IWA: Insane Wrestling Association

**TTC** · 11-15-2012, 12:16 AM

Originally Posted by K2Jelly

Ace Note: Oh, I did and that whole "deer in the head lights" look you had on your face, as you realized that you were on the losing team, was absolutely hilarious. I didn't even know that forehead veins could get that big...too bad that those veins are the only thing on your body that can get big thanks to those steroids.

Brock: You got anything more original than the steroid jokes.

**VanHooliganX** · 11-15-2012, 12:18 AM

Originally Posted by KJ PUNK

Punk: You do you get off from asking people if their "jimmies" have been rustled or something.

Van: Close. I enjoy kicking people when there down. I could just dumb it down for you and say "U mad bro?"

Originally Posted by K2Jelly

Ace Note: Well, on the account that I've got some "Hooligan" or whatever spouting nonsense in my ear, I'm pretty much on the verge of suicidal as I've pretty much stomached as much idiocy as I can take from Brock. Thanks for asking. Seriously, stick to making up questionnaires. It's less annoying than what I'm hearing from you.

Van: *looks up and down at him* The fuck is this? Listen, new boo-boo. I'm sure in your bubble you think people care about what you have to say but this, gob smackingly, is called reality. Your opinion is about as wanted as Shining Light is wanted at a bar mistzvah. So go be suicidal and listen to your emo bands somewhere else.

**K2Jelly** · 11-15-2012, 12:20 AM

Originally Posted by TTC

Brock: You got anything more original than the steroid jokes.

Ace Note: Really? I thought I was innovative with that one.

Guess you've heard that one before, huh? Ah well. We leave and learn I suppose. You win some, you lose some. But based on your performance, for you it's just "I lose some, I lose some more and then guess what? I fall flat on my ass and lose again!"

**TTC** · 11-15-2012, 12:23 AM

Originally Posted by K2Jelly

Ace Note: Really? I thought I was innovative with that one.

Guess you've heard that one before, huh? Ah well. We leave and learn I suppose. You win some, you lose some. But based on your performance, for you it's just "I lose some, I lose some more and then guess what? I fall flat on my ass and lose again!"

Brock: Look you little whore I got something more important for IWA.com that I need to get off my chest. After, that we can continue with this little chatter.

**K2Jelly** · 11-15-2012, 12:27 AM

Originally Posted by VanHooliganX

Van: Close. I enjoy kicking people when there down. I could just dumb it down for you and say "U mad bro?"

Van: *looks up and down at him* The fuck is this? Listen, new boo-boo. I'm sure in your bubble you think people care about what you have to say but this, gob smackingly, is called reality. Your opinion is about as wanted as Shining Light is wanted at a bar mistzvah. So go be suicidal and listen to your emo bands somewhere else.

Ace Note: For someone who doesn't seem to care about what I have to say, you sure took the effort to tell me otherwise through your absolute interest. And you even came up with a nickname for me, too. Boo-boo. I'll treasure it forever right next to the memory of Brock Edwards kicking me in the nuts. But I've gotta ask, what kind of name is Shining Light?

OOC: The spoiler tag contains a rather nasty comeback and I'd rather not let it come into light unless VHX allows it.

**K2Jelly** · 11-15-2012, 12:29 AM

Originally Posted by TTC

Brock: Look you little whore I got something more important for IWA.com that I need to get off my chest. After, that we can continue with this little chatter.

Ace Note: What's so important anyways? They need an inside scoop form the losing corner. Have fun with that and remember, dear, don't forget to smile!

**TTC** · 11-15-2012, 12:36 AM

IWA.com Exclusive:

*IWA's interviewer is about to get ready, but Brock is pissed and pushes the interviewer out of his way.*

Brock: Listen up management, locker room, and IWA Universe. Yeah I said it. I was screwed not once, but twice. Not was only I screwed, but so was everyone who has busted their ass week in and week out. Everyone knew there was going to be a surprised in the Asylum match. However, we all got ribbed off. Rob Rage has screwed the locker room and if you are not pissed about it then you don't deserve to be in the main event ever. I want first shot at this douche who decided to get in IWA and just give us all a big slap on the face. This is what I call disrespect. So, May I better get what I want or are you going to give to another person who has not been here for 5 minutes?

**VanHooliganX** · 11-15-2012, 12:36 AM

Originally Posted by K2Jelly

Ace Note: For someone who doesn't seem to care about what I have to say, you sure took the effort to tell me otherwise through your absolute interest. And you even came up with a nickname for me, too. Boo-boo. I'll treasure it forever right next to the memory of Brock Edwards kicking me in the nuts. But I've gotta ask, what kind of name is Shining Light?

OOC: The spoiler tag contains a rather nasty comeback and I'd rather not let it come into light unless VHX allows it.

Van: I just like picking on the newbies to this business. You need to be put in place, quickly at that. But by all means, show the world how you're going to amount to anything by beating Brock Edwards. I'm sure people will give 2 shits about that!

As for your new name. Don't treasure it. I give a lot of the untalented, pointless and overall wasted time that nickname.

Oh and he's a bible basher who I would enjoy smashing his face in like the countless others I've obliterated. But please, try another fancy worded "Yo Mama" joke. I do enjoy people who have to resort to insults to keep up with me.

OOC: You can say anything to Van pal.

Shouldn't take anything VHX says seriously either.

Just don't call me smelly :'(

**TTC** · 11-15-2012, 12:37 AM

Originally Posted by K2Jelly

Ace Note: What's so important anyways? They need an inside scoop form the losing corner. Have fun with that and remember, dear, don't forget to smile!

Brock: Shut up I'm really pissed right now. And so should all the locker room.

**K2Jelly** · 11-15-2012, 12:37 AM

Originally Posted by TTC

IWA.com Exclusive:

*IWA's interviewer is about to get ready, but Brock is pissed and pushes the interviewer out of his way.*

Brock: Listen up management, locker room, and IWA Universe. Yeah I said it. I was screwed not once, but twice. Not was only I screwed, but so was everyone who has busted their ass week in and week out. Everyone knew there was going to be a surprised in the Asylum match. However, we all got ribbed off. Rob Rage has screwed the locker room and if you are not pissed about it then you don't deserve to be in the main event ever. I want first shot at this douche who decided to get in IWA and just give us all a big slap on the face. This is what I call disrespect. So, May I better get what I want or are you going to give to another person who has not been here for 5 minutes?

Ace Note: *sighs* You didn't fucking smile! Seriously! I thought we've been through this! SMILE!