IWA: Insane Wrestling Association

[TTC]

Brock: This has been the most boring shit I've heard in my life.

Ryder: That's right. We have a wannabe holy man talking down to a male stripper.

Brock: Then we have Dixon and Cage talking about how shitty they are.

Ryder: And finally we have Blue, Hawk, and Shaz talking smack about each other. When in reality they all suck ass.

[Shaz11]

Sagittarius Blue: I know. He's number one on my shit list, birdie... you're number two. Unless you plan on jumping the line.

Shaz: Just goes to show that I am the best!

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Sagittarius Blue: I know. He's number one on my shit list, birdie... you're number two. Unless you plan on jumping the line.

Hawk: You misunderstand, I don't have time to deal with the insignificant mediocrity that plagues the locker room. Shaz is the cause of it all and by cutting out the heart, the body cannot go on. You'd be better checking on that roadblock you call a "manager" after what Divine did to her then to pick fights with the hottest commodity in the IWA.

[Shaz11]

Brock: This has been the most boring shit I've heard in my life.

Ryder: That's right. We have a wannabe holy man talking down to a male stripper.

Brock: Then we have Dixon and Cage talking about how shitty they are.

Ryder: And finally we have Blue, Hawk, and Shaz talking smack about each other. When in reality they all suck ass.

Shaz: Oh and we have Brock Edwards and Matt Ryder in IWA, when in reality they belong in Jersey Shore!

*crowd pop*

[TTC]

Shaz: Oh and we have Brock Edwards and Matt Ryder in IWA, when in reality they belong in Jersey Shore!

*crowd pop*

Brock: You really had to bring in some fake crowd noise? Even with that you are not interesting enought. Oh wait, you never were.

[Shaz11]

Brock: You really had to bring in some fake crowd noise? Even with that you are not interesting enought. Oh wait, you never were.

*crowd boo*

Shaz: Oh dear Brock. It looks like you still can't pronounce simple words.

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Shaz: You can beat me all you like, but I'll anhillate you.

*crowd pop*

Shaz: You see, even the crowd are down with that!

Hawk: I am not going to defeat you, I am going to eviscerate you. I came here because I was burning in the fires of hell and through my training there I realized what true Mayhem is. At the PPV, you were in a state of shock because of the glory of my rebirth into the Hell Hawk and fought helplessly as I gave you a preview of what I can truly do now. The Phoenix may go out in flames but when it returns, it's true power is revealed.

[scribbler_jones]

Brock: This has been the most boring shit I've heard in my life.

Ryder: That's right. We have a wannabe holy man talking down to a male stripper.

Brock: Then we have Dixon and Cage talking about how shitty they are.

Ryder: And finally we have Blue, Hawk, and Shaz talking smack about each other. When in reality they all suck ass.

Sagittarius Blue: And don't forget - we have Brock and Ryder ducked off hoping that we don't notice how sucky they are!

[scribbler_jones]

Shaz: Just goes to show that I am the best!

Sagittarius Blue: *facepalms* No, that just goes to show that you're a loser. You actually want​ to get your ass kicked. I tell you, no standards these days *shakes head*

[Shaz11]

Hawk: I am not going to defeat you, I am going to eviscerate you. I came here because I was burning in the fires of hell and through my training there I realized what true Mayhem is. At the PPV, you were in a state of shock because of the glory of my rebirth into the Hell Hawk and fought helplessly as I gave you a preview of what I can truly do now. The Phoenix may go out in flames but when it returns, it's true power is revealed.

Shaz: Do you know what I find funny? The fact that you've had me as your first target. That goes to show that you KNOW I'm better than you.