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  1. #3681
    Quote Originally Posted by Asherdelampyr View Post
    Mr. Blood: Tell you what kid, for a limited time only you can get the Black Blooded Deluxe VI Fucking P Package to Destined For Immortality,
    You will sit in the seat of luxury in our Luxury tour bus, surrounded by the very finest in roadies, carpenters, and janitorial staff. You will watch, amazed as these titans of trash, these Rasputins of refuse go about their manly duties, and join in on such inclusive and growth-promoting activities as

    Scrubbing shit off of a toilet

    replacing urinal cakes

    and if you are very lucky

    emptying the trash in the Bombshell Locker Room!

    All of this and more can be yours if you sign on the dotted line, and learn your fucking place!

    Mr. Black: Nameless little shit.
    I just laughed at my desk because of this.
     
    Bear: Good/great etc.

    Poo-er:
    Variation of 'poor'. May also end with 'ness' to create an adjective.

    Shag/Shake:
    Generic term of endearment when one cannot be bothered to use your name.

    Get it gone: Remove it from my sight.

    Quote Originally Posted by Destruction View Post
    Benny > God.
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    And that's what makes you a fucking don.


  2. #3682
    Eddie and I have done a pretty good promo too. Plus, I've done a few extra bits for the show that I'm quite proud of. I'm also looking forward to the next stage of the Shining & Adonis feud.

    This next show will be sexual!
     
    Bear: Good/great etc.

    Poo-er:
    Variation of 'poor'. May also end with 'ness' to create an adjective.

    Shag/Shake:
    Generic term of endearment when one cannot be bothered to use your name.

    Get it gone: Remove it from my sight.

    Quote Originally Posted by Destruction View Post
    Benny > God.
    Quote Originally Posted by Shaz11 View Post
    And that's what makes you a fucking don.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyTheBall View Post
    Eddie and I have done a pretty good promo too. Plus, I've done a few extra bits for the show that I'm quite proud of. I'm also looking forward to the next stage of the Shining & Adonis feud.

    This next show will be sexual!
    Looking forward to it, you guys always do an outstanding job!


    I eat Kryptonite for breakfast.. lunch.. and dinner..

  4. #3684
    Quote Originally Posted by Torphy View Post
    Looking forward to it, you guys always do an outstanding job!
    Quoted for truth

  5. #3685
    You boys are far too kind.

    Cheques in the post.
     
    Bear: Good/great etc.

    Poo-er:
    Variation of 'poor'. May also end with 'ness' to create an adjective.

    Shag/Shake:
    Generic term of endearment when one cannot be bothered to use your name.

    Get it gone: Remove it from my sight.

    Quote Originally Posted by Destruction View Post
    Benny > God.
    Quote Originally Posted by Shaz11 View Post
    And that's what makes you a fucking don.


  6. #3686
    Quote Originally Posted by BennyTheBall View Post
    You boys are far too kind.

    Cheques in the post.
    Great! Will be able to get a present for the girlfriend for Christmas now

  7. #3687
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyTheBall View Post
    Eddie and I have done a pretty good promo too. Plus, I've done a few extra bits for the show that I'm quite proud of. I'm also looking forward to the next stage of the Shining & Adonis feud.

    This next show will be sexual!
    I've gotta do the next bit tonight.

    I agree the show will be sexual.


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    (Kyojin)
    Former IWA Endurance Champion (Kyojin)
    eWN Grand Prix Lust 4 Pain winner (Eddie Juarez)
    Current WWE Womens Champion (Lita)
    Former WWE United States Champion (Cody Rhodes)

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    Why does Eddie get the titles and awards he does? Because he's the fucking man that's why


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    Quote Originally Posted by Asherdelampyr View Post
    Mr. Blood: Tell you what kid, for a limited time only you can get the Black Blooded Deluxe VI Fucking P Package to Destined For Immortality,
    You will sit in the seat of luxury in our Luxury tour bus, surrounded by the very finest in roadies, carpenters, and janitorial staff. You will watch, amazed as these titans of trash, these Rasputins of refuse go about their manly duties, and join in on such inclusive and growth-promoting activities as

    Scrubbing shit off of a toilet

    replacing urinal cakes

    and if you are very lucky

    emptying the trash in the Bombshell Locker Room!

    All of this and more can be yours if you sign on the dotted line, and learn your fucking place!

    Mr. Black: Nameless little shit.
    Sounds like my job for real, just add pushing carts and maintaining bottle machines to the list.


     
    TWE:
    Van Darius:
    *TWE World Champion (9/23/12 - )

    IWA:
    Ivan Draymen
    Van Darius
    *IWA Endurance Champion (4/28/13 - )

    JBW:
    Van Darius


    WWE:
    Sheamus
    *United States Champion (1/20/2013 - )
    Rob Van Dam

  9. #3689
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    Quote Originally Posted by CricketTragic View Post
    Israel: because I do not team up with people, I have to team up with Orion Slayde to get revenge on Ivan Draymen though that is a one off

    Mr. Blood: Tell you what then, bitch boy, one on one. course no matter if you face me, Black or even Vivica it won't be a fair fight, because you are a fucking nothing, and you never will be. So tell you what, pick which man of Black Blooded you want to get your head kicked in by, let Smokey know, and we will be fucking Happy to oblige.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vandarius View Post
    Sounds like my job for real, just add pushing carts and maintaining bottle machines to the list.
    that fucking sucks
    but at least you are in school, right? so it will get better

    otherwise I would just tell you to get your A+ Certification and do tech support, it's better than dealing with human waste.

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