IWA: Insane Wrestling Association

[bearkg88]

Ramon: Divine? Divine? why does that name ring a bell.. I remember you from somewhere, oh that's right.. Chris "Talks all the time" Devine, the guy that thought he was the next best thing yet remained a nobody while I was the face of the company.

Now I remember you chica, It's seems your jokes are like your wrestling ability.. pathetic.

Also I'm Portuguese not Mexican bichano!

Divine: Portuguese, mexican, chinese, asian, japanese, canadian...it's all the same to Divine, just more chumpettes to beat down on. Divine remembers you too Carla. Weren't you apart of that group that Divine took the Universal title from one of your peeps? That's right, you were. Oh look, you are apart of a group now...Divine wonders if that means your only as good as when you have others around you

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Divine: Portuguese, mexican, chinese, asian, japanese, canadian...it's all the same to Divine, just more chumpettes to beat down on. Divine remembers you too Carla. Weren't you apart of that group that Divine took the Universal title from one of your peeps? That's right, you were. Oh look, you are apart of a group now...Divine wonders if that means your only as good as when you have others around you

Ramon: You took the title from a member of the Clique? and that affects me how? The Clique had weaknesses and without me or Van.. the Clique was nothing! Yet we dominated.. says how bad you and the other "super hero's" like only good for tag team wrestling Rob Rage was..as for me needing a group, you clearly don't know anything about El Bandido.. I was the Adrenaline Champion and the face of the company before the Clique was ever formed and guess what.. I'm still the undefeated Adrenaline champion.. And better then you.. or these other idiota's will ever be *Ramon smiles* But you.. You all already know that.

[bearkg88]

Ramon: You took the title from a member of the Clique? and that affects me how? The Clique had weaknesses and without me or Van.. the Clique was nothing! Yet we dominated.. says how bad you and the other "super hero's" like only good for tag team wrestling Rob Rage was..as for me needing a group, you clearly don't know anything about El Bandido.. I was the Adrenaline Champion and the face of the company before the Clique was ever formed and guess what.. I'm still the undefeated Adrenaline champion.. And better then you.. or these other idiota's will ever be *Ramon smiles* But you.. You all already know that.

Divine: Right, and Divine was the Universal Champ when that company went under. Matter of fact, the undefeated Universal Champ too. Maybe Divine and ramon should step into the ring, see who truly was better

[BennyTheBall]

Divine: Right, and Divine was the Universal Champ when that company went under. Matter of fact, the undefeated Universal Champ too. Maybe Divine and ramon should step into the ring, see who truly was better

Mr. Smyth: Was being the key word here. As beneficial as it is to look and admire on past successes, is it not time for the two of you to put an action plan for the future and look to achieve something else? Or you could continue to be a pair of whinging old ladies.

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Divine: Right, and Divine was the Universal Champ when that company went under. Matter of fact, the undefeated Universal Champ too. Maybe Divine and ramon should step into the ring, see who truly was better

Ramon: No need chica, I'm telling you I'm better then you will ever be.. I have been here a matter of days and I.. along with a few friends are already running this place.. it's a matter of time before Gold is around my waist.

As for you.. well you will keep talking and talking some more, Divine says this and Divine says that.. Well here is what Ramon says.. the face of wrestling is back and IWA is in the hands of a multi-time world champion Van Hooligan X.. The Prime time World Champion AJ Dixon and the most dominant women in wrestling.. Athena the Amazon and Me! The resident Bad guy and the new face of IWA.. Carlos Alberto Ramon!

Chow Bichano! *Ramon winks and smiles at Divine before leaving the room*

OOC: I'm off man! speak tomorrow.

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Mr. Smyth: Was being the key word here. As beneficial as it is to look and admire on past successes, is it not time for the two of you to put an action plan for the future and look to achieve something else? Or you could continue to be a pair of whinging old ladies.

Ramon: I would love to say something back.. but I have no idea who you are bichano, future success? oh don't worry it's coming.. it's coming real soon, I just hope you are not in the way or bad things will happen.

[K2Jelly]

KAYFABULOUS

Blog 76: Entering The Fray: Amazons, Gangstas and Anarchy?!

Writer & Editor: Ron Macoonie

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Greetings loyal fanbase, smarks and wiki walkers alike! Welcome to the 76th edition of Kayfabulous, the #1 primetime wrestling outlet on the interwebs, guaranteed to provide you with the most accurate inside information from whatever wrestling federation we have. Drek and I decided to put all our eggs in one basket and sign up to IWA, run by Daniel May. Here, we have some familiar faces from pas, defunct indy feds such as Sagittarius Blue, Darius, KJ PUNK, Brock Edwards and Chris Divine and a couple of mainstreamers like Ryan Wells and Shining Light.

Everything was looking good...until we walked in the front door. Yeah, lesson number one: when you want to make an impression in a new work environment, bad mix tapes with saggy pants will get you nowhere except for out the front door. Fortunately, we were met with indifference from our antics and have still been allowed to keep our jobs.

But c'mon, we all know why you're really here. We've read all your tweets in response to all of our IWA hype promos, months prior to signing up here and we've read 'em all with most of them having a central message..."Can I have Skyler Drek's phone number? He's so dreamy" Yep. I hope you're laughing now at this, mostly out of contempt since he decided to be a smart@ss and make a couple of phony Twitter accounts all asking the same question. Seriously, and he says I'm desperate.

