IWA: Insane Wrestling Association

[BennyTheBall]

Brock: Two things. I am better than all this fools. And two, are you even relevant?

Mr. Smyth: So you're better than Matthew, too?

[Torphy]

Is that the one where it was Shining Light vs. Adonis with JMan as the special referee? If I remember it ended with VHX siding with Adonis (which I thought was odd) and then Kyojin comes out and starts dancing to the YMCA with Shining Light.

If that's the one, you can count on me to keep quiet.

BAH GAHD WHAT A SLOBBER KNOCKER!! How could Kyojin betray Adonis so badly by dancing with that scoundrel?! We're supposed to be a team man!!

[TTC]

Mr. Smyth: So you're better than Matthew, too?

Ryder: I'll adnit it that he is better than you and me.

[Vandarius]

Is that the one where it was Shining Light vs. Adonis with JMan as the special referee? If I remember it ended with VHX siding with Adonis (which I thought was odd) and then Kyojin comes out and starts dancing to the YMCA with Shining Light.

If that's the one, you can count on me to keep quiet.

God damn it, Benny!! Y U RUIN EVERYTHING!!11!!??//??!

[BennyTheBall]

God damn it, Benny!! Y U RUIN EVERYTHING!!11!!??//??!

What? I said that I would keep...oh, right. Oops. My bad. Sorry.

*Hangs head in shame.*

[CM Rock-Austin]

Sagittarius Blue: Sure! His name is Brock "the Vanilla Gorilla" Edwards. He's big, gigantic, and also quite large. Physically, at least. Mentally... well... nah.

In the world of MMA, he's like the big fat kid who keeps hassling you for your lunch money - but once you get your hands on him, it's all over. In the world in general, he's... well, this is probably what I should have told you from the start...

He's nobody.

Jackson: Oh okay, good! I thought he was some fan who somehow got access to the backstage area but in fact, he is no threat to anyone. Good to know.

[Shining Light]

Is that the one where it was Shining Light vs. Adonis with JMan as the special referee? If I remember it ended with VHX siding with Adonis (which I thought was odd) and then Kyojin comes out and starts dancing to the YMCA with Shining Light.

If that's the one, you can count on me to keep quiet.

Match of the year candidate

[bearkg88]

What? I said that I would keep...oh, right. Oops. My bad. Sorry.

*Hangs head in shame.*

Bad benny! *goes looking for spray gun*

[BennyTheBall]

Bad benny! *goes looking for spray gun*

When did I become the efed family dog?

[KJ PUNK]

Gonna apologize for my shitty promo for this week. I had it up for like 3 hours and couldn't focus on it one bit. Very disappointed in it.