IWA: Insane Wrestling Association

[KJ PUNK]

Juno Mercury: I thought that i would take it upon myself to introduce myself to the other superstars in the company. I am Juno Mercury and i am up for a challenge.

Punk: Welcome Juno. There are some talented ladies here so I'm sure you'll find your challenge quickly.

[AshleyPunk]

Punk: Welcome Juno. There are some talented ladies here so I'm sure you'll find your challenge quickly.

Juno Mercury: That is what, i am hoping for

[NiallF96]

Ryder: You haven't had one match, so bitch please!

Diamond: I haven't had one match HERE. Maybe if you knew your wrestling you would know I've been on the Indy circuit in a while, so why don't you think before you open your trap. Oh wait, people from jersey shore just shout random crap out, don't they?

[bearkg88]

Punk: Luck is for losers. Talent is what I have and that's what I'll use to win the Maximum Anarchy match and reclaim my gold. You, on the other hand, are going to lose to Blue, again. Hell, maybe Smokey will consider releasing you since you can't manage to win a big match.

Divine: Divine is confused...you say luck is for losers...so doesn't that mean you have luck? Divine will win a big match, Divine will beat the ass of Blue until he is well...wait...shit.....Divine can't beat him till he is blue..that would be an ironic thing to do. Divine will beat Blue so bad he will go crying home to his boyfriend, Pisces Pink. As for you KJ, well, the only thing you are going to reclaim is the title of jackass when you make a fool of yourself in the main event

[TTC]

Diamond: I haven't had one match HERE. Maybe if you knew your wrestling you would know I've been on the Indy circuit in a while, so why don't you think before you open your trap. Oh wait, people from jersey shore just shout random crap out, don't they?

Ryder: Nope. You see here no one cares for your past in any other indy promotion. We only care about here. So, do something of interest and then I'll shut up.

[CM Rock-Austin]

Best Match: The Title match
Best Promo: 3 way tie between Elric, Ace Note, and Shaz
Best Piece of Booking: The ending of the title match
Best Debut(When Applicable): Juno Mercury
Any Piece of Booking You Didn't Like: None
Any Matches and/or Promos That Could've Been Improved: Nothing
Any Other Positives: The Bombshell promos
Any Other Constructive Criticism: N/A
Overall Show Grade:A-

[NiallF96]

Ryder: Nope. You see here no one cares for your past in any other indy promotion. We only care about here. So, do something of interest and then I'll shut up.

Diamond: Alright I will. Rest assured ill remember this night and it'll come back to bite you in the ass

[TTC]

Diamond: Alright I will. Rest assured ill remember this night and it'll come back to bite you in the ass

Ryder: Gay much!?

[CM Rock-Austin]

Juno Mercury: That is what, i am hoping for

Jackson: Welcome aboard, I can see you doing well here.

[KJ PUNK]

Divine: Divine is confused...you say luck is for losers...so doesn't that mean you have luck? Divine will win a big match, Divine will beat the ass of Blue until he is well...wait...shit.....Divine can't beat him till he is blue..that would be an ironic thing to do. Divine will beat Blue so bad he will go crying home to his boyfriend, Pisces Pink. As for you KJ, well, the only thing you are going to reclaim is the title of jackass when you make a fool of yourself in the main event

Punk: Me? A loser? It took the interference of TWO men to take the title off of me. It took the interference of 389492093 people in my rematch to keep me from regaining it. So, you see Divine, I would still be the current IWA World Champion if it wasn't for the STD Infected. So, you wanna beat Blue's ass? Where's the gay guy? I'm sure you two have something in common now...