IWA: Insane Wrestling Association

[TTC]

Adonis: Careful fella, I heard Brock Edwards was around and he's got a taste for fingerin' tasteless assholes.. but you'd know all about that, wouldn't ya? Now get yo' cheap ass outta here, your face is makin' the girls uncomfortable.

Girls: Why is his face so nauseating?

Adonis: That's what happens when your uncle is your dad..

Brock: Whoa! Let me stop you right there. If you are going to talk smack about me then say it to my face. Cause I can guess those bitches have more balls than you.

Ryder: As far as I go. You want to talk about unpleasant things let's talk about your recent loss. All of the internet thought you would win, but you showed them you can't even close to the small one. Which from I hear from the boys in the back you do have the "small one". And You Know It!

[No_1eddiefan]

Kyojin: Smyth, you can whine all you want but what you need to realise is that I'm the rightful holder to this Endurance Championship. Right now, you're not even in my eyesight- instead, I have to deal with Israel Pamich on the next Chaos. Pamich, you got lucky. If it wasn't for Shining Light, I'd be facing my own Tag Team Partner on Brutality, Malcolm Adonis. Trust me, I'd love to face Malcolm on Chaos, but Pamich, I'll take you out just as quickly as I'd put Smyth down.

Ho.

Lee.

Shit.

Congratulations bro, fully deserved. Champion vs. Champion match anybody?

[Destruction]

Schweizner is in the locker room, with Gaileo and Gommenta

Schweizner: You saw Black Blooded out there at the PPV. They want: Schweizner reaches into his bag. These. The IWA Tag Team Championships. He gives them to the team, who place them on his shoulders. These titles put a target on your back. So you need to be ready to defend them 24/7. Annihilate anyone in your path. Starting with-

Schweizner notices the door open, before kicking it shut.

Kyojin: Smyth, you can whine all you want but what you need to realise is that I'm the rightful holder to this Endurance Championship. Right now, you're not even in my eyesight- instead, I have to deal with Israel Pamich on the next Chaos. Pamich, you got lucky. If it wasn't for Shining Light, I'd be facing my own Tag Team Partner on Brutality, Malcolm Adonis. Trust me, I'd love to face Malcolm on Chaos, but Pamich, I'll take you out just as quickly as I'd put Smyth down.



Congratulations bro, fully deserved. Champion vs. Champion match anybody?

How about Champion and Champion vs Champions

[TTC]

Schweizner is in the locker room, with Gaileo and Gommenta

Schweizner: You saw Black Blooded out there at the PPV. They want: Schweizner reaches into his bag. These. The IWA Tag Team Championships. He gives them to the team, who place them on his shoulders. These titles put a target on your back. So you need to be ready to defend them 24/7. Annihilate anyone in your path. Starting with-

Schweizner notices the door open, before kicking it shut.



How about Champion and Champion vs Champions

Ryder: Hey, I was enjoying the conversion.

[Destruction]

Ryder: Hey, I was enjoying the conversion.

Schweizner: Conversion? Like you converting from annoying imbecile to an annoying imbecile sidekick.

[TTC]

Schweizner: Conversion? Like you converting from imbecile to imbecile sidekick.

Ryder: At least, I'm not going to end up bald like you. Woo Woo Woo!

[No_1eddiefan]

Schweizner is in the locker room, with Gaileo and Gommenta

Schweizner: You saw Black Blooded out there at the PPV. They want: Schweizner reaches into his bag. These. The IWA Tag Team Championships. He gives them to the team, who place them on his shoulders. These titles put a target on your back. So you need to be ready to defend them 24/7. Annihilate anyone in your path. Starting with-

Schweizner notices the door open, before kicking it shut.



How about Champion and Champion vs Champions

Oh shit Des!

PERFECTION!

[Destruction]

Oh shit Des!

PERFECTION!

I see you like it

Ryder: At least, I'm not going to end up bald like you. Woo Woo Woo!

Schweizner: Really, what's so wrong being bald Matt. Stereotypically it's a sign of old age, something which everyone goes through, providing you don't die a young man, but Matt that is a possibility. People go bald voluntarily, because it makes them look better. Again Matt, that could be useful for you. But thinking going bald is a bad thing Matt, when it's a sign of wisdom, a sign of experience, it shows why you have to be paired with the Lesnar wannabe to get over.

[TTC]

I see you like it



Schweizner: Really, what's so wrong being bald Matt. Stereotypically it's a sign of old age, something which everyone goes through, providing you don't die a young man, but Matt that is a possibility. People go bald voluntarily, because it makes them look better. Again Matt, that could be useful for you. But thinking going bald is a bad thing Matt, when it's a sign of wisdom, a sign of experience, it shows why you have to be paired with the Lesnar wannabe to get over.

Ryder: Actually, getting white hair is a show of wisdom. So, I just proved you wrong.

[Torphy]

Brock: Whoa! Let me stop you right there. If you are going to talk smack about me then say it to my face. Cause I can guess those bitches have more balls than you.

Ryder: As far as I go. You want to talk about unpleasant things let's talk about your recent loss. All of the internet thought you would win, but you showed them you can't even close to the small one. Which from I hear from the boys in the back you do have the "small one". And You Know It!

Adonis: Hey Brock, the last thing I wanna do is look at your face son, you uglier than a six car pile up. If we gonna talk balls though, shiii' son yours must be tiny, i mean what kinda coward pulls the same crap you did? Oh, yeah, Shining Light.. you guys got quite the fixation on laying hands on a brother from behind.. ain't healthy ya know.. Po' Oscar..

And as fo' you Ryder, why you gonna go and make comments about 'small' things when you clearly wrapped around Edwards little finger? What's the matter boy? He do it fo' you just the way ya like it? Mmhmm I bet he do, y'all wanna let Eddings get in on the action next time, brother's always lookin' for some action, you know what am sayin'? And considering the way I lost my match when compared with yo' dumb ass.. Malcolm came through lookin' a lot better..

Oh and puh-lease bro', just cos you jealous about Malcolm Junior don't mean you gotta tell lies about him, ain't nothin' small about him.. ain't that right ladies?

Ladies: Mmhmm... ain't nothin' small down there Malcolm..