IWA: Insane Wrestling Association

[VanHooliganX]

 

Best Match: the Kyojin triple threat match.

Best Promo: Dingo Mac insists that I say it was the Infected promo with Van and Carlos.

Best Piece of Booking: Adonis/Shining

Best Debut(When Applicable): Well that depends on my ego... I'll just say Holyjose..

Any Piece of Booking You Didn't Like: The Shaz/Blue etc promo being booked after the vanity match

Any Matches and/or Promos That Could've Been Improved: nah

Any Other Positives: All of it.

Any Other Constructive Criticism: nope.

Overall Show Grade: A

I thank you.

[B-MCINTYRE]

I thank you.

Thank Dingo...

[Asherdelampyr]

 

*After the show, Black Blooded are spotted walking down the hallway to the locker rooms, Vivica holding her belt up over her head and twirling it around while giggling.*

Vivica: Did I make you proud Daddy?

Mr. Black: Damn right you did Princess.

Vivica: Yay! I'm the luckiest girl in the whole world!

Mr. Blood: Everything is breaking our way. First the JBW titles, then our girl here becomes the first Vanity champ, next we break those fucking retards in half. Nobody, and nothing can stand in our way. We are the Dominant Fucking Predators. Gears, you boys did yourselves damned proud tonight, and made us all richer.

Mr. Black: *Taking a brown envelope from the inside of his jacket* Time to celebrate.

*The gears let out a collective cheer*

Mr. Blood: Damn right, let's see if this fucking shithole town has a decent bar, a decent steakhouse, or both.

Gear: Or at least some fucking strippers.

[VanHooliganX]

 

*After the show, Black Blooded are spotted walking down the hallway to the locker rooms, Vivica holding her belt up over her head and twirling it around while giggling.*

Vivica: Did I make you proud Daddy?

Mr. Black: Damn right you did Princess.

Vivica: Yay! I'm the luckiest girl in the whole world!

Mr. Blood: Everything is breaking our way. First the JBW titles, then our girl here becomes the first Vanity champ, next we break those fucking retards in half. Nobody, and nothing can stand in our way. We are the Dominant Fucking Predators. Gears, you boys did yourselves damned proud tonight, and made us all richer.

Mr. Black: *Taking a brown envelope from the inside of his jacket* Time to celebrate.

*The gears let out a collective cheer*

Mr. Blood: Damn right, let's see if this fucking shithole town has a decent bar, a decent steakhouse, or both.

Gear: Or at least some fucking strippers.

 

Van: *clapping quite slowly, almost sarcastically even* Congrats on winning the belt love. Well deserved I must say. I must pause you all their cause, although I can understand Daddy being proud, surely he can't be a delusional idiot to think that this possible uncoming reign you might be getting will be a long 1.

[Asherdelampyr]

 

Van: *clapping quite slowly, almost sarcastically even* Congrats on winning the belt love. Well deserved I must say. I must pause you all their cause, although I can understand Daddy being proud, surely he can't be a delusional idiot to think that this possible uncoming reign you might be getting will be a long 1.

Mr. Blood: What boy, you talking about your little unadvised foray into our territory? You really think you and that gardener have a fucking chance against the moosefuck twins, let alone us? Damn, now that is the funniest shit I have heard all night? Or are you trying to say that beastie with tits you roll with has finally scraped enough estrogen together to pass the dna test and try for the Vanity belt? Either way, good fucking luck.

Mr. Black: You are gonna need it.

Vivica: That's right! Nobody can beat my daddy! Especially not with unca Blood there too!

Mr. Blood: You and the mexican been teaming together now for what? One, two weeks now? Black and I have been crushing heads together for over a fucking Decade. In that time there has been absolutely nobody who has had what it took to stop us in the end, and if you boys get in the way?

Mr. Black: Nothing Personal.

Mr. Blood: Just Business.

[VanHooliganX]

Mr. Blood: What boy, you talking about your little unadvised foray into our territory? You really think you and that gardener have a fucking chance against the moosefuck twins, let alone us? Damn, now that is the funniest shit I have heard all night? Or are you trying to say that beastie with tits you roll with has finally scraped enough estrogen together to pass the dna test and try for the Vanity belt? Either way, good fucking luck.

Mr. Black: You are gonna need it.

Vivica: That's right! Nobody can beat my daddy! Especially not with unca Blood there too!

Mr. Blood: You and the mexican been teaming together now for what? One, two weeks now? Black and I have been crushing heads together for over a fucking Decade. In that time there has been absolutely nobody who has had what it took to stop us in the end, and if you boys get in the way?

Mr. Black: Nothing Personal.

Mr. Blood: Just Business.

Van: Oh, I don't need to say anything about Athena. She can back herself up quite nicely.

Do we honestly have a chance against you? Hmm, I think you're asking me the wrong type of question. I mean, I single handedly owned Shaun and Priceton to make Best of British tag team champions, I've done more in a year then most people will do in 3 lifetimes and whilst I don't win battles, I always win wars. But to answer your question, yeah. Your territory is now mine. I haven't been this certain since I walked into HWA I would be champion.

If you reeeeaaally want a comparison then I don't mean to brag ever but, ah hell why not. You're looking at 1 of the most feared people to face in the ring. I have more accomplishments already then you both have fingers. Carlos is 1 of the longest reigning champions around anywhere. When we joined forces we fucked HWA to no end in a matter of weeks. Meanwhile is Inaneville, we have someone who doesn't know what a condom is and someone with hairline problems already.

But damn! You really disappoint me. It's business to you 2? No wonder you're not champions right. You see, I love making it personal. I can't tell you how much how it is snapping your opponents legs. You just can't get that with business. To personally see these deluded fans face drop as their hero is broken and blooded is just wonderful. So maybe it'll be business vs personal. But please.

