IWA: Insane Wrestling Association

[No_1eddiefan]

Darius walks in the locker room clapping slowly

Darius: Well done, Mr. Smyth ... You may have lost that match, but you made Kyojin look like the bitch he really is. Brick in the suitcase? Excellent idea, my friend. Well done.

Kyojin: Darius, my old buddy, why don't you put those grapes in the bin? They've gotten a bit sour.

[BennyTheBall]

Kyojin: Well done Sherlock. Did you work that out yourself? As for my arm, well that's none of your concern now that I've dealt with you.

Mr. Smyth: Granted, it's not my concern, however it is a great big target for anyone you compete against. I would just like some recognition from the guy who beats you and wins the IWA World Title.

[No_1eddiefan]

Mr. Smyth: Granted, it's not my concern, however it is a great big target for anyone you compete against. I would just like some recognition from the guy who beats you and wins the IWA World Title.

Kyojin: None of your concern entirely. I'm the guy that will WIN the IWA World Heavyweight Championship. And you'll be the guy that watched on, knowing not even a brick could stop me.

[BennyTheBall]

Kyojin: None of your concern entirely. I'm the guy that will WIN the IWA World Heavyweight Championship. And you'll be the guy that watched on, knowing not even a brick could stop me.

Mr. Smyth: Well good luck. I'm sure it'll be nice for you to be a proper champion.

[Torphy]

Adonis: Oh Heyull no! What in the heck is goin' on in here fellas? All I here is 'I'ma win this' and 'I'ma win that', y'all getting yo asses carried away with yo'selves. Malcolm gives credit where credit is due though, Kyojin you hauled yo' ass through to the next round, congratulations son, Smyth pulled some pretty dirty tricks in that match and you still came out the other end smellin' like a winner.

But ya know, there's someone else up in this place who also dispatched of some punk ass wannabe who had to resort to weapons and underhanded tactics. I think you know him, Malcolm Adonis, the undisputed sexiest man alive boy. Now Shaz, don't get me wrong bro', you gave it your best shot, hell the only thing you didn't throw at me was the kitchen sink, but for all yo' bitchin' and bluster you just couldn't get the job done. Malcolm got the job done, and he's dedicatin' that one to the ladies.

So Kyojin, don't get all hasty on me now son, that title ain't yours yet. The dead weight's been cut outta this tournament and it's only gonna get harder from here. Speakin' of gettin' harder though, I got some business to take care of with a few lady friends, peace out home boy.

[No_1eddiefan]

Adonis: Oh Heyull no! What in the heck is goin' on in here fellas? All I here is 'I'ma win this' and 'I'ma win that', y'all getting yo asses carried away with yo'selves. Malcolm gives credit where credit is due though, Kyojin you hauled yo' ass through to the next round, congratulations son, Smyth pulled some pretty dirty tricks in that match and you still came out the other end smellin' like a winner.

But ya know, there's someone else up in this place who also dispatched of some punk ass wannabe who had to resort to weapons and underhanded tactics. I think you know him, Malcolm Adonis, the undisputed sexiest man alive boy. Now Shaz, don't get me wrong bro', you gave it your best shot, hell the only thing you didn't throw at me was the kitchen sink, but for all yo' bitchin' and bluster you just couldn't get the job done. Malcolm got the job done, and he's dedicatin' that one to the ladies.

So Kyojin, don't get all hasty on me now son, that title ain't yours yet. The dead weight's been cut outta this tournament and it's only gonna get harder from here. Speakin' of gettin' harder though, I got some business to take care of with a few lady friends, peace out home boy.

Kyojin: WHAT the hell was that?!

Mr. Smyth: Well good luck. I'm sure it'll be nice for you to be a proper champion.

Kyojin: For once Smyth, you've finally taken your place. Below me.

[Torphy]

Hey Eddie, does Kyojin like scantily clad drunk women? :P I'm feeling he and Malcolm would make a great tag team!

[BennyTheBall]

Kyojin: For once Smyth, you've finally taken your place. Below me.

Mr. Smyth: Keep talking, boy. You'll regret it soon enough.

[No_1eddiefan]

Hey Eddie, does Kyojin like scantily clad drunk women? :P I'm feeling he and Malcolm would make a great tag team!

Brother. That would be amazing.

[No_1eddiefan]

Mr. Smyth: Keep talking, boy. You'll regret it soon enough.

Kyojin: 'Boy' Hahahah. This boy just kicked your ass.