IWA: Insane Wrestling Association

[Dennis]

You should know by now that telling me something is a bit like telling The Hulk that the guy he wants is "over in China". Robstar smash first, ask questions later.

And yes, that's your fault Dennis.

I have to admit, today I'm in a great mood because of my female friend, so I think this trait is fun right now!

[Robstar]

I have to admit, today I'm in a great mood because of my female friend, so I think this trait is fun right now!

Take it from me - wait until you hear the Y-E-S from that girl. And get around to asking ASAP, OK?

[Dennis]

Take it from me - wait until you hear the Y-E-S from that girl. And get around to asking ASAP, OK?

Yea, I am trying to keep my hopes low! but hey, it's all good either way. It's better to know and fail than to wonder. People tend to regret the things they didn't say more so than the things they did say.

[Robstar]

Yea, I am trying to keep my hopes low! but hey, it's all good either way. It's better to know and fail than to wonder. People tend to regret the things they didn't say more so than the things they did say.

Aaaaah, Dennis, you're getting it now!

[AirBourne]

Van: We really don't think we're being funny. We're being realistic and someone like you who flops constantly in number 1 contender matches won't ever amount to something, even here. You're never going to be the face of a company. You don't suck up enough to a crowd and your wrestling skills are massively below par for even the blindest fan to like you.

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[X] Told

Wells: But Van...it doesn't mean much coming from a guy who has to cheat to win and keep a title. I've never once cheated in a match, but you find the excessive need, and let us focus on the NEED part, to utilize cheating in order to win any match. I don't need to kiss up to anyone, the crowd loves me because I am fighting for them, not for myself, unlike most of the people here. And you question my wrestling skill yet I can wrestle clean matches and I am so touted for my wrestling skill and was begged to come back for my skill in the ring, so please get your facts straight first Van before you make accusations. I mean, it seemed like you can't do anything right...say something right, wrestle a fair match...even be a normal person, you even get that wrong. Damn, you just screw up everything Van...like HWA too?

[bearkg88]

Gabriel: it baffles me, how people can live their lives in the dark. The world isnt gray like someone people think. There is white and black, there is good and evil. And when you sit in front of a tv, vegging out to the big bang theory or whatever is the latest fad, you are robbing yourself of true bliss. You are living with the fact you are addicted. It doesnt have to be drugs...no....people who gorge on oreos are addicted. Well, that ends now. I grew up seeing what addiction, alcoholism, and all the other vices that drag you down can do. At last resort, i may not be an angel, but i will be a champion.

[wrestlingfan66513]

Gabriel: it baffles me, how people can live their lives in the dark. The world isnt gray like someone people think. There is white and black, there is good and evil. And when you sit in front of a tv, vegging out to the big bang theory or whatever is the latest fad, you are robbing yourself of true bliss. You are living with the fact you are addicted. It doesnt have to be drugs...no....people who gorge on oreos are addicted. Well, that ends now. I grew up seeing what addiction, alcoholism, and all the other vices that drag you down can do. At last resort, i may not be an angel, but i will be a champion.

Hawk: Here's where you are wrong. Without addiction, everyone would be perfect little angels like you, but me, I thrive on watching others bog themselves down with their problems because it sets the strong apart from the weak. But at Last Resort, we will be at an impasse, because Pamich's babysitter is to worried about looking cool in front of his minions, Adonis will be to busy looking at himself and his girls but you, your weakness is you care about fixing these people. All I care about is walking out of that building as champion and showing everyone why I am the best.

[bearkg88]

Hawk: Here's where you are wrong. Without addiction, everyone would be perfect little angels like you, but me, I thrive on watching others bog themselves down with their problems because it sets the strong apart from the weak. But at Last Resort, we will be at an impasse, because Pamich's babysitter is to worried about looking cool in front of his minions, Adonis will be to busy looking at himself and his girls but you, your weakness is you care about fixing these people. All I care about is walking out of that building as champion and showing everyone why I am the best.

Gabriel: you are mistakened. I cant fix these people. All i can do is set the example, and be the change they need. That is where you are mistaken. By winning the blackout championship, i will be on a pedestal, and then, thats when my message will ring out loud and clear. That is when the world will see what it looks like for someone to succeed, who doesnt give in to guilty pleasure, who doesnt boy down before a fake god in hopes that he will answer my unheard prayers, a person who is simply and purely, better than you.

[Dennis]

Gabriel: you are mistakened. I cant fix these people. All i can do is set the example, and be the change they need. That is where you are mistaken. By winning the blackout championship, i will be on a pedestal, and then, thats when my message will ring out loud and clear. That is when the world will see what it looks like for someone to succeed, who doesnt give in to guilty pleasure, who doesnt boy down before a fake god in hopes that he will answer my unheard prayers, a person who is simply and purely, better than you.

*D-Boy walks in past Gabriel as he rolls his eyes*
D-Boy: Yea, whatever punk... Would you like to eat some cookies you monster?

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Promo done and sent.

Not sure about it this weekend, found it a struggle for some reason Hope it's good enough.