IWA: Insane Wrestling Association

[K2Jelly]

Mr. Blood: The hell you say boy? You think that fucking mexican and his poolboy actually have a fucking chance in hell? Maybe you boys were too busy pissing your Superman underoos to pay attention last week, but we have taken out everything that stood in our way. Last time we met the tard twins, Dinero was all that saved them, even they got to realize that their little time in the spotlight is over. As far as Herpes, or whatever the hell they are calling themselves these days? Taking them out is just gonna be icing on the fucking cake that is the beginning of our reign as Tag Team Champions over 3 fucking companies at once.

Mr. Black: A Legacy nobody will ever fuck with.

Mr. Blood: Why don't you boys just stick to the dick and fart jokes, leave the analysis to those who know more about fighting than just how to get their asses beat.

Drek: I'm sorry, but I failed to grasp what some might call...your point. See, you fellas can go and play dress up and drive around on your cute little bikes and listen to Johnny Cash and whatever the hell else but when we look at you, we don't see wrestlers. We see battered up old men trying to relive their glory days by trying to act tough. I'll have you know that on the Internet, barely anyone respects you. In all the wrestling forums I've been too, any user praising you guys would get IP banned on the spot. Yeah, you're THAT bad.

Macoonie: Instead of hooking up with girls half your age, why don't you attempt to get a Meltzer rating ABOVE 2 and a half stars and then we'll talk about a legacy.

[B-MCINTYRE]

Rymac: So when I win the battle royal at DFI, can I have a one on one match with Van Hooligan on Chaos. I mean since him and his Infection will have the tag team titles by then, what better way for the new sets and greatest team in IWA to show just how good we are. Besides I always wanted to punch that 4 time world champion in the face...

[VanHooliganX]

Rymac: So when I win the battle royal at DFI, can I have a one on one match with Van Hooligan on Chaos. I mean since him and his Infection will have the tag team titles by then, what better way for the new sets and greatest team in IWA to show just how good we are. Besides I always wanted to punch that 4 time world champion in the face...

Van: Meh, at least you're not completely thick. I'll happily give you a good ol' reality check though.

[BennyTheBall]

Rymac: So when I win the battle royal at DFI, can I have a one on one match with Van Hooligan on Chaos. I mean since him and his Infection will have the tag team titles by then, what better way for the new sets and greatest team in IWA to show just how good we are. Besides I always wanted to punch that 4 time world champion in the face...

Mr. Smyth is still working out in the gym, lifting weights.

Mr. Smyth: Quiet down over there. Nobody is interested.

[CM Rock-Austin]

Alex: I wonder after you win at DFI, what you are going to do next?

Jackson: Good question, maybe I will finally cash in this damn briefcase and win the Endurance title!? Who knows.

Alex: Well when you finally decide when and where, I am positive, you will come on top in the end *smiles and kisses Jackson on the cheek*

Jackson: *Smiles* Thank you, now let's get ready for this week's show!

*Cameras fade as Jackson and Alex go back to their locker room*

[B-MCINTYRE]

Van: Meh, at least you're not completely thick. I'll happily give you a good ol' reality check though.

Rymac: done, book this shit smokey! I'll take you down a peg Van

Ooc: If I were to beat you, it would almost be BO Dallas like

[BennyTheBall]

Rymac: done, book this shit smokey! I'll take you down a peg Van

Ooc: If I were to beat you, it would almost be BO Dallas like

I'm thinking more Mavern/Undertaker moment.

[B-MCINTYRE]

I'm thinking more Mavern/Undertaker moment.

Nah man, if I was talking to like Ano Doom or something the. It would be maven undertaker

[Rehmix]

Rymac: done, book this shit smokey! I'll take you down a peg Van

Ooc: If I were to beat you, it would almost be BO Dallas like

Dixon: Shut up punk! You ain't gonna do shit while the Infection is around!

[BennyTheBall]

Dixon: Shut up punk! You ain't gonna do shit while the Infection is around!

Mr. Smyth: So that's Van and Carlos...I'm sorry, but what is your role within that group? Tea boy? Shoe shiner?