IWA: Insane Wrestling Association

[scribbler_jones]

*Sagittarius Blue comes through, fresh from the gym, and stops to listen in on the latest Ace vs. Brock spat, knowing that eventually he would get involved.*

[TTC]

*Sagittarius Blue comes through, fresh from the gym, and stops to listen in on the latest Ace vs. Brock spat, knowing that eventually he would get involved.*

Brock: Oh my favorite program. The BlueShit TV.

[K2Jelly]

KAYFABULOUS

Blog #85: Pink and Blue

Writer & Editor: Skyler Drek

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Happy New Year, everybody! Skyler Drek here with another blog. But this time, it's going to be a vlog and I'll get into why in a minute. I know, it's been a while but we assumed that you guys weren't losers and actually wanted to enjoy yourselves this holiday season. R-Mac visited his grandparents and I went to see the big ball drop in NYC. Collectively, 1Direction is still waiting for their big ball drop. Anyways, in our last blog, we promised you all that we'd be having a New Year's blog which would feature one of IWA's very own superstars! Since this is a very big opportunity for Ron and I, we drew straws to see who would get the opportunity to do the interview. I wound up getting the big straw which means that I won! Eat it, Ron! I always knew that between us, I always had the biggest straw!

So, without further adieu, let me be the first to introduce to all of you, Sagittarius Blue and Pisces Pink!

*Blue and Pink walk into the room, holding hands and Blue waves over at the camera pointed at him before they both take a seat in front of Drek.*

Thanks for joining us, you two. Anyways, I'll get started with the first question.


1. Who's your dream opponent in the IWA?

Sagittarius Blue: Man, that's a tough one, bros... I mean, we got greats in here like Kyojin... Rob Rage... Bushido... Ivan Draven... I'd love to wrestle with all those guys. But I'll be honest: I really want to face Oscar Layman. I love the idea that this guy is virtually a hundred wrestlers in one person. It would be near impossible to prepare for that. I'd have to be on my best game because who's to say he wouldn't change gears mid-match... one second, he could be channeling Rey Mysterio, the next it could be Roderick Strong or who knows? We're both unpredictable, we both bring our A-game, and we both want to steal the show. So yeah, Oscar Layman vs. Sagittarius Blue - it's gotta happen!

I wouldn't mind seeing that. Just hope that he doesn't decide to go as Oscdust! Anyways, next question.

2. If you could travel back and time and meet anyone in history, who would it be?

Sagittarius Blue: Anyone in history? Hmm... I'd want to go back in time and meet Chuck Taylor. He's the man who invented my favorite brand of sneaker - the iconic Converse hi-top. I'd love to go back and talk with him about what inspired him... and then tell him how freaking popular his work became. And then I'd challenge him to a game of twenty one.

If it were up to me, I'd go meet Paul Heyman so that I could get him to endorse Kayfabuluos in the future!

3. You've had some interesting conversations with Brock Edwards as of late? Care to explain what they've been?

Sagittarius Blue: Brock... yeah, about him... I mean, taking nothing away from his accomplishments, Brock Edwards is one hell of a guy. He's a machine in the octagon and in the ring. But he has some issues. He thinks that everyone - all of us - are like, imaginary figures and that we are... "written" by some omnipotent beings or something. He thinks that all of this - even himself - is just somebody's imagination. I think that he's been hit really hard in his MMA career and it's taking its toll on him. Whatever it is, I think Brock Edwards needs professional help and I hope that we can get it to him soon.

Sounds pretty bad. Guess that shower business of his is a reason for it. Last question, you two.

4. How've you and Pisces been?

Sagittarius Blue: Me and Pisces? *taken aback by question* I mean, we're great! We're best friends, we train together and... and...

*Pisces Pink looks over at Sagittarius Blue with coy eyes, batting her lashes*

Sagittarius Blue: It's... well, it's... we're really... a lot more than best friends... *blushes heavily*

*Pisces Pink leans in and kisses Sagittarius Blue deeply. Sagittarius Blue blushes even harder and is unable to speak.*

Pisces Pink: We've been just great And soon we'll be getting even better. Just watch.

Ohohohohoooooooooo! That's what we want to see! *claps and wolf whistles* Thanks for joining us! You've been a real pleasure to be with.

*Pisces waves good bye and drags out Blue, who's still stuttering and blushing.*

Awwwwwwwww! Aren't they sweet!? Tune into our next vlog where we interview someone who's not so sweet, Brock Edwards and believe me, I won't mind losing that game of straws to Ron on that one. Anyways, enjoy yourselves the rest of this new year and don't forget to buy some Kayfabulous merchandise.

Until next time,

Drek <3

[bearkg88]

First off, awesome ICing from k2! Keep it up bro!

Second, i hope you guys work on the main event for dfi. Its a little different since there are 6 people involved but i think itll be great

[B-MCINTYRE]

First off, awesome ICing from k2! Keep it up bro!

Second, i hope you guys work on the main event for dfi. Its a little different since there are 6 people involved but i think itll be great

Ali Kazam: Did you say main event? It doesn't matter when I wrestle, I'm always the main event... Austin Ares who?

[bearkg88]

First off, awesome ICing from k2! Keep it up bro!

Second, i hope you guys work on the main event for dfi. Its a little different since there are 6 people involved but i think itll be great

Damn it i meant like not work...lol. surprised no one caught that

[bearkg88]

Ok guys. Time to get some ICing going on!

Cody Hart: So, I'll inform all of you what has gone on. Upon reading one of Kayfabolous's blogs, I became weary of Ryan Hart. You see, we were brothers, that did not grow up together. We met inside of the dungeon where we learned that both of our fathers were Owen Hart. I took him at face value. Well, the more and more I thought about it, the more I had doubts. So after reading Kayfabolous's blog, I had a DNA test done, and Ryan was not my brother. I spoke with Smokey and asked for him to fire Ryan on grounds of deceit. He has. Ashley Kidd came forward, telling Smokey that she wasn't really the daughter of the Dynamite Kidd, and was just going along with Ryan's ploy. Her real name is Ashley Sky. I guess Smokey has let her keep her job. Needless to say, I'm tired of this drama and the fact it has brought the Hart name down even farther in shame. I'm going to just focus on what I do best, winning matches.

[TTC]

Ok guys. Time to get some ICing going on!

Cody Hart: So, I'll inform all of you what has gone on. Upon reading one of Kayfabolous's blogs, I became weary of Ryan Hart. You see, we were brothers, that did not grow up together. We met inside of the dungeon where we learned that both of our fathers were Owen Hart. I took him at face value. Well, the more and more I thought about it, the more I had doubts. So after reading Kayfabolous's blog, I had a DNA test done, and Ryan was not my brother. I spoke with Smokey and asked for him to fire Ryan on grounds of deceit. He has. Ashley Kidd came forward, telling Smokey that she wasn't really the daughter of the Dynamite Kidd, and was just going along with Ryan's ploy. Her real name is Ashley Sky. I guess Smokey has let her keep her job. Needless to say, I'm tired of this drama and the fact it has brought the Hart name down even farther in shame. I'm going to just focus on what I do best, winning matches.

ICing you say! Hummmmm? Nah.




Brock: We don't care about your sad pathetic story. Are you sure your even a Hart?

[bearkg88]

ICing you say! Hummmmm? Nah.




Brock: We don't care about your sad pathetic story. Are you sure your even a Hart?

Cody: You question my legacy, how dare you, you sad pathetic rip off

[TTC]

Cody: You question my legacy, how dare you, you sad pathetic rip off

Brock: Sorry, I was to busy not being question of my family heritage. While you on the other hand, we also need to make sure we question your sexuality.