Bienvenidos, fellow humans! Skyler Drek here with another Kayfabulous blog. Think of it as a sort of...early Christmas gift. Once again, I'll be filling in for my good friend, Ron Macoonie, who's still battling that nasty stomach bug and unfortunately, I've gotten a...how should I say this uh...whiff of the side effects. If you love your friends and family, DO NOT take them to Lito's Pizza. Your stomach and dignity will thank you. Alright, now that you've all gotten that medical report on the Coon, we're going to dive right into rather...serious business.
Now, I like to call myself the more refined half of Kayfabulous. Very rarely will my anger boil over, pride get hurt or my feelings get trampled over. And I reaaaaaaally hate to sound like Booker T right now but WHUT DA HAYELL?!!!?
Are you telling me that not one person, ONE person voted for us in the IWA Full Throttle Prediction Contest? The f$3@?!!!? I know, we don't exactly stack up to The Infection but you'd think at least one person out there would stick up for the little guy, ya know? But noooooooooooooooooo! You smarks have to go out and completely disregard us like we're nothing just because of seniority and because they're heels! That hurts, man! That's cold! I mean, c'mon! Out of all of the voters, we couldn't get one vote of confidence from you guys?! Not ONE?! SERIOUSLY?!!!? Are we that insignificant that we can't even be relied on?! Is all of this just worthless?! Ron's blogs? My shirts?! All of our planning? My SHIRTS?! All of that training?! My MOTHERF&%!@ING SHIRTS?!!!? You know how much polyester and cotton come by these days?! It doesn't come cheap @ssholes! It DOESN'T!!!! You'd think that after all of this, all of what we went through, we'd get at least one...just ONE lousy f*$3@ing vote! F*^%$ you, guys! F*&$ YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!!!!!!!
But seriously, make sure you guys vote in the Prediction Contest and for those of you who do vote for us, if we win at Full Throttle, you'll be sent a promo code that gives you 50% off of all "In The Know" T-shirts that are NOW available on IWAShop.com. Sure, there's a good chance you'll be deprived of points but I know you want that "Hand Young's Father" shirt, right? Riiiiiiiight?
Moving on, now that our rather shameful self promotion is done, we're going to move on and evaluate who believe to be the best and worst talents here in the IWA so first off, we're gonna start off with the best:
Guys like him are why I'm an atheist. But don't tell him I told you all that. Anyways, I've got to say that this guy is the absolute best promo cutter this company's got so far. Master heel, commanding in-ring presence, great seller...I'd praise his gimmick but it's too familiar with EWNCW's own Ronaldo Romulus so no points for you there my friend. Despite that, he's a man who captivates our attention wherever he goes, in the ring and on the stick. Give this man a title run. NOW. And with that, we'll go with the worst.
Oh, Brock, we know you're trying. You really are but when your losing streak stretches longer than the San Andreas Fault, including to a rookie, you know you're doing something wrong. It's time to go back to the drawing board, kid. Ask creative for a gimmick chance or something but you keep clowning around like this and things will not go end well for you.
Now, hopefully, no one gets offended. These evaluations are fair and unbiased and Edwards being at the bottom has nothing to do with him hazing me when we first debuted back in ICW, okay? NOT AT ALL I TELL YOU! #nevergointheshowersalone
Alright folks, that's a wrap. Again, go order Full Throttle from your local cable provider and watch Kayfabulous make their PPV debut. Happy holidays and if you find your self under the mistletoe with your touchy-feely aunt, fake a heart attack. It works every time.
Until next time,
Hahahaha this is hilarious!! Well done sir!
E-fed: Jackson "The Boss" Smith- IWA & former ICW superstar
DJ "The Ladies Man" Williams w/ Rosita-EWNCW
TNA and WWE Prediction Contest Results:
TNA Genesis 93pts (23rd Place)
WrestleMania XXVIII 168pts (tied for 8th place)