Anyways, the real central question is, "What can we expect from you guys? I mean, you haven't even had the chance to lace up your f#@%ing boots yet? When are you yucks gonna do something?" Okay, okay. We get it. That was more than one question and most of that sounded pretty hateful but they're ire is understandable as we haven't actually been in the ring as of yet but lay off, 'kay? Not our faults those places got shut down. But trust me, things WILL get better. How can I guarantee this? Well, the next episode of Chaos is coming up very shortly; two weeks to be exact. Mr. May himself sent both Skyler and I a personal messages telling us to get ready because we'll be making an appearance!!!!! #MarkingOut

So with that said, expect us to be making our appearances and in this wrestling business, anything can happen. So, that means we could get title shots, future endeavored, signed up to creative...whatever happens happens and that's what Kayfabulous does, embrace the chaos and while we journey down this dangerous road of professional wrestling we aim to do one thing and one thing happen: "Break kayfabe as much as possible! Because if you're in the know, you're a part of the show!"

Well, I'm going to end this blog for tonight. Tune in next time where we'll be evaluating the IWA talent after the next episode of Chaos takes place. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be rubbing that CY Young victory in Drek's face. Sucks to suck, Cubs.

Until next time,

Ron <3

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

KAYFABULOUS

Blog 76: Entering The Fray: Amazons, Gangstas and Anarchy?!

Writer & Editor: Ron Macoonie

-----------------------------------------------------

Greetings loyal fanbase, smarks and wiki walkers alike! Welcome to the 76th edition of Kayfabulous, the #1 primetime wrestling outlet on the interwebs, guaranteed to provide you with the most accurate inside information from whatever wrestling federation we have. Drek and I decided to put all our eggs in one basket and sign up to IWA, run by Daniel May. Here, we have some familiar faces from pas, defunct indy feds such as Sagittarius Blue, Darius, KJ PUNK, Brock Edwards and Chris Divine and a couple of mainstreamers like Ryan Wells and Shining Light.

Everything was looking good...until we walked in the front door. Yeah, lesson number one: when you want to make an impression in a new work environment, bad mix tapes with saggy pants will get you nowhere except for out the front door. Fortunately, we were met with indifference from our antics and have still been allowed to keep our jobs.

But c'mon, we all know why you're really here. We've read all your tweets in response to all of our IWA hype promos, months prior to signing up here and we've read 'em all with most of them having a central message..."Can I have Skyler Drek's phone number? He's so dreamy" Yep. I hope you're laughing now at this, mostly out of contempt since he decided to be a smart@ss and make a couple of phony Twitter accounts all asking the same question. Seriously, and he says I'm desperate.

Anyways, the real central question is, "What can we expect from you guys? I mean, you haven't even had the chance to lace up your f#@%ing boots yet? When are you yucks gonna do something?" Okay, okay. We get it. That was more than one question and most of that sounded pretty hateful but they're ire is understandable as we haven't actually been in the ring as of yet but lay off, 'kay? Not our faults those places got shut down. But trust me, things WILL get better. How can I guarantee this? Well, the next episode of Chaos is coming up very shortly; two weeks to be exact. Mr. May himself sent both Skyler and I a personal messages telling us to get ready because we'll be making an appearance!!!!! #MarkingOut

So with that said, expect us to be making our appearances and in this wrestling business, anything can happen. So, that means we could get title shots, future endeavored, signed up to creative...whatever happens happens and that's what Kayfabulous does, embrace the chaos and while we journey down this dangerous road of professional wrestling we aim to do one thing and one thing happen: "Break kayfabe as much as possible! Because if you're in the know, you're a part of the show!"

Well, I'm going to end this blog for tonight. Tune in next time where we'll be evaluating the IWA talent after the next episode of Chaos takes place. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be rubbing that CY Young victory in Drek's face. Sucks to suck, Cubs.

Until next time,

Ron <3

Very Unique man, pretty cool.

[BennyTheBall]

Ramon: I would love to say something back.. but I have no idea who you are bichano, future success? oh don't worry it's coming.. it's coming real soon, I just hope you are not in the way or bad things will happen.

Mr. Smyth: That's funny - I was just thinking the same about you.

[bearkg88]

Ramon: No need chica, I'm telling you I'm better then you will ever be.. I have been here a matter of days and I.. along with a few friends are already running this place.. it's a matter of time before Gold is around my waist.

As for you.. well you will keep talking and talking some more, Divine says this and Divine says that.. Well here is what Ramon says.. the face of wrestling is back and IWA is in the hands of a multi-time world champion Van Hooligan X.. The Prime time World Champion AJ Dixon and the most dominant women in wrestling.. Athena the Amazon and Me! The resident Bad guy and the new face of IWA.. Carlos Alberto Ramon!

Chow Bichano! *Ramon winks and smiles at Divine before leaving the room*

OOC: I'm off man! speak tomorrow.

Divine: Running this place? You must be crazier than others believe. The only thing you are running "chico" is running with the bulls. Divine doesn't care if he has to go through Van Holly X, Aga Jean Dixon, or Athe"I'm a man"na, but Divine wants a 1 on 1 match with Carlos Alberto Ramon. Heck, we could even call it a unification match. The be all end all. Divine's Universal title, for Carlo's Adrenaline title.

*Divine holds up his Universal Championship from HWA*

See, Divine still has his, as Divine is sure you still have yours chumpette