Punk: Yeah nobody is talking about the IWA World Championship. The Maximum Anarchy match. Rob Rage. Shaz. AJ Dixon. Darius. Jman's return to wrestling. KJ Punk. The "24" videos. Yep, nobody's talking about that at all.
Mr. Smyth: Point them out to me. I would be delighted to be proven wrong.
Bear: Good/great etc.
Poo-er: Variation of 'poor'. May also end with 'ness' to create an adjective.
Shag/Shake: Generic term of endearment when one cannot be bothered to use your name.