IWA: Insane Wrestling Association

[K2Jelly]

Cause of the pics you send me last night.

That punchline again? Sheesh, man. Come up with some new material.

[Dennis]

That punchline again? Sheesh, man. Come up with some new material.

Yea, and I'm going to stop talking about the foo fighters, batman, breathmints, stupid things that I do.

[Robstar]

Yea, and I'm going to stop talking about the foo fighters, batman, breathmints, stupid things that I do.

You'll have nothing left to talk about though...

[TTC]

That punchline again? Sheesh, man. Come up with some new material.

I will post those pic K2!

[Dennis]

You'll have nothing left to talk about though...

I'd still have florence and the machine robbie!

[VanHooliganX]

That punchline again? Sheesh, man. Come up with some new material.

He said, rolling his eyes lol

[TTC]

Jonathan: Bah Humbug!

[B-MCINTYRE]

Try it Robbie... I'll get aloisick and Daniel walkerin to start a class action against you!

[SouthernBlood]

Ano Doom: Jackson, Jackson. You really avenged yourelf with those two punches. That is, until you threw you aside by the neck like a damn twig. I was barely above calm then, think of what I can do to you once you meet....THE REAL ME. What you've seen so far is nothing of what and who I am. I may seem almost relaxed when I continue to forge this onslaught upon your brain, that's only because there's something being kept in check within me. One last thing...You shouldn't have saved the boy from the fire. That was a mistake, now you've only gotten in deeper. Let's go, Jackson, for the games will continue, I'll be waiting. You might see me at Last Resort, you might not, either way, better be ready.

[scribbler_jones]

Hi all! This is actually the Booth episode for last week, but last week was kinda hectic... Enjoy!

* "Da Rockwilder" is bumping loud in The Booth of Truth as the Star Signs gets hyped up for the show... *

Sagittarius Blue: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to this week's episode of The Booth of Truth! Where we're more raw than what's on Monday night, we're more of a main event than what's on Wednesday night, and make more of an impact than what's on Thursday night! I am your host, The Royal Rockstar Sagittarius Blue -

Pisces Pink: And I'm your co-host, the Princess of Power Pisces Pink! I'm also super happy because I'M ALSO COMPETING FOR THE IWA VANITY CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

Sagittarius Blue: Whoa, turn it down babe... but hell yeah - that's what's up! People of the Asylum, you are looking at... *clears throat* Your new IWA Vanity Champion... PISCES PINK! Hahaha, did you hear Vivica freak out when she got the news last show? That bitch lost her last two marbles like somebody took her applesauce and chocolate milk!

Pisces Pink: Yeah... only thing is, I gotta go through Juno Mercury too. And I ain't lyin' - Juno is a tough broad. She is a legit Belgian Bombshell for real, Blue... but that title is calling my name!

Sagittarius Blue: I believe it, just like Mr. Smyth's ass was calling Jman's foot! And Jman's foot so totally answered! I mean, that shit was like...

Sagittarius Blue: Of course, Under-Lay-Taker and I helped. Just a little bit. Because Smyth can be such a cowardly bloke, eh? Oh, and a shout out to my boys Kayfabulous! Y'all boys on some other shit... *laughs in jovial approval* Attention everybody: if you didn't already know... Mr. Black's real name is BETTY! Does that mean his middle name is Boop? And wait... Ron! That hickie! *fake cowboy voice* What were you doing back there, boy?

Pisces Pink: Nothing you should be worried about, Sagittarius

Sagittarius Blue: Okay, okay ha ha... Riiiight... And how about that main event? It was so nice to see everybody getting along so well...

*Video package airs showing scenes where Shaz and KJ were damn near killing each other... despite being on the same team*

Sagittarius Blue: And that's why I can't wait for Last Resort to -


*There's a loud commotion as The Star Signs look at something happening offscreen - chairs being knocked over, stuff getting tossed... and then...*

Sagittarius Blue: Aw jeez NOT THESE JERKS...

*Two guys stumble into the booth with a hell of a lot of noise, ruckus and booze... The Pardy Boyz have crashed the Booth of Truth!*