IWA: Insane Wrestling Association

[Asherdelampyr]

From BlackbloodedBikers.com

*The Screen shows a scene in the desert, an old gas station in the background with over a dozen motorcycles parked around it, from inside the store come a large group of 10 men, walking as a group, with two leading them, as they get closer it becomes clear that it's Black Blooded. They stop in front of the camera, one gear walking with a noticeable limp as Mr. Blood removes his sunglasses, a cocky smile finding it's way onto his face*

Mr. Blood: Well Dirtbags, was that some fucking Chaos or what? Hey Doc, I know you're constantly rubbing them out to our videos, so pay attention. We proved the other night and will continue to prove each and every time we meet why we are the Dominant Fucking Predators of this industry. We are better than you, bigger than you, smarter than you, and meaner than you and we always will be. You think you have a good hand, but it's Black Blooded who have already stacked the deck. We have proven over and over, in federation after federation that we are the meanest, baddest, toughest sons of bitches in this industry, and it's gonna take a hell of a lot more than you got to take us out.

Mr. Black: You and your boys ain't shit.

Mr. Blood: Damn right. As for the rest of you whiny, no account, nameless, spineless, pants-shittingly retarded inbred morons that keep trying to blame us for the deaths of HWA and ICW? Get your shit together, and maybe quit going to the fucking dirtsheets for all of your "news" YOu want to know who destroyed HWA? It was Broc, Broc and those pieces of trash running around this company, Our company claiming to be some sort of sickness. Had Broc the Balls required, maybe their litttle clit could have been taken care of, but instead he rolled like fucking toilet paper. As for ICW? Well lookie here, we got that man that was ICW here, and he sure as fuck ain't treatin us like we killed his baby is he? Fucking think about it you pieces of shit. You blame us because you envy us, and it's easy to see why. In just the short time that we have been back in the states, Black Blooded have captured no less than Four separate titles, in Four separate divisions, and Four separate companies. We have rode Dominant and Rampant over all who dared to get in our way, and crushed countless so called "athletes" and "Internet darlings" beneath our bots like the walking carrion they are. We have ended careers, shattered hopes, and destroyed dreams and you know what Motherfuckers?

Mr. Black: We are just getting started.

Mr. Blood: See, at Full Throttle, that's when we get to go all fucking out, that is when you get to see what happens when you throw rocks at men armed with fucking machine guns! Full Throttle is when we run full throttle all over those fucking tards, and road-haul that piece of shit, creepy bad-touch so called "doctor" behind my bike all the way to the fucking bar to celebrate. Vivica has already proven that there ain't a bitch here that she can't handle, and in true Black Blooded fashion dominated the entire way through and left with the gold, and her head held high!

Mr. Black: Damn proud of her

Vivica: *From behind the camera* It's cause I have the bestest daddy ever to inspire me!

Mr. Blood: Damn right you are, why don't you say a few words to the dirtbags here.

*Vivica walks out, wearing the Vanity Championship around her waist and carrying a lead pipe in one hand, she saunters to the middle of the screen, before looking up through her lashes at the camera, smiling almost coquettishly*

Vivica: Hi Dirtbags, I did it! I proved for all of the other good girls out there that with Daddy's love, anything is possible! Those pointless whores all acted like they knew how to dance, but only clever me remembered the steps. and that big pink whore got to last the longest, oooh daddy I want her, can I have her for my very own toy! I'll be extra-special nice and hardly ever make the red come out or anything I promise!

Mr. Black: Well now princess, I'm sure you'll get to play with her again.

Vivica: I hope so, she didn't cry and break as easy as the others, and she knew that when it's time to get serious, you don't waste time whoring it up for the crowd. It will be so much fun when I get to make her see the red, and ge tot taste what makes her! See, everyone kept saying that pretty little pink was gonna win, but she didn't have daddy's love, she's just a whore, the good girl always wins in the end and I get to have the belt now and Daddy's love and make Daddy proud! This is my shiny, and there isn't anyone who will take it from me because Daddy loves me and that's all a girl needs! well, that and a good piece of lead!

*Vivica kisses the monitor, her lipstick smearing the screen as it goes dark*

[scribbler_jones]

From BlackbloodedBikers.com

*Pisces Pink is sitting in the ring, cracking her knuckles while glaring into the camera.*

Pisces Pink: Now see here, lil' bitch... You don't go around running yo' gapehole with my name in your mouth. You don't do that. See, even though I don't really agree with what went down at Chaos, I'm willing to live and learn and just wait til the next time I get to steamroll your puny ass. But now, you fucked up. Not only did Pisces hear her name fall out your rotten lil' mouth, you had the audacity to call me a toy... and a whore. *Pisces' eyes narrow as she stares death through the camera lens.* Maybe you have the Vanity Championship... for now. But believe me, lil' bitch: Pisces Pink is nobody's toy - and DAMN SURE NOBODY'S WHORE. Sooner or later, lil' bitch - is that your name? Lil' bitch? Whatever, it is now - I will get another shot at you. And I know, you gonna tote your lil' steel pipe like you really finna do some shit and yap about how yo daddy loves you - he probably loves you in all the wrong ways, but I don't give a gotdamn - and you gonna think you da shit til I show you what fuckin' time it is. And Imma get to play with you. It'll be fun... but I do tend to play rough with my dollies tho...

