortable. You talk about the chemistry between us, but you're the one giving off mixed signals.

Venomous: Regardless of what you are, what we are is not only chemists, but dangerous chemists. We were kicked out of our university for our dangerous practices. So we moved our practices from in the lab and into the ring. We warn you now, you don't want to fight us, and you certainly don't want to move this feud anywhere but the ring, because the more elements we get to play with the more lethal we become.

Carbon: And when we become dangerous its bad news for you two. Me and Venomous, we go to the extreme, we tests the laws of physics, and we won't stop until we break them. If we have to break you so be it, because we will get those IWA Tag Team Title shots.

D-Boy: Woooh wooh wooh, do you actually think for two seconds that the pardy wants to here your life story bro's?! We are here to fight, I don't give a crap why you chose to stop being chemists... Hey I'm not going to knock you guys, I'm sure the only shot you boys had at any girls was to use some chemicals, looking as disgusting as you two douchebags. Rymac and I stopped what we loved to come here in IWA and prove the world two things Letal, one being that we are the best fighting duo in the world today, and two that you can be a great fighter and beat up talents such as yourself while living your life how you want it! No rules, no regrets, just one long pardy. So at chaos the pardy will once again kick your ass, and because you decided to prolong this feud by actually winning one match... Rymac and I will just get more chances to beat down two nerds! We hate nerds, we hate everything you stand for! Your pretentious and act like elitists, just know the only thing that is going to be elite from now on is the beat down that Rymac and myself will put on you for the remainder of the feud. *D-Boy opens two beers as he chugs them simultaneously.* Now shut your faces you tools, before we start this before Chaos!

[G.G.G.]

D-Boy: Woooh wooh wooh, do you actually think for two seconds that the pardy wants to here your life story bro's?! We are here to fight, I don't give a crap why you chose to stop being chemists... Hey I'm not going to knock you guys, I'm sure the only shot you boys had at any girls was to use some chemicals, looking as disgusting as you two douchebags. Rymac and I stopped what we loved to come here in IWA and prove the world two things Letal, one being that we are the best fighting duo in the world today, and two that you can be a great fighter and beat up talents such as yourself while living your life how you want it! No rules, no regrets, just one long pardy. So at chaos the pardy will once again kick your ass, and because you decided to prolong this feud by actually winning one match... Rymac and I will just get more chances to beat down two nerds! We hate nerds, we hate everything you stand for! Your pretentious and act like elitists, just know the only thing that is going to be elite from now on is the beat down that Rymac and myself will put on you for the remainder of the feud. *D-Boy opens two beers as he chugs them simultaneously.* Now shut your faces you tools, before we start this before Chaos!

Venomous: We may be nerds, but we are more of the life of the party than you will ever be. See you say your life is one long 'pardy' and that my be the one claim that has been true through all the bullshit you spout out of your mouth. You two are the party goers that sit in the corner, drink till you can't remember the horrible time you had, and are out of place, and that is exactly where you find yourselves now.

Carbon: You're out of place, you can match up with us in the ring, in the lab or intellectually. We are not only smarter than you... which by the way might have something to do with your excessive drinking...we are also stronger and more athletic. And your drinking would make a decision for you right now that really isn't in your best interest. Are you really sure you want to start this without Rymac?

[Dennis]

Venomous: We may be nerds, but we are more of the life of the party than you will ever be. See you say your life is one long 'pardy' and that my be the one claim that has been true through all the bullshit you spout out of your mouth. You two are the party goers that sit in the corner, drink till you can't remember the horrible time you had, and are out of place, and that is exactly where you find yourselves now.

Carbon: You're out of place, you can match up with us in the ring, in the lab or intellectually. We are not only smarter than you... which by the way might have something to do with your excessive drinking...we are also stronger and more athletic. And your drinking would make a decision for you right now that really isn't in your best interest. Are you really sure you want to start this without Rymac?

D-Boy: Are you serious Bro!? Do you really believe anything that you just spat out of your mouth!? Rymac and myself are pardy animals! Did you happen to catch our opening promo!? We own our own club, we are multiple time beer pong champions, all you boys are, are chumps! While you boys were studying it up at a university Rymac and myself were hitting the books in the school of hard knocks! Don't get us wrong, we are classy when we pardy bros. We are the best at what we do, and today it's pardying but come chaos it's punching your face in! And yes I'll start this here, I'll start this anywhere I dang well please you tools! Rymac doesn't need to be here for me to kick it old school and get in a brawl! this isn't the ring boys, there are no chemicals, you are out of your element.

[B-MCINTYRE]

Rymac: D-Boy, you really do love to argue with these useless people don't you? Why are you wasting your time? Everyone knows that Extremely Lethal beating us on chaos was a one off fluke. This isn't a place for scientist, this isn't a place for experiments, this is a place for men to fight it out in the ring. There is no team that can fight on our level and you know this D. Stop giving them the time of day before they mistakenly get the belief they are welcome in A wrestling company. They shouldn't be here, they should go back to the lab and be what they are. Two scientists. They are not wrestlers, we are wrestlers!