IWA: Insane Wrestling Association

[bearkg88]

I wonder which T-Shirt Bear wore.... Team Jacob or Team Edward?

I wore a team aeropostale shirt haha

[K2Jelly]

Hawk: Dixon, I don't know when I should cash in. Beating you would be pretty big but beating Rage would be a lot bigger. Decisions, decisions.

Macoonie: Working the dirtsheets like a pro!

Drek: But, since you're going to have to use that briefcase anyways, I'd do it as soon as possible.

Macoonie: Are you kidding?! The IWC will get antsy waiting for him to use it. Therefore, IWA will get more rating because people will be tuning in waiting for him to use it.

Drek: Exactly. They'll be waiting and the more time presses on, the more obvious it will be when he cashes it in. Think about how many forums that lordofpain will be getting when he uses it now, the moment where everyone least expects it!

Macoonie: But that rash decision will get him lost in the fold when the feud that KJ PUNK and AJ Dixon starts. He'll get thrown in a triple threat feud and he'll have less time in TV to show off.

*Ron and Skyler continue to argue back and forth with each other*

[Vandarius]

I wore a team aeropostale shirt haha

*Team Darius shirt
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[TTC]

Wells: Well Brock, that is because that is what you use to help you wi---, oh wait, you don't have many victories...so even steroids can't help you win matches, you suck that badly, wow....remind me, which team won at Lost Cause?

Brock: Yeah sure let's go with that. I use steroids. By the way, that was sarcasm Wells. Like I said before it was Ryder who got pinned.

Dave Steele: And an ass kicker, if you want to add that to your list!

Brock: Sorry, the only ass kicker around this parts is me. Not you or anyone else. So, go back to high school where clearly that's the only place you can kick someone's ass.

*The door, that leads into the locker room flies open but no one's behind it. The door remains open as the lights start to dim down into pitch darkness. Fog begins to roll through the door, coating the floor with thick, gray mist. Suddenly, a loud thud can be heard as apparently, someone or something has entered the locker room area. Suddenly, "Green Ranger" by J. Cole and Lil Wayne begins to be played in the background and the lights turn back on. Standing side by side, arms crossed, with huge, cocky grins, clad head to toe in over sized boots, ripped jeans that expose the top of the boxers underneath, clock necklaces, blue bandannas, Mets jerseys and grills, is none other than Ron Macoonie and his partner in crime, Skyler Drek.*

Skyler Drek: Yo, yo, yooooooo! Wassup, homies?! Guess who's baaaaaaaaaack?!

Ron Macoonie: Ya'll guessed it! R-Mac and the The Master of Edrektions, Skyler Drek, are here to stay in the IWA!

Skyler Drek: So, let's crank up the beats, find yo-self a shawtie and....

The pair look around at all of the either unimpressed or bewildered faces and they both stop themselves. Drek pulls out a remote from his pants, presses a button and the music stops. Macoonie facepalms himself while Skyler groans in despair.

Skyler Drek: SEE, dude? I told you this wasn't gonna work!

Ron Macoonie: But, it was so obvious that it would! I mean, remember what happened with the last two feds we tried to join? If we were gonna do this place, we had to be something different to throw everyone off.

Skyler Drek: But gangstas?! Really?! You couldn't find a better gimmick to work with than that?!

Ron Macoonie: Well, I said that we could have been billed as Vulcans, who were secretly trained by Spock to take over the wrestling world but you said nooooooooo!

Skyler Drek: No! I said, it would work except that the wrestling demographic isn't very adept in the Star Trek genre so we had to try something else!

Ron Macoonie: So I went with gangstas!

Skyler Drek: Um, hello? Hollywood Homeboys, anyone?!

Ron Macoonie: Oh yeah. Forgot about those guys.

Skyler Drek: *groans* Whatever, dude. The point is, we screwed up big time. There's no way the IWC's gonna get behind us now that we tried to copy someone else's gimmick.

Ron Macoonie: But if you think about it, Hollywood Homeboys are ripoffs of Cryme Tyme.

Skyler Drek: Exactly. There's no way we're gonna be in the same boat. C'mon. Let's take these ridiculous clothes off.

Ron Macoonie: Alright, alright. But I'm keeping the jersey.

Skyler Drek: You don't even like the Mets.

Ron Macoonie: At least they're better than the Cubs.

Skyler Drek: Don't even start with me. (-_-)

OOC: Finally, they are here.

*Team Darius shirt
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OOC: I would wear it. Now, do I get pushed?

[Vandarius]

OOC: I would wear it. Now, do I get pushed?

A push you say ... ?

Okay!

[wrestlingfan66513]

Macoonie: Working the dirtsheets like a pro!

Drek: But, since you're going to have to use that briefcase anyways, I'd do it as soon as possible.

Macoonie: Are you kidding?! The IWC will get antsy waiting for him to use it. Therefore, IWA will get more rating because people will be tuning in waiting for him to use it.

Drek: Exactly. They'll be waiting and the more time presses on, the more obvious it will be when he cashes it in. Think about how many forums that lordofpain will be getting when he uses it now, the moment where everyone least expects it!

Macoonie: But that rash decision will get him lost in the fold when the feud that KJ PUNK and AJ Dixon starts. He'll get thrown in a triple threat feud and he'll have less time in TV to show off.

*Ron and Skyler continue to argue back and forth with each other*

Hawk: I have taken all that into account, with Punk, Dixon and Rage all in that mess. But while using the very case opens pandora box plauging the world, the box itself can cause pandamonium without being opened at all.

[Rehmix]

Hawk: Dixon, I don't know when I should cash in. Beating you would be pretty big but beating Rage would be a lot bigger. Decisions, decisions.

Dixon: Oh so you da one dat has da briefcase now! Oh shit man den I got nofin' to worry bout. I don't plan on losin' dis title anytime soon especially to some loser who can't take on a man in a full match. Try using after a match i'm in and see wat happens, you won't even get da chance to attack.

[TTC]

Dixon: Oh so you da one dat has da briefcase now! Oh shit man den I got nofin' to worry bout. I don't plan on losin' dis title anytime soon especially to some loser who can't take on a man in a full match. Try using after a match i'm in and see wat happens, you won't even get da chance to attack.

Ryder: You do know he can cash it in a normal match, right bro?

[CricketTragic]

Dixon: Oh so you da one dat has da briefcase now! Oh shit man den I got nofin' to worry bout. I don't plan on losin' dis title anytime soon especially to some loser who can't take on a man in a full match. Try using after a match i'm in and see wat happens, you won't even get da chance to attack.

Israel: Well if it isnt the whinging whining wheres my opportunity raving lunatic, AJ Dixon. Congratulations on drawing the lucky ticket and winning that title in a triple threat match mind you, the type of match you whinged about losing in at the first PPV. WOW talk about a contradiction, like I said well done

[AirBourne]

Wells: Edwards, it's sad how you can't admit that you loss, you deflect blame, and that is what makes you a loser.