IWA: Insane Wrestling Association

[K2Jelly]

God has blessed me, but even I may struggle to reach across the Irish sea.

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Bear!!!!!!! *runs to get bear*

[bearkg88]

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Bear!!!!!!! *runs to get bear*

*runs into a corner tohide*

[BennyTheBall]

Don't run, boys. Come & play. XD

[B-MCINTYRE]

I bet that's why she has never showed us a pic of herself

* a chant of "We Want Pics" suddenly starts up*

[K2Jelly]

* a chant of "We Want Pics" suddenly starts up*

Yeah, a ONE MAN chant. From YOU. Who would have thunk it?

[B-MCINTYRE]

Yeah, a ONE MAN chant. From YOU. Who would have thunk it?

I was joking anyway dude. I don't chant for such things

[CM Rock-Austin]

Ano Doom: I don't have to know you to know you've never seen anything like me. My arms don't come off, they're mechanically attached to my body, Just not happening. There's an old saying for right about now: "You don't have to be scared of me to get the damn livin shit knocked out of you 115 times in 30 seconds." I'm not hiding from you at all...You'll see me on Chaos, Don't worry. Or would you rather me come to your house and throw you through the window and then the wall in front of your girlfriend?

Jackson: Mechanically attached?! If it can get mechanically attached, it can get mechanically unattached! I have an old saying as well, " The bigger they are, the harder they fall." Simple and straight to the point. You can come to my house for all I care, just so you know, I will have a sledgehammer and a blow torch when you get here .

[wrestlingfan66513]

Jackson: Mechanically attached?! If it can get mechanically attached, it can get mechanically unattached! I have an old saying as well, " The bigger they are, the harder they fall." Simple and straight to the point. You can come to my house for all I care, just so you know, I will have a sledgehammer and a blow torch when you get here .

Hawk: See Smith that is the difference between us. I may have had a bad day, but I am already in the finals for the Blackout title, you on the other hand have already lost your case and way before I expected.

[CM Rock-Austin]

Hawk: See Smith that is the difference between us. I may have had a bad day, but I am already in the finals for the Blackout title, you on the other hand have already lost your case and way before I expected.

Jackson: *Shakes his head and just walks away laughing to himself*

[scribbler_jones]

*The Booth opens, "Neva Eva" by Trillville playing in the background, with Pisces Pink celebrating loud and proud... and Sagittarius Blue in a less-than-jovial mood. In fact, his mood could be categorized as somewhere between "strong disappointment" and "homicidal urges."

Pisces Pink (super bubbly mood): HEY, IWA!!! It's ya girl, Pisces Pink, Babygirl Bigg, fresh out tha winner's circle, on top of my game and feelin' fine as a muhfucka! And with me is my co-host - Mr. Classic City, The Royal Rockstar... Sagittarius Blue!

Sagittarius Blue (extremely dejected): Hi.

Pisces Pink: Aw boo-boo, cheer up! We on da Booth, baby - we here to enlighten, enliven and entertain the millions...

(start at 0:04)


...Of our fans and followers... and if you followed me on last chaos, you saw me break my foot off in Vivica's thorazine-takin' ass! WOOOOO!!! Did you see how hard I hit that bitch! I mean, girl got some shots in, won't lie, but I was like "Hold up, trick - that ain't gonna fly in Mama's house!" Did you see it, Blue?

Sagittarius Blue: Yes, sweetie...

Pisces Pink: Didn't I knock dat bitch's spine out with that Harpoon, babe?

Sagittarius Blue: Yes, sweetie...

Pisces Pink: HELL YEAH!!! I RAN THAT SHIT!!!

Sagittarius Blue: Yes, sweetie...

Pisces Pink: Look baby, you should be happy... I'm one step closer to gettin' that Vanity title and having Vivica sent off - either to a nuthouse or a morgue! What's the matter?

Sagittarius Blue (flares up): The matter is MOTHER FUCKING SMYTH. I'm fucking SICK and fucking TIRED of him getting a pussyache every time I get ready to handle my business. First his vagina hurts because I try to wake him up during a match where he was supposed to be the ref and his ass got knocked da hell out... THEN me and Oscar are having a match - a damn good match at that - and he wants to come through and have a bitch fit... all I want to do is hit that bitch with Stardom one good time...



Pisces Pink: Babe, you gotta be cool. That crumpet-eating coward can't hide from you. You'll get your shot at his title - just like I'll get my shot at Vivica's. All we gotta do is -

Pisces is cut off as a sound unto a car crash at point blank range goes off, and the glass of the booth's window is forcefully blasted inwards. Pisces and Sagittarius hunker down, trying to protect themselves from whatever the hell is coming. They look up, covered in glass. And as they look around, they realize that they are not alone in The Booth of Truth. Standing near them, unfazed from the violent entrance...

Is Ano Doom.