IWA: Insane Wrestling Association

[K2Jelly]

Macoonie: Hmmmmm...not bad. Not bad at all.

Drek: Told you I could so it.

Macoonie: So, you think we could feature me doing my signature clogging?

Drek: Not a chance in hell.

[BennyTheBall]

KAYFABULOUS

Blog 87: Bars, Brawls......But Not Together

Writer & Editor: Skyler Drek

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Wuzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup?! Skyler Drek here with yet another Kayfabulous blog and unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’d know that we’ve been hyping up a very special treat for all of you fans of ours out there and a certain IWA superstar, depending on how he takes it. But for now, we're going to be talking about the upcoming PPV, the Top 5 matches I'm looking forward to, Super Bowl weekend and of course, the upcoming surprise that I alluded to earlier. But first, I want to be the first to tell you guys two things regarding our mini vlog series. Thanks for all the support because thanks to you, the fans...and all you lonely females out there that like to check out the pics I post of myself on our site , we've gained over 3,500 fans for our blog page so thank you Sag. Blue and uh...Sebastian for the help! Oh and no, Brock, we're still not letting you in our next vlog because not only do we sorta...kinda...HATE you, it'll be taken up by "The Subpar One", "The People's Chump" Chris Divine. which, by the way, was the next bit of news I was gonna let you know about. Now then, moving on...

Obviously, the next few weeks are shaping up to be absolutely HUGE. Viscera huge! That's right! On Sunday, we'll be witnessing the Destined for Immortality PPV and the card is absolutely STACKED! Of course, Drek and I will be featured in the battle royal so be sure you don't miss out on that but don't even that battle royal can compete with the five matches that I believe will steal the show at DFI.

5. Chris Divine vs. Sagittarius Blue

Why, some of you may be wondering, is a match, with no stipulations and no title on the line, in my Top 5 list. Well, the reason is quite simple: it's my list and I'll do whatever the $#@* I want with it so step off my case, bruh!!!

Not really. Chris Divine and Blue have been having an interesting rivalry for the past few weeks. Just a generic "I hate you, you hate me" kind of deal but it's about the players that are involved. First off, Chris Divine is probably the most successful rip-off gimmick in the IWA right now. He's corny, he's repetitive and he's annoying in that kind of "so bad that it's good" kind of way. Pretty much IWA's own version of Jay Lethal except instead of Savage, he's doing The Rock.

And of course, out of the the blue corner *ba dum tsh*, we have Sagittarius Blue, a pretty level hedead individual out of the ring but out? Hooooooooo boy. Set up a dental appointment ASAP, amigo because you are going to need it and need it bad. Octane, intense and lethal, the adrenaline spiking Blue will certainly have a "must see" match up with the level headed Divine.

4. Shaz(c) vs Jman vs Darius vs KJ Punk vs Rob Rage vs AJ Dixon - Maximum Anarchy Match for the IWA World Heavyweight Championship

You know, I would love to see this match even higher on my list but even then, I'm not really that excited about it. The World title hasn't really had a central fued that I can get invested in. It just seems like guy after guy wants Shaz's title, which isn't bad, but I would have preferred a central feud leading up to the world title match. One champion. One challenger. Still, this blogger is still excited about all the star power in this match and he can't wait to see them all collide.

3. Black Blooded vs. The Infection vs. Damaged Goods (c) for the IWA Tag Team Championships

What can I say? I'M PUMPED! These are the three top tag teams in the IWA right now and they all rightfully deserve a shot at Damaged Good's gold...well, maybe except Black Blooded but whatever. They're gonna lose anyways. You can be your bottom dollar that Kayfabulous will be scoping out the match and who knows, we might be facing the winners of that match very, very soon.

2. Shining Light vs. Malcolm Adonis - Crucifixion Match

Well.............damm. That's all I can say. I'm frightened. A crucifixion match. Despite all the horror, despite all the blood that will be shed, despite this horrific stipulation culminating in what might be the final chapter of Light v. Adonis, I can't look away. That's the ability of both men roping me into seeing this match. It makes me feel like a kid again, no bias, no "insider knowledge"...just speculation and I cannot wait for it to unfold.

1. Kyojin(c) vs Mr. Smyth for the Endurance Championship
​The best heel in the IWA vs. the best babyface in the IWA for the Endurance Championship? YES, PLEASE! I'm most certainly marking out for this. Why? Finally..............no, smartasses, I wasn't going to say "The Rock has come back, etc.". Anyways, finally.............SHUT UP! I know you were thinking it! Let me try to rephrase this. At last.......NO! I'm not on my own! Dammit!

Uggh. Let me see......ha! Got it! It's about damn time!

For months, we've seen Kyojin and Smyth go at it time and time again but never like this. Not in a one on one match with the object of their feud on the line. Man to man. No representatives. Oh and did I mention we get ti see Smyth?! Seriously, someone should write a song about that guy. Oh wait......

Now, before we make way to our grand conclusion, I just want to talk briefly about Super Bowl weekend. That's right all you loyal, NOT BANDWAGONING, Ravens fans. We get to see our birds snatch up the big win on Sunday and of course, you gotta get prepared so grab your jerseys and snacks and be sure not to miss the big game. And as for our good friend, Ron? Don't worry. I'll go to the store and by him another Packers jersey. His last one got used as a makeshift tissue with all his crying when they didn't make the playoffs. Poor lug.......but forget about that because it's time, it's time it's....singing...TIME!...TIME!....TIME!......TIME !......TIME!

And noooooooooooow, the moment you've all been waiting for! Straight from the brilliant minds of Kayfabulous comes a hit single written and performed by me, Skyler Drek to the tune of "Mr. Grinch". Just click on the video below and take a look...

