IWA: Insane Wrestling Association

[CM Rock-Austin]

?: Just wait simpleton...soon enough you will all see HIM...

Jackson: And......It begins

[Shining Light]

Shining: Adonis, your end is near.

[CricketTragic]

Hey guys how are we today?

Israel: Integrity has arrived, no more squabbling necessarary

[Shaz11]

Sagittarius Blue: Ah. Saving the pain for someone else. Of course you are, Shaz, why would I think anything different? I mean, there's ABSOLUTELY NO WAY AT ALL you would be trying to avoid me. Of course not. You want to make sure that you are in tippity-top condition for your little do-si-doh with Hawk. Who, I am hoping, shoves his foot so far up your ass that you choke on the laces. And then, at some point, I'll get my shot at you. And we all know how much fun that's gonna be

Shaz: Have you finished yet?

[Torphy]

Shining: Adonis, your end is near.

Adonis: Considerin' Malcolm's end is attached to him, i'd say it's always near. Oh.. and hey.. my eyes are up here sailor.. you know what am sayin'?

[Shining Light]

Adonis: Considerin' Malcolm's end is attached to him, i'd say it's always near. Oh.. and hey.. my eyes are up here sailor.. you know what am sayin'?

Shining: You, my friend, deserve everything you're going to get. This vulgar language of yours is really starting to bore me now.

[Torphy]

Shining: You, my friend, deserve everything you're going to get. This vulgar language of yours is really starting to bore me now.

Adonis: Maaan you need to chill yo' ass down. Look Malcolm understands, he really does, sexual frustration can be a real pain in the ass. Tell you what Malcolm's gonna do for ya son, next time he goes to a club, you can feel free to tag along, soon as the ladies see you standin' next to Malcolm they might actually pay you some mind.. maybe. They may just continue lookin' at Malcolm the whole time.. but damn it, it's worth a shot if it'll shut yo' ass up!

[Shining Light]

Adonis: Maaan you need to chill yo' ass down. Look Malcolm understands, he really does, sexual frustration can be a real pain in the ass. Tell you what Malcolm's gonna do for ya son, next time he goes to a club, you can feel free to tag along, soon as the ladies see you standin' next to Malcolm they might actually pay you some mind.. maybe. They may just continue lookin' at Malcolm the whole time.. but damn it, it's worth a shot if it'll shut yo' ass up!

Shining: The only love I need in my life is the love of God. So I'm afraid that I'll have to pass you up on your little offer, despite how exciting it sounds...

[Torphy]

Shining: The only love I need in my life is the love of God. So I'm afraid that I'll have to pass you up on your little offer, despite how exciting it sounds...

Adonis: It does sound exciting doesn't it!? What could be better? Ahh wait.. no no no.. Malcolm knows the answer. See, what's better than gettin' loose at a club is settlin' the score against a certain bible thumpin' jackass who thinks he got the right to stick his punk ass into Malcolm's business..

[Rehmix]

Dixon: All dis talk about beginnings and ends bein' near. Y'all need to make up ya damn minds! Just face it, IWA is done! Y'all are represented by a joke who can't wrestle for shit! It is only a matta' of time before da whole thing comes crumblin' down. I'll make sure of it.