IWA: Insane Wrestling Association

[scribbler_jones]

Oi. Women have fought for decades for equal rights. They are, like men, entitled to the occasional punch on the nose.

^^^ This is true. Even so, I agree with Van: any man who thinks he has the cajones to simply run around and whale on women for the fuck of it deserves to have said cajones removed with the oldest, rustiest hedge clippers that can be found.

[scribbler_jones]

Brock: Hold on the Sagittarius. Should you not be worrying about your little fat bitch? Now, get back to her little sorry fat ass.

Sagittarius Blue: *still seething* Back up and recognize your place, Edwards. Have fun licking Matt's wounds.

[Vandarius]

Rage: When the day comes, I'll look forward to it.

I hate to break it to you though, but you're not the IWA World Heavyweight Champion. Maybe you should be the champion, but facts is facts, and at this moment in time, you're not. You're not the number one contender either, that honor belongs to me. I am the one who is going to beat AJ Dixon at the biggest PPV of the year, and then maybe we'll get our showdown, just with a little extra something on the line.

As I said, i'll look forward to it

Darius: I may not be the IWA World Champion ...

*Darius raises his TWE World Championship above his head*

But I am the TWE World Champion. Go ahead, make a smart alack remark about it being a "Development" fed. I am the world champion of Titan Wrestling Enterprise, and all of those greenhorns look up to ME. I am the face of the TWE. Development or not, I still hold the world championship ... Where is yours? You are better than Dixon, but the only one who can beat him and take out his butt buddies at the same time is me .... Darius.

[TTC]

Sagittarius Blue: *still seething* Back up and recognize your place, Edwards. Have fun licking Matt's wounds.

Brock: How about you go lick Pink's ass. Also, she is FREAKIN' HUGE!

[K2Jelly]

Ramon: *Ramon just shakes his head* My name.. My name is Carlos Alberto Ramon! Ramon just happens to be a common name in the Latino community but when people here the name of Carlos...Alberto...Ramon! they know, there is nothing common about me.

You are looking at the best damn performer this industry has ever seen, I'm just lucky I have the look's and charisma to go with the talent too! Now did this drogado Hall have any of that? No! course he didn't.. I brake the mold when it comes to having the total package.. by the way, you can ask most of the diva's about my "package" and I'm sure they will tell you how impressive it really is..

As for you two? don't you guys have a something to do? perhaps hit the gym? Because I know one of you could do with putting some muscle on while the other really could do with dropping some of that weight.. I will let you two decide which is which *Ramon smiles* tell you what though.. as for your Blog and internet reports, why don't you put the word out that now that I.. Carlos Alberto Ramon is here in IWA it's actually worth watching.

Drek: Well, looks like we got the wrong impression, Mr. Ramon. We'll just be....wait, wait, wait, wuh? Did you say Carlos Alberto Ramon? THE Carlos Alberto Ramon? Van Hooligan X's partner in crime? Brought HWA to its knees? The longest reigning HWA World Champion of all time? Voted "Best Heel" by Wrestling Observed Newsletter in 2011? Ranked #73 on the PWI 500 last year, the third highest placement of any indy wrestler? THAT Carlos Alberto Ramon?!

Macoonie: We screwed up pretty big, huh?

Drek: Dude, our bad! We had no idea it was really you! See, we never really watched HWA but we heard all about "The Clique". It almost sounded too fantastic to be real!

Macoonie: This is totally going on our blog!

Drek: Dude, imagine if we were to actually get in the ring with him and X. THAT is some blogworthy material right there!

Macoonie: And mark out material, too!

Drek: You know it!

[Shaz11]

Brock: How about you go lick Pink's ass. Also, she is FREAKIN' HUGE!

Shaz: I agree Brock! YOU'RE FUCKIN' HUGE! Oh wait..you're on the 'roids.

[Vandarius]

Brock: How about you go lick Pink's ass. Also, she is FREAKIN' HUGE!

[scribbler_jones]

Brock: How about you go lick Pink's ass. Also, she is FREAKIN' HUGE!

Sagittarius Blue: Yes, Pisces and Matt do have a lot in common: they're both big girls.

[TTC]

Shaz: I agree Brock! YOU'RE FUCKIN' HUGE! Oh wait..you're on the 'roids.

Brock: Shut up Shaz! No one's to hear from you.

[Robareid]

Darius: I may not be the IWA World Champion ...

*Darius raises his TWE World Championship above his head*

But I am the TWE World Champion. Go ahead, make a smart alack remark about it being a "Development" fed. I am the world champion of Titan Wrestling Enterprise, and all of those greenhorns look up to ME. I am the face of the TWE. Development or not, I still hold the world championship ... Where is yours? You are better than Dixon, but the only one who can beat him and take out his butt buddies at the same time is me .... Darius.

Rage: Hey, a world championship is a world championship, I'm not going to take that away from you. But you don't think I'll beat Dixon. Well then just sit back and be prepared to be proved wrong.