*Should anyone have any interest, the video takes a few seconds to buffer before Skyler Drek comes into view in a dark room with a lone spotlight and a bar stool. He pulls up a microphone stand, mic in place, and an acoustic guitar and sits on the stool.*

Drek: This little number goes out to a special friend of mine. Some people call him crude. Others, malicious. But I, I call him the best heel in the business. BTDubs, I'm appealing to the faces and Smyth haters out there so Smyth, if you're watching, don't take it the wrong way. I'm sure you wouldn't want it any other way anyways.

*Drek takes a few seconds to strum up his guitar before he begins playing it. Soon, he starts the singing....*


You're an asshole, Mr. Smyth
I just don't diiiiiiiiiig the spite
You're as nice as a hyena
Always looking for a fight, Mr. Smyyyyyyyyyth!

Trust me good sir when we say,
We don't believe your hyyyyyyyype

You're a douchebag, Mr. Smyth
You make all ttthhhhheeee kids cry
We would all appreciate it
If you'd roll over and die, Mr. Smyyyyyyyyyth!

I'll even help you out,
Just use your ugly tiiiiiiiiiiiiie

You're a nuisance, Mr. Smyth
You makes all oooooooour souls cringe
You'd let the orphans burn
Drive a preteen to a binge, Mr. Smyyyyyyyyyth!

Just a cold stare at a sturdy door,
Makes it fly off the hiiiiiiiinge

You're an eyesore, Mr. Smyth
Stealing pennies frooooom the poor
You're always seeking vengenance
Always looking to settle the score, Mr. Smyyyyyyyyyth!

The numbers you'll be hearing on Sunday while you're on your back, will be, and I quote:








"1.....................2...................3!"

You disgust me, Mr. Smyth
With your tacky, waaaaacky suit
Believe me when I say this
This is anything but a shoot, Mr. Smyyyyyyyyyth

Nope. Not a shoot but if you would...
Take these next lines to boooooooooot

You surprise me, Mr. Smyth
I never thought you'd haaaaave the guts
To call out Juno Mercury
To name her as a slut, Mr. Smyyyyyyyyth

Now don't blame me when your words
Bite you in the buuuuuuuuuuuuuuutt

You are crying, Mr. Smyth
My words, theeeeeeeeeeey cut deep
Entertain me not with tears
Cease with all the weep, Mr. Smyyyyyyyyyth

Because you'll have bigger things to worry about
When Kyojin puts you to sleeeeeeeeeeeeep!

*Drek stops playing as an audience clapping track signs him off and ends the video*.

Until next time,

Drek <3

Outstanding.

*bows to greatness*

[Rehmix]

It wasnt a matter of calling you out. There are plenty of people who either dont ic or only ic a little. Krysys, jman, asher, van up until recently, glamour girl, and others. The thing is they, along with you, get their promos in so i normally dont say shit. But when you come here talking about the icing being spam and you dont take the time to read it, annoys me because 1) if you dont take the time to read it how do you know there is nothing of value there, and 2) ill let u all in on something. B-,c and dennis originally came to me with a team called lol smileyface. I rejected it. So they tweaked it and came up with pardy boyz.

I had originally thought of rejecting them again but after seeing their icing, we in creative decided to use them cause they showed us they want to be involved and are willing to develop their characters.

My point merely is, if anyone else came to the thread and brought up a topic of late promos or low quality promos from others, when they themselves were not doing what we ask of them, that person or persons would get a tongue lashing from ole bear.

I'm just saying you probably should have just PM'd me if you wanted to call me out specifically, I never called out anyone and was making a general statement. But I understand that sometime you just have to be the good ole whipping boy, the example.

[S.E. Zero]

I honestly wish I could IC more than I do

Same here. I've lost some of the passion to do so honestly.

Not enough time and other factors have been key to this at least on my end but also I don't tend to IC much these days because the people I IC with at times, just don't know when to stop and try to always have the last word (this is the case with heels more than faces) since of course, they say those who laugh last laugh best.

Sometimes less is more when it comes to IC but it's really up to the users who have the time and willingness to actually IC to go on as long as they feel necessary but to keep going and going and going nonstop can get a bit annoying at times. I wish I could IC as much as I'm expected to (at least here, anyways) but as long I can get my promos done, I don't mind not being pushed as much as other who actually do IC work. It's a choice to IC and a duty, so to speak, to be able to do promos and get them in on time.

As long as I can fulfill my duty to IWA in that regard, whatever the future may be for my characters, I'll look forward to and hope for the best.

[K2Jelly]

Outstanding.

*bows to greatness*

I knew you'd like it.

[S.E. Zero]

I knew you'd like it.

It was great, though referencing some of the other matches to be held at the PPV even as an honorable mentions, would've been nice.

Vivica vs Juno looks to be good as does the 3SoH. Still great work nonetheless

[Rehmix]

It was great, though referencing some of the other matches to be held at the PPV even as an honorable mentions, would've been nice.

Vivica vs Juno looks to be good as does the 3SoH. Still great work nonetheless

Really looking forward to the 3 stages of hell. Should be good. Who is writing it?

[AshleyPunk]

It was great, though referencing some of the other matches to be held at the PPV even as an honorable mentions, would've been nice.

Vivica vs Juno looks to be good as does the 3SoH. Still great work nonetheless

I hope that my character can live up to this

[S.E. Zero]

Really looking forward to the 3 stages of hell. Should be good. Who is writing it?

No clue. Might be Bear. Though anyone in IWA creative will do a great job with it and the entire PPV as a whole.

[K2Jelly]

It was great, though referencing some of the other matches to be held at the PPV even as an honorable mentions, would've been nice.

Vivica vs Juno looks to be good as does the 3SoH. Still great work nonetheless

Thanks. And I probably could have done that. Those are the five matches I'm looking forward to the most IRL.