Congrats on being 1 of the best in a division that 2 of a kind dominated, congrats on being the 2 best shits in a division that couldn't do anything with the mediocre talents throughout all federations, congrats on needing a decade to get to here when it took us a handful of weeks and more importantly congrats on possibly being the tag team known as the team that was destroyed by the newest force in wrestling.

[scribbler_jones]

*The screens all over IWA snow over, static is heard, and the following plays over every TV and screen...*



*Sagittarius Blue sits on a chair looking at the camera with an expression of pain and intense focus, his arm heavily bandaged.*

Sagittarius Blue: Shaz. I hope you're listening and watching. You put me through hell at Chaos. I haven't felt that kind of pain in a long ass time. You also helped me show everyone in IWA and everyone in the world that Sagittarius Blue is no fucking joke. You took a chair to me. You damn near crippled me. You even worked your little whore magic to get the ref out of the way and try to fuck me up.

And lo and behold... it still didn't save you.

Now you're finally getting to see what this is all about. I'm no flash-in-the-pan. I'm no fly-by-night fad. I am real. Very, very real. Before I came to wrestling, I was - and still am - a professional cage fighter. I know pain. I know suffering. I've taken it... and visited it upon others. That will not change, Shaz. Because that match was just a prelude, an intro to the song that will be our eternal struggle. We are fated to be perpetual enemies. I can feel it. And that's fine... because I will never go away. I am The Little Big Problem. I'm that thorn in your side that you hope you can just get rid of, but never can. No, I only get worse. The more you mess with me, the more I will hurt you. I don't care what belt you have, I don't care if you're the champion of Lilliput. I will put you on your ass and keep stomping until I have bits of skull and brain on my boots.

*As Sagittarius speaks, his tone and facial expression become darker and angrier. The light being cast throws shadows across his face, but his eyes seem to burn through the shadows, glowing ion blue with an incalculable ferocity.*

Our Texas Tornado match can't come soon enough, Shaz. You visited quite a bit of pain upon me. Which is okay... I heal quick. And after what I will do to you... I hope you do too.

*The screen slowly darkens, but Sagittarius' eyes seem to burn even brighter... until they are the only things visible.*

The stars are aligning. And it doesn't look good for you at all.

*The screen snows out, and the video ends.*

[Torphy]

Really great show! Time for some feedback.

 

Best Match: The gauntlet match gets it for me!

Best Promo: Thanks for all the votes for Shining and myself, I'd hoped it would go down well. But my choice is going to be for Smyth and Kyojin as they brought their A-game again!

Best Piece of Booking: I'm not sure this counts, but I wanna say Shining's idea to have Valentina assault the crown jewels of Adonis, ultimate betrayal!

Best Debut(When Applicable): Tough choice! But Ali Kazam gets it for me.

Any Piece of Booking You Didn't Like: None.

Any Matches and/or Promos That Could've Been Improved: None.

Any Other Positives: Good promos, good match endings and some twists and turns along the way. Also the show wasn't as promo heavy as it has been recently, that's a good thing.

Any Other Constructive Criticism: None really.

Overall Show Grade: B+

[Asherdelampyr]

Van: Oh, I don't need to say anything about Athena. She can back herself up quite nicely.

Do we honestly have a chance against you? Hmm, I think you're asking me the wrong type of question. I mean, I single handedly owned Shaun and Priceton to make Best of British tag team champions, I've done more in a year then most people will do in 3 lifetimes and whilst I don't win battles, I always win wars. But to answer your question, yeah. Your territory is now mine. I haven't been this certain since I walked into HWA I would be champion.

If you reeeeaaally want a comparison then I don't mean to brag ever but, ah hell why not. You're looking at 1 of the most feared people to face in the ring. I have more accomplishments already then you both have fingers. Carlos is 1 of the longest reigning champions around anywhere. When we joined forces we fucked HWA to no end in a matter of weeks. Meanwhile is Inaneville, we have someone who doesn't know what a condom is and someone with hairline problems already.

But damn! You really disappoint me. It's business to you 2? No wonder you're not champions right. You see, I love making it personal. I can't tell you how much how it is snapping your opponents legs. You just can't get that with business. To personally see these deluded fans face drop as their hero is broken and blooded is just wonderful. So maybe it'll be business vs personal. But please.

Congrats on being 1 of the best in a division that 2 of a kind dominated, congrats on being the 2 best shits in a division that couldn't do anything with the mediocre talents throughout all federations, congrats on needing a decade to get to here when it took us a handful of weeks and more importantly congrats on possibly being the tag team known as the team that was destroyed by the newest force in wrestling.

Mr. Blood: God damn, how many fucking retards could there be in this god damned company at once? Tell you what boy, congrats on getting your ass kicked by some jackass moose-fucking wanna-be Owen Hart. That match, by the way, also goddamn hilarious. I mean fuck, were you paid extra for each time it looked like you were gonna start bawling like a bitch? Hell, the way we see it, we gotta better chance of facing the human blob and his lifepartner than you and your little border-jumper, I mean hell, we already got a womens division, we don't need you mucking it up.

Mr. Black: Fucking nobodies.

Mr. Blood: Of course all of this is assuming that we don't just decide to curb-stomp you for the fuck of it between now and Destined for Immortality. Tell you what, come back when you actually remember what winning is like. Seems like all you have done since HWA folded is spend more time on your back than a 16 year old auditioning to be an "Actress".

As for us? Well we all succeeded tonight, so we are off to celebrate. Have fun licking your wounds with all the other bitches.

[CricketTragic]

Pamich, just don't feel it myself, and it was a bit hard to follow. Could be just me.

Thanks for the feedback I will try to improve on it for next time