IWA: Insane Wrestling Association

[Shaz11]

Doh! You're right, I have to stop drinking Vimto..

Love Vimto, but it ain't no 35p energy drink!

[Torphy]

Love Vimto, but it ain't no 35p energy drink!

Have you ever tried those lucozade concentrated shots? Those things are plain evil!

[K2Jelly]

Wait.. you mean you don't drink whilst you're posting? Wow, and here I was under the impression you were drunk most days

Maybe that's because you were drunk yourself.

[Torphy]

Adonis: Shinin' Light.. I hope you listenin' boy, cos these may well be the last words you EVER hear. December 21st.. the Mayans predicted the end of the world.. what you don't understand is that they meant it's the end of the world for you.. you ain't walkin' outta Full Throttle.. mark my words..

[Torphy]

Maybe that's because you were drunk yourself.

I don't drink, actually! Just like the CIA, looks like you got your intel wrong

[K2Jelly]

I don't drink, actually! Just like the CIA, looks like you got your intel wrong

I blame everyone but me. That is all.

[No_1eddiefan]

Kyojin: Tonight is the night. Smyth, Darius- you both have plenty of reasons why you want to make me lose this Championship. And I know for a fact that you're going to try your hardest to take this from me, but I picked KJ for a reason. He is better than anything Smyth could offer. Darius & KJ will both be in a barbaric match at Destined For Immortality, and they will each want to weaken each other, plus the respect and friendship I have with KJ is going to be what drives him too- knowing that if either of you take this title from me, this company will go to the dumps.

Smyth, I've both made you look like a fool and beaten you on numerous occasions. You've been smart but I can see the cracks emerging. I'm looking forward to meeting Hyde because Jekyll has just been a little bitch. You say that you want to bring me down, that I'm a corporate management tool to make IWA look good. You're wrong. Those people put me on top and those people are what makes this company how damn good it actually is. And the fact that those people have the faith in KJ to do this means that I do too.

And of course, Darius. Time and time again, you have tried to bring me down, but looks who's still standing! Way back in ICW, you attacked me because you said I was a threat. I am a threat. You're part of the reason this company has such a fanbase. Why? Because the fans love watching guys like you getting your ass kicked. In ICW, you beat me at Road to Glory, and I beat you in the biggest match of your career to win the ICW Championship. You tried once again to take me down by facing me on Chaos but once again, you failed to do so. The fact is Darius, this is a way for you to actually do something worthwhile with your time. You can finally have your revenge tonight if you take my Endurance Championship from me. Well tonight I'd worry about KJ Punk. Because it's about time somebody put you in your place.

Oh, and before I forget, if Black Blooded and The Gears wanna try and take the team of Kyojin & Malcolm Adonis on- you should realise that nothing will stop us from destroying you. You might wanna watch out for Damaged Goods before you come after us. And if there's a problem- let me know. I'm not backing down from a fight.

[bearkg88]

Im here! Working on the show as we speak. Hopefully my kid takes a long nap haha

[Destruction]

Kyojin: Tonight is the night. Smyth, Darius- you both have plenty of reasons why you want to make me lose this Championship. And I know for a fact that you're going to try your hardest to take this from me, but I picked KJ for a reason. He is better than anything Smyth could offer. Darius & KJ will both be in a barbaric match at Destined For Immortality, and they will each want to weaken each other, plus the respect and friendship I have with KJ is going to be what drives him too- knowing that if either of you take this title from me, this company will go to the dumps.

Smyth, I've both made you look like a fool and beaten you on numerous occasions. You've been smart but I can see the cracks emerging. I'm looking forward to meeting Hyde because Jekyll has just been a little bitch. You say that you want to bring me down, that I'm a corporate management tool to make IWA look good. You're wrong. Those people put me on top and those people are what makes this company how damn good it actually is. And the fact that those people have the faith in KJ to do this means that I do too.

And of course, Darius. Time and time again, you have tried to bring me down, but looks who's still standing! Way back in ICW, you attacked me because you said I was a threat. I am a threat. You're part of the reason this company has such a fanbase. Why? Because the fans love watching guys like you getting your ass kicked. In ICW, you beat me at Road to Glory, and I beat you in the biggest match of your career to win the ICW Championship. You tried once again to take me down by facing me on Chaos but once again, you failed to do so. The fact is Darius, this is a way for you to actually do something worthwhile with your time. You can finally have your revenge tonight if you take my Endurance Championship from me. Well tonight I'd worry about KJ Punk. Because it's about time somebody put you in your place.

Oh, and before I forget, if Black Blooded and The Gears wanna try and take the team of Kyojin & Malcolm Adonis on- you should realise that nothing will stop us from destroying you. You might wanna watch out for Damaged Goods before you come after us. And if there's a problem- let me know. I'm not backing down from a fight.

Schweizner: The mighty Kyojin! Name-dropping Damaged Goods! We should be so honored! But that's the problem see, it isn't an honor. You might want to watch out for Gaileo and Gommenta also. Because that's what happens when you don't have the wrestling passion. You only want to see a substantial increase in your bank account at the end of each month. You'll mock the weak, you'll hurt the sufferers, as long as you can survive.

Where did the love for just kicking ass go? Why does the business world of 2012 dictate that money is the be-all or end-all? I bet any money that yourself Kyojin, will go to any lengths possible to protect your wage, even if that destroying Hot Wasabi for good! And Christmas and New Year's coming up, so my resolution is to wake up 20 minutes early, so I have more time to savor your upcoming torture

[bearkg88]

Who is ready for some trivia questions? Well question...unless we have a tie