IWA: Insane Wrestling Association

[TTC]

I'm probably a tad biased to that 3 stages match but nevertheless that triple threat match is a classic. Can't really ask for a better match underneath the main event.

Oh shit, I just realized you got the 2012 post. The world is ending for sure now.

[VanHooliganX]

Brock: Oh really, I can't wait how this turns out for IWA.


OOC: You better have.

Van: Well let's see shall we. Before the current IWA world title existed I tripled the roster in world championship reigns, even now I'm still pretty much humiliating your best and I've probably won more matches then you've even been in son. It's really sad to think I'm still probably 1 of the most underrated wrestlers around considering how fucking badass I am already.

I'll admit it though. I'm in a good mood so I'll give you people some advice.

You have to step it up. You're all pathetic. It took us mere minutes after showing up to own this fed. If you don't step your game up. That's it. You may as well apply for the janitor jobs you'll be that fucking far out of our league!

OOC: Nice sig. Is Roode face or Storm heel now or are you just doing nostalgia. I'm not keeping up well with TNA currently.

[Asherdelampyr]

Very very very awesomely done guys
seriously, hell of a job.


*Black Blooded are seen walking towards the locker room after the show, both men look livid, as Vivica just has her head down following behind, one hand loosely clasping Mr. Black's*

Mr. Blood: So close, so fucking close to those god damned belts. Everything was going fucking perfectly.

Cameraman: Excuse me, Mr. Blood: Any words on the conclusion of the pay per view? What about the new arrivals?

Mr. Blood: Why in the holy fuck are you bothering us right now?

*Mr. Black turns, grabbing towards the cameraman as the camera falls, showing everyone's feet a pair of sneakers presumably belonging to the unfortunate crew member can be seen coming off the ground, as the cameraman is lifted into the air by Mr. Black. Vivica's face can be seen in the camera, as she grabs in and points it at her man, who is holding the cameraman against the wall by his throat with one hand.*

Mr. Blood: Here is your fucking soundbyte you worthless piece of shit, you want to know how I feel about these guys coming here from the smoking ruins of HWA and ICW? I could give a rat's ass. See we have bigger fucking problems right now, or were you not watching those fucking retarded freaks walking out of here with our fucking belts? You wanna know how we fucking feel right now? How we feel right now is like tearing someones fucking throat out, like tracking down those sons of bitches, grabbing that pansy ass, wannabe Dr. frankenstien and road haul him behind our bikes until he's nothing but a pelvis, wearing a belt. That is how we fucking feel. Do you really want to stick around with that?

*The cameraman tries to speak, but can't get enough air, he shakes his head as hard as he can "no". Finally, Mr. Black drops him. He kneels on the floor, clutching at his own throat in anguish as both men stand over him.*

Mr. Black: Then leave now asshole.

*The cameraman gets to his feet, and with one last frightened look at Black Blooded, he runs off, in a dead panic*

Vivica: *Yelling after him* Thanks for my present!

[TTC]

Van: Well let's see shall we. Before the current IWA world title existed I tripled the roster in world championship reigns, even now I'm still pretty much humiliating your best and I've probably won more matches then you've even been in son. It's really sad to think I'm still probably 1 of the most underrated wrestlers around considering how fucking badass I am already.

I'll admit it though. I'm in a good mood so I'll give you people some advice.

You have to step it up. You're all pathetic. It took us mere minutes after showing up to own this fed. If you don't step your game up. That's it. You may as well apply for the janitor jobs you'll be that fucking far out of our league!

OOC: Nice sig. Is Roode face or Storm heel now or are you just doing nostalgia. I'm not keeping up well with TNA currently.

Brock: I think our janitor Jeff is way better than you guys.

OOC: Roode is heel and Storm is face at the moment.

[Rehmix]

Dixon: It was all in do time ladies an' gentz! I was just waitin' on some friendly help. If you want to be da best you have to be with da best. You can't handle wat WE got in store for IWA! It's PRIMETIME BABY!

[KJ PUNK]

Punk: Ramon, Van...you two ruined one fed and I ain't gonna allow you to ruin another. You robbed me of my championship. Gave it to someone who can't beat me. Never has and never will. I will have the gold around my waist again very soon and your blood will run like the mighty Mississippi.

[KJ PUNK]

Dixon: It was all in do time ladies an' gentz! I was just waitin' on some friendly help. If you want to be da best you have to be with da best. You can't handle wat WE got in store for IWA! It's PRIMETIME BABY!

Punk: I believe the saying is "to be the best, you have to BEAT the best." Well you didn't beat me! You are nothing more than a paper champion. I'll be happy to take back what's mine at the first opportunity I get.

[VanHooliganX]

Brock: I think our janitor Jeff is way better than you guys.

OOC: Roode is heel and Storm is face at the moment.

Van: When I start giving 2 shits about what you think. I'll let you know. Actually, scratch that. I'm mistakingly implying that could ever happen.

OOC: Good, good.

[Rehmix]

Great job on the PPV gentlemen! It was amazing to see the matches you guys wrote out. Also, it is great to see all the debuts from old and new people. *Kinda biased since I help with two of them*

Seriously, IWA is about to get a lot more interesting.

[bearkg88]

Daniel May: Given the events surrounding the IWA World Title match at Lost Cause, on the next Chaos, KJ Punk will get his rematch with AJ Dixon.