IWA: Insane Wrestling Association

[bearkg88]

Mr. Blood: Listen creepy, it doesn't matter what you believe, it doesn't matter what shit you manage to fill those quagmires your boys have in their skulls, all that matters is Full Throttle. You want to talk about destruction? Ask around, asshole. We are the single most destructive force in this fucking Industry, all by ourselves. We we destroying entire companies when your boys were still just the creepy patients that you were entirely too close to all day, we have on some of the meanest, toughest, and craziest sons of bitches to ever step into a wrestling ring. and not only have we survived, we have fucking thrived!

Mr. Black: We are the Dominant Predators for a reason.

Mr. Blood: And there ain't a god damn thing that you, Tweeddledipshit or Tweedledumbass can do about it.

Cody Hart: Will you please staple your mouths shut so we no longer have to listen to you two? Please?

Ryan Hart: No, they couldn't do that. Then they would have no way of spewing out their toxic garbage they call truth.

Cody: Truth?! HA! All they say is a bunch of mindless dribble. They aren't going to beat Damaged Goods at Full Throttle. I can already see it now can't you Ryan?

Ryan: Why yes I can....Damaged Goods vs Three of a Kind for the IWA World Tag Team Championships.

Cody: The first tag champs vs the royalty of wrestling...it would be perfect...

Ryan: No...it would be perfect if Ashley is at our side after having won the Vanity Championship.

Cody: True...very true

[bearkg88]

So guys, some news for the next show. First, besides doing a new format for the show, I'm going to try and do 1 match in a different format, similar to something I saw in TWE i believe. Also, there will be a fully written match on this show, as there will be a first time encounter between to wrestlers!

[Glamour Girl]

Two beautiful women walk into the arena; one blonde dressed in a white lace outfit and the other with raven hair and dressed in black leather. The blonde girl is holding a map as she walks and the raven haired girl looks impatient.

Raven-haired: This can't be the right place.

Blonde: No, no this is it. See this sign here on the map? It's that sign right there.

Raven-haired: Really? This looks like the the place where good taste goes to die.

The blonde girl looks around a bit.

Blonde: Eww I know. I wish this wasn't the right place. But not to worry, I brought some things that will make our dressing room a sanctuary where we can hide out from the world or at least from this hideous place.

Raven-haired: Where is our dressing room anyway?

The blonde girl goes back to looking at the map.

Blonde: I can't tell. This map is all confusing and not properly labeled. Would it kill them to have our names clearly pointed out on the map so people can find it?

The raven-haired girl scoffs and shakes her head.

Blonde: Well I found the women's locker room at least so maybe we can go ask for directions there.

Raven-haired: Are you kidding me? Those skanks aren't going to help us. We'll find our own dressing room.

The blonde girl grins and tosses the map on the floor. The raven-haired girl grins back at her and they walk off together.

[CM Rock-Austin]

Hawk: First off I am to good for a sneak attack, I took you out because you screwed me. The last 2 times I faced Shaz I beat him yet when I face him with his little friend as a ref, I suddenly lose. It doesn't take a scientist to put 2 and 2 together.

Jackson: So that attack on Chaos was what exactly, yea, stop with the bullshit, and it doesn't take a lawyer to know that you can't handle the truth.

IC as Killa: Ohhhh HFN!!!a (hell fuckin nawww) I Kno Peanut Butter Cup mudasuka's ain't Sayin My Name Out Loud! ...I Can't Believe I'm Hearin It, Hearin Diz, Hearin da Sound up in da Air!! ...If Killa Kno's..Its One Thang 4sho ..Is datt I Can Breakaway and shadder jaws datt belong 2 Jackson & HawK.

Join Up, yeayeaa I sujest, Join da Fuk up ..Cuz if I see even a strand of ya fooligans near by me then itits yo life.

Death could b knockin @ ya door, open up cuz killa is comin 2 see y'all Asap..I swear, I swear 2 me and I swear to da reaper..Jacki and Hawkshiet Cud Get Yapp'd!!!!!!

Killa,killa,killa.

Jackson: I don't know what the fuck you just said sooooo good luck with that.

[KJ PUNK]

Punk: Kyojin, if the fans select me to face Smyth's representive for the Endurance Championship, then you have nothing to worry about. I'll be sure to keep at least one championship in this company in the hands of a respectable man.

[bearkg88]

Punk: Kyojin, if the fans select me to face Smyth's representive for the Endurance Championship, then you have nothing to worry about. I'll be sure to keep at least one championship in this company in the hands of a respectable man.

Cody: how foolish you are. Why would the fans pick you when you couldnt even hold onto your own title;

Ryan: if we were a choice we would be the most dominate pick there is

Cody: thats because we are harts, we are just born to be better than others.

[KJ PUNK]

Cody: how foolish you are. Why would the fans pick you when you couldnt even hold onto your own title;

Ryan: if we were a choice we would be the most dominate pick there is

Cody: thats because we are harts, we are just born to be better than others.

Punk: Probably because this isn't a circle jerk competition. Or else you two would be shoe ins!

[bearkg88]

Punk: Probably because this isn't a circle jerk competition. Or else you two would be shoe ins!

Cody: Wo wo wo, talking about circle jerking? Remind me to not be near you in the locker rooms.

[K2Jelly]

Punk: Probably because this isn't a circle jerk competition. Or else you two would be shoe ins!

Drek: Hey, PUNK! What's up?!

Macoonie: Hope we're not interrupting this little heel and face back and forth you guys got going on.

Drek: If not, we'll be happy to join in and even things up.

[bearkg88]

Drek: Hey, PUNK! What's up?!

Macoonie: Hope we're not interrupting this little heel and face back and forth you guys got going on.

Drek: If not, we'll be happy to join in and even things up.

Cody: Oh lord...why don't you two go back behind the computer bashing all of the real wrestlers.

Ryan: We know you don't stand a chance of winning at Full Throttle.

Cody: No...there is only one team that will win..and it's three of a kind