*Darius grabs the plastic "championship and bends it in his hands, snapping it into two*
Darius: Now you have two.
Mr. Smyth: Now that was just mean. Go and make it up to him and make him a giraffe from a balloon.
Bear: Good/great etc.
Poo-er: Variation of 'poor'. May also end with 'ness' to create an adjective.
Shag/Shake: Generic term of endearment when one cannot be bothered to use your name.
Darius: I could cut the smile into your face instead.
Mr. Smyth: No need. Making fun of a hobo, kiddy fiddling clown is already putting a smile on my face.
Bear: Good/great etc.
Poo-er: Variation of 'poor'. May also end with 'ness' to create an adjective.
Shag/Shake: Generic term of endearment when one cannot be bothered to use your name.
Mr. Smyth: I'm not the one dressed as Ronald McDonald.
Bear: Good/great etc.
Poo-er: Variation of 'poor'. May also end with 'ness' to create an adjective.
Shag/Shake: Generic term of endearment when one cannot be bothered to use your name.
Ryder: I'm trying to listen to Katy Perry over here.
Mr. Smyth: Then put some headphones on. In fact, shove a sock in yer gob too.
Bear: Good/great etc.
Poo-er: Variation of 'poor'. May also end with 'ness' to create an adjective.
Shag/Shake: Generic term of endearment when one cannot be bothered to use your name.
Mr. Smyth: Since Malcolm Adonis isn't currently trying to mount me like a lion, it's safe to say that I'm not a woman.
Bear: Good/great etc.
Poo-er: Variation of 'poor'. May also end with 'ness' to create an adjective.
Shag/Shake: Generic term of endearment when one cannot be bothered to use your name.
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