IWA: Insane Wrestling Association

**bearkg88** · 01-30-2013, 09:46 PM

So im super excited. I just figured out raw will be in pittsburgh, which is 2 hrs from me, monday march 18th. Im trying to talk the gf into buying tickets as a bday/anniversary gift, and if she doesnt, im going to!

**scribbler_jones** · 01-30-2013, 09:51 PM

Originally Posted by B-MCINTYRE

Ali Kazam: haha Blue balls, you thinking you can beat divine, now that, that is funny. That's as funny as oscar laymen thinking he stands a chance at Destined for Immortality. You Would know that the future is written already, but what you don't seem to realise is that you and Oscar share the same fate, at DFI both of you are Destined for Failure. You will fail to beat Chris Divine and he will end the ridiculous idea that has been created by the stupid fans that you are a star. They give you far too much credit, they don't know what true talent is. You don't deserve to be cheered and supported, you are nothing. Oscar Laymen, he also gets far too much love from the fans, the man is deluded, he has 1004 personalities and not a single one of them has the slightest chance of walking out of DFI, I planned on just beating the man, but the. He made me lose to that fucking jobber... I hate that stupid jobber. Now Oscar's going to get hurt. I will hurt him So bad he won't ever recover. The fans better come out and show him their love because, their love is going to cost him his career at Destined for Immortality. It's going up in flames, and nobody will be able to put my fire out!

*Sagittarius Blue is listening to and looking at Ali Kazam running his mouth... feels the pressure, the anger from the last few weeks... and the rage begins to build. He then has an Insanity Wolf moment...

**B-MCINTYRE** · 01-30-2013, 09:52 PM

Originally Posted by bearkg88

So im super excited. I just figured out raw will be in pittsburgh, which is 2 hrs from me, monday march 18th. Im trying to talk the gf into buying tickets as a bday/anniversary gift, and if she doesnt, im going to!

Maybe an engagement present

**BennyTheBall** · 01-30-2013, 09:56 PM

Originally Posted by CM Rock-Austin

Finally read the show!

Best Match: The main event
Best Promo: Tie between Jman and Adonis
Best Piece of Booking: This mystery guy that keeps laying out everyone, I always wonder who is going to be next!
Best Debut(When Applicable): N/A
Any Piece of Booking You Didn't Like: Nope
Any Matches and/or Promos That Could've Been Improved: Kyojins and Symth, could of been a lot better
Any Other Positives: Loved Vivica and Juno promos and also liked what Shaz and Blue did
Any Constructive Criticism: Nothing I can think of
Anything you did not like or felt was sub par: N/A
Overall Show Grade: B

I've already admitted that promo was the biggest bag of wank that I have ever written. There were a lot of circumstances that contributed to it, and the segment we have planned for Eddie & I at the next Chaos will make up for the shortcomings.

**B-MCINTYRE** · 01-30-2013, 09:56 PM

Originally Posted by scribbler_jones

*Sagittarius Blue is listening to and looking at Ali Kazam running his mouth... feels the pressure, the anger from the last few weeks... and the rage begins to build. He then has an Insanity Wolf moment...

*Ali Kazam blinks a few times in surprise...*

Ali Kazam: What the fuck was that? Do you have no self control? I got pinned by Robstar and I can control myself, I hate that fuckig asshole... I mean I can control myself. I want to kill that bastard! You don't see me flipping out... Fuck you Oscar!! I'm in complete control of my emotions.. That's why I will win at Destined for Immortality. I can control my actions!

**BennyTheBall** · 01-30-2013, 09:57 PM

Originally Posted by B-MCINTYRE

Maybe an engagement present

I was gonna say. On Valentines day, pull out this ring and say "I'll swap you this for tickets to Raw."

"And a blow job."

**B-MCINTYRE** · 01-30-2013, 09:58 PM

Originally Posted by BennyTheBall

I was gonna say. On Valentines day, pull out this ring and say "I'll swap you this for tickets to Raw."

"And a blow job."

In that exact way. Any other way wouldnt be as awesome.

**scribbler_jones** · 01-30-2013, 10:14 PM

Originally Posted by B-MCINTYRE

*Ali Kazam blinks a few times in surprise...*

Ali Kazam: What the fuck was that? Do you have no self control? I got pinned by Robstar and I can control myself, I hate that fuckig asshole... I mean I can control myself. I want to kill that bastard! You don't see me flipping out... Fuck you Oscar!! I'm in complete control of my emotions.. That's why I will win at Destined for Immortality. I can control my actions!

*Sagittarius Blue is growing dangerously impatient with Ali... and the rage is growing...

Sagittarius Blue: What do you mean? I can control my actions. Example: instead of pulling your arm out of its socket and beating you with it, I could simply break it in three places and sit next to you on the floor while you cry for your mother, asking you how bad does it hurt. See? I can control my actions. Just like I will wrap my hands around Chris Divine's throat and control his breathing. So fuck the fuck off.

**B-MCINTYRE** · 01-30-2013, 10:33 PM

Originally Posted by scribbler_jones

*Sagittarius Blue is growing dangerously impatient with Ali... and the rage is growing...

Sagittarius Blue: What do you mean? I can control my actions. Example: instead of pulling your arm out of its socket and beating you with it, I could simply break it in three places and sit next to you on the floor while you cry for your mother, asking you how bad does it hurt. See? I can control my actions. Just like I will wrap my hands around Chris Divine's throat and control his breathing. So fuck the fuck off.

*Ali kazam's eyes sparkle with a glint of insanity he turns his head slightly and looks through Blue.*

Ali Kazam: you think you're a tough guy, you think I won't hurt you you jobber. You thought it was funny when Oscar cost me my match with you. You're lucky I dont take you outside right now and break every bone in your body Rob.... Wait Ali, stop. That's robstar. That's just blue. He's nobody to you. You don't need to hurt him yet. He can wait. First it's time to get Oscar!

*Ali laughs...*

Ali Kazam: Oscar laymen... You're time is almost up. In going to burn you for all your sins. Stop Ali... You're talking to blue... Haha blue. Blue blue blue. Hasn't divine destroyed you yet? Oh that's not until destined for immortality is it. Oh well. Something to look forward to ...