Hope that you only get to play with those other "divas" and you don't come across me, lil' bitch. Have fun getting touched by "daddy."

*Video ends.*

[TTC]

Brock: God, Pink sucks major ass.

[K2Jelly]

Brock: God, Pink sucks major ass.

Ace Note: I wouldn't piss her off. You see that Package Piledriver she pulled off on Blue? That could be you next.

[TTC]

Brock: Ace, go play in the street.

[K2Jelly]

Brock: Ace, go play in the street.

Ace Note: Sure? How 'bout me and you in a hardcore session of extreme Tiddlywinks? Okay, guess not. Maybe Duck, Duck, Goose? No? Alright, um......

*Note rapidly taps his chin with his index finger and looks up at the ceiling in thought*

I got it! How's about....dammit! That wouldn't work. I was gonna suggest the number game. We could count how many times you've lost to me but then I realized you're a bit shaky past one so uh....son of a bitch this is gonna be difficult. Hmmm.....ah! I think I've found the answer. How about instead of playing in the street, we climb a tree. Yeah! You and me against the elements! Thrillseeker style, baby! Wooooo! After all, we all know how you like to grab onto wood.

[wrestlingfan66513]

Ace Note: Yo, Hawk. I'd worry less about Jackson and look at the bigger picture. In case you've forgotten, you've got a six man tag team match to compete in at Full Throttle and yours truly is in it. Unless you plan on getting taken by surprise, I'd suggest you prepare yourself for what I'm going to be dishing out.

Hawk: I can take anyone in that match by myself. But you don't understand Note, I had a guaranteed shot at the world title any time I felt like it, and because of May, Jackson got had the power of my shot in his hand and took it away from me. He didn't take your shot, he took mine and that's why you don't understand.

At Full Throttle, I will be all business as I prove why I am the most dangerous man on the roster. No one is going to eliminate me because I am going to soar higher than everyone and rain down mayhem on my foes. You want me to be concerned? Because if you find yourself in my path, you are going to be the one who needs to worry about their future here.

[K2Jelly]

Hawk: I can take anyone in that match by myself. But you don't understand Note, I had a guaranteed shot at the world title any time I felt like it, and because of May, Jackson got had the power of my shot in his hand and took it away from me. He didn't take your shot, he took mine and that's why you don't understand.

At Full Throttle, I will be all business as I prove why I am the most dangerous man on the roster. No one is going to eliminate me because I am going to soar higher than everyone and rain down mayhem on my foes. You want me to be concerned? Because if you find yourself in my path, you are going to be the one who needs to worry about their future here.

Ace Note: Wow, dude. You like World of Warcraft or something? That almost sounded like a Skyrim synopsis that you read at back of the box. Anyways, Hawk, I wouldn't take me lightly if I were you. I've got TWO of your tag team partners scouted. TWO. That's over half your team right there. Once those chumps are out, it's just you. I'll give you credit where credit is deserved. You've been here a bit longer than I have. Heck, you even got close to becoming the World Heavyweight Champion. Mad props. However, I wouldn't get too cocky if I were you. You're not the first guys who's underestimated me who got put in their place. Talk to Edwards, he'll tell ya.

[B-MCINTYRE]

Ali Kazam: Forgetting me was a mistake. A mistake made by many. A mistake that led to the destruction of my opponent in my in-ring return match. That was just the start of my resurrection. Blood will be shed as my resurgence continues. Whose blood will it be? Well that's for me to know and the fans to get drenched in when it happens.

[CM Rock-Austin]

Hawk: Jackson, if you are having deja vu, it's because I pulled that same trick on Shaz for his case. But this time Jackson, you don't have a little friend to help you steal back your case because I am playing for keeps.

Hawk: I can take anyone in that match by myself. But you don't understand Note, I had a guaranteed shot at the world title any time I felt like it, and because of May, Jackson got had the power of my shot in his hand and took it away from me. He didn't take your shot, he took mine and that's why you don't understand.

At Full Throttle, I will be all business as I prove why I am the most dangerous man on the roster. No one is going to eliminate me because I am going to soar higher than everyone and rain down mayhem on my foes. You want me to be concerned? Because if you find yourself in my path, you are going to be the one who needs to worry about their future here.

Jackson: What the fuck are you talking about!? Steal back my case!? Dumbass, no one helped me get my case back, I did that all by myself! Did you not see what I did to that punk ass Killa!? I put his ass in the hospital and come full throttle, I will gladly do the same to you. You think I made a mistake by giving you this match at Destined for Immortality, ha, you are delusional. I wanted this match to happen, that way I can prove myself as a threat and kick your ass in the process. Sounding like a broken record with your soft ass!



Best Match: The main event

Best Promo: Adonis/Shining

Best Piece of Booking:

Best Debut(When Applicable): HolyJose, Ali Kazam was great too

Any Piece of Booking You Didn't Like: I think the shaz/blue promo could have been before the vanity championship match but, other than that, everything was solid.

Any Matches and/or Promos That Could've Been Improved: None

Any Other Positives: Black Blooded/Damaged Goods, awesome promo! The shining light and Adonis feud is the feud to watch!

Any Other Constructive Criticism: N/A

Overall Show Grade: A-/B+