IWA: Insane Wrestling Association

[NiallF96]

Ace Note: That's harsh, man. What about, instead of a flying fuck, you could give a walking fuck? Or perhaps a juggling fuck? A tight roping fuck? A motorcycle riding fuck? A sunny side up fuck? A fuck with sprinkles and a cherry on top? C'mon, man, give me something! My life, my entire career even, rests on you giving at least one fuck about me! Just...ONE!

Diamimd: Perhaps a tight roping fuck..... NO! I do t give a fuck about you. So there.... Well maybe a fuck with sprinkles on top

[BennyTheBall]

diamond: From What I've read, I only see that you have won one Title, in, and please I don't wanna take away this huge accomplishment () But you have held one title is what is essentially a developmental fed, a fed I'm too good for. So yes, congratulations on that huge list of accomplishments. And if you do come back with the old 'Ive won more than you' thing, it really is an invalid argument, as I have competed in two matches here, I believe.

Mr. Smyth: It's time for one of my infamous lists. Only a short one today:

1) From what you have read? I don't think there is much recording of championship histories in The Hungry Caterpillar.
2) Degrading the value of a title would probably hold more weight if you actually held a title yourself. Past or present.
3) Admitting that you have not won anything is not a valid argument of my success being less than what it is.
4) I've seen you talk a lot about being the future of this business, which is probably accurate as I am yet to see you do anything noticeable now.

[K2Jelly]

Diamimd: Perhaps a tight roping fuck..... NO! I do t give a fuck about you. So there.... Well maybe a fuck with sprinkles on top

Ace: Done! Somebody give this man some sprinkles to go with his fuck...and a last name without any opportunities to crack jokes on.

[Dennis]

Brock: Sure you would. At least I have a REAL match at DFI.

D-boy: Yea, it's my first match in IWA... What did you expect them to book me in a championship match? I know I have to earn title shots, as I plan to do.
What's matt's excuse for being in the battle royal?

OOC: Don't know it, sorry bro

Diamond: Walk the plank, are you a pardyin Pirate of some sort? I'll give you credit, it's original, unlike Mr. 'William Regal' Smith over here

D-boy: I'll pardy where every they tell me to pardy boy. that's how the D-boy rolls yo!
OOC: It's a catchy song, it's by the same guy who sang Somebody that I used to know.

[NiallF96]

D-boy: Yea, it's my first match in IWA... What did you expect them to book me in a championship match? I know I have to earn title shots, as I plan to do.
What's matt's excuse for being in the battle royal?

D-boy: I'll pardy where every they tell me to pardy boy. that's how the D-boy rolls yo!
OOC: It's a catchy song, it's by the same guy who sang Somebody that I used to know.

OOC: Yeah, i know who ya mean. might check it out and get all these obscure Gotye references

Diamond: Please, shut up! Seriously. And it's 'party' by the way.

[TTC]

D-boy: Yea, it's my first match in IWA... What did you expect them to book me in a championship match? I know I have to earn title shots, as I plan to do.
What's matt's excuse for being in the battle royal?

D-boy: I'll pardy where every they tell me to pardy boy. that's how the D-boy rolls yo!
OOC: It's a catchy song, it's by the same guy who sang Somebody that I used to know.

Brock: I buried him hardcore. Hahahahaha.....

Matt: That's is..... not... ummmm..... okay it's true.

[NiallF96]

Ace: Done! Somebody give this man some sprinkles to go with his fuck...and a last name without any opportunities to crack jokes on.

Diamond: How about Ruby? I like Ruby.

[TTC]

OOC: Yeah, i know who ya mean. might check it out and get all these obscure Gotye references

Diamond: Please, shut up! Seriously. And it's 'party' by the way.

Brock: I wonder how you can correct him if you can't see his words.

[K2Jelly]

Diamond: How about Ruby? I like Ruby.

Ace: Nah. Then I'd just call you Ruby Tuesday's.

[NiallF96]

Ace: Done! Somebody give this man some sprinkles to go with his fuck...and a last name without any opportunities to crack jokes on.

Diamond: How about Ruby? I like Ruby.