IWA: Insane Wrestling Association

[The Tyndall Effect]

Dave Steele: You didn't even pin me you moron... If you want, we can make this a one on one fight and I'll kick your ass all over the arena.

Bushido: I say come on, schwein.

[scribbler_jones]

lol thanks, good buddy. I'm here and I'm ICing (although not at my best). Can't keep me away from here... unless I were bed-ridden. Then I may have to move my bed right next to the desktop.

Well spoken. I'm trying my best to stay awake - it's raining like hell and rain is like elephant tranquilizer to me... But it's all good.

Sagittarius Blue: I'm telling you Pisces - the world will not end yet.

Pisces Pink: How do you know that?

Sagittarius Blue: Because I haven't had my chili dogs yet.

*Pisces smacks Sagittarius in a mock show of annoyance... then rubs his cheek.*

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Well spoken. I'm trying my best to stay awake - it's raining like hell and rain is like elephant tranquilizer to me... But it's all good.

Sagittarius Blue: I'm telling you Pisces - the world will not end yet.

Pisces Pink: How do you know that?

Sagittarius Blue: Because I haven't had my chili dogs yet.

*Pisces smacks Sagittarius in a mock show of annoyance... then rubs his cheek.*

Yes. Rain puts me out too.
Hey, the world can't end til I have my food too. I ain't dying hungry.

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Yes. Rain puts me out too.
Hey, the world can't end til I have my food too. I ain't dying hungry.

Who are you telling? I've eaten like two bowls of Golden Grahams (mixed with Pops) so far... I've been awake for like two hours and all I can think about is food. Lol. "Galactus Hungers."

Pisces Pink: You're such a silly goose, Sagittarius.

Sagittarius Blue: I'm hungry, is what I am! *Stomach grumbles like an irate elderly person when it rains.* Um, sweetie, do you still have those Oreos from earlier -

Pisces Pink: NOBODY CAN HAVE MY OREOS.

Sagittarius Blue: But I'm -

Pisces Pink: NOBODY. *kisses Sag on the nose.* Not even you

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Who are you telling? I've eaten like two bowls of Golden Grahams (mixed with Pops) so far... I've been awake for like two hours and all I can think about is food. Lol. "Galactus Hungers."

Pisces Pink: You're such a silly goose, Sagittarius.

Sagittarius Blue: I'm hungry, is what I am! *Stomach grumbles like an irate elderly person when it rains.* Um, sweetie, do you still have those Oreos from earlier -

Pisces Pink: NOBODY CAN HAVE MY OREOS.

Sagittarius Blue: But I'm -

Pisces Pink: NOBODY. *kisses Sag on the nose.* Not even you

All I had today were 2 cheeseburgers and some damn fries. That ain't enough for being awake for 8 hours. No! No! No!

Whiz: Yo Icy!

Iceman: Yeah, bruh?

Whiz: When TTE gon stop talkin bout food?

Iceman: When you win a match like I did, nigga!

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All I had today were 2 cheeseburgers and some damn fries. That ain't enough for being awake for 8 hours. No! No! No!

Whiz: Yo Icy!

Iceman: Yeah, bruh?

Whiz: When TTE gon stop talkin bout food?

Iceman: When you win a match like I did, nigga!

Oh hell nah! I would be burning something down unless I got more food lmao... matter of fact, if this cereal runs out, SOMEBODY WILL PAY.

*Sagittarius Blue gets a Dennis the Menace look on his face. He understands the danger of touching Pisces' Oreos...

But above all else... He. Is. Hungry.*

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Oh hell nah! I would be burning something down unless I got more food lmao... matter of fact, if this cereal runs out, SOMEBODY WILL PAY.

*Sagittarius Blue gets a Dennis the Menace look on his face. He understands the danger of touching Pisces' Oreos...

But above all else... He. Is. Hungry.*

Random Priest: We are gathered here today to celebrate the life of Sagittarius Blue- a great man he was, but his desire for Oreos overcame his respect of Pisces Pink, and thus, we are here.

Whiz: This is weird, bruh!

Iceman: Why?

Whiz: I ain't no Catholic, nigga!

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Random Priest: We are gathered here today to celebrate the life of Sagittarius Blue- a great man he was, but his desire for Oreos overcame his respect of Pisces Pink, and thus, we are here.

Whiz: This is weird, bruh!

Iceman: Why?

Whiz: I ain't no Catholic, nigga!

LMFAO!!!

*Sagittarius Blue looks on at the funeral... at his own closed casket... and at Pisces Pink as she stands nearby, dressed in black, holding a pack of Oreos and crying as she asks "Why couldn't he just say no?"

And then he snaps to reality.*

Sagittarius Blue (to himself): I must be hungry if I'm hallucinating... and I really gotta be starving if I saw Whiz and Iceman there too...

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LMFAO!!!

*Sagittarius Blue looks on at the funeral... at his own closed casket... and at Pisces Pink as she stands nearby, dressed in black, holding a pack of Oreos and crying as she asks "Why couldn't he just say no?"

And then he snaps to reality.*

Sagittarius Blue (to himself): I must be hungry if I'm hallucinating... and I really gotta be starving if I saw Whiz and Iceman there too...

Nice return. This duet has become my most favorite ICing I've ever helped muster. Kudos, Scribbs.

Whiz: Man, that had to be real, bruh! I felt that shit!

Iceman: All I feel is a hand on my leg! Get off me, nigga!

Whiz: It ain't me!

Iceman: Then...

Damian: Haaay!

Iceman: HOLY SHIT!

Iceman jumps up and heads off as fast as any nigga could run.

[scribbler_jones]

Nice return. This duet has become my most favorite ICing I've ever helped muster. Kudos, Scribbs.

Whiz: Man, that had to be real, bruh! I felt that shit!

Iceman: All I feel is a hand on my leg! Get off me, nigga!

Whiz: It ain't me!

Iceman: Then...

Damian: Haaay!

Iceman: HOLY SHIT!

Iceman jumps up and heads off as fast as any nigga could run.

Same here, Tyndall. This is just plain awesome.

*Sagittarius Blue sees Iceman doing a 100-yard dash down the hallway, and questions his sanity for a moment. He decides that maybe, just maybe, stealing Pisces' Oreos is not a wise thing to do.

Her Rice Krispies Treats that she hides in her dresser, however, may be a different story...*

Pisces Pink: And if you touch my Rice Krispies Treats, I will stuff you in a shoebox and lock you in my closet.

*Sagittarius Blue is really questioning things now... since when did Pisces get telepathy? Oh my god, the world is broken... NO CHILI DOGS... The end is nigh...*