IWA: Insane Wrestling Association

[Torphy]

Mr. Smyth: How're your testicles, Malcolm? They've essentially been target practice for your beau for a while now, haven't they? Might I suggest you spend less time commenting on things that do not concern you and focus on the fact that cone Destined for Immortality, you are literally going to be nailed to a cross.

Adonis: Malcolm's gonna be involved in a nailin' alright, but he ain't talkin' bout his match with Shinin'! Ahaaaa yeah! An' don't you worry about my boys down there, they doin' just fine since a pretty kind nurse down at a local hospital took a good look at 'em.. a VERY good look!

[BennyTheBall]

Adonis: Malcolm's gonna be involved in a nailin' alright, but he ain't talkin' bout his match with Shinin'! Ahaaaa yeah! An' don't you worry about my boys down there, they doin' just fine since a pretty kind nurse down at a local hospital took a good look at 'em.. a VERY good look!

Mr. Smyth: I wasn't aware that magnifying glasses became standard equipment for nurses. God bless the health services and it's advancements.

[B-MCINTYRE]

Israel: Yeah if you werent from a rocky horror picture show and actually a wrestler I may actually make an effort and make a witty remark but you dont even get a Sir

Ali Kazam: holy shit, you actually said something that didn't make want to blow my brains out from pure boredom. I did not expect that. Man who did you pay to make a comeback for you?

Mr. Smyth: That was actually pretty funny.

Ali Kazam: I know, I'm shocked too...

Israel: What do they call it these days? Observational humour?

Ali: I thought it was just you pulling the stock that's been stuck up your ass out.

Adonis: You know that IS funny! But you know what else Malcolm thinks is funny? Your chances of beatin' Kyojin at Destined For Immortality! Damn Mr Smyth, you gon' get destroyed boy.

Ali Kazam: Smyth is gonna get buried alive by kyojin out there... Oh shit sorry man, that was a poor choice of words.

Mr. Smyth: And literally in seconds, you shoot it all down by opening your mouth again. You should have just kept quiet after that.

Ali: yep!

[Torphy]

Mr. Smyth: I wasn't aware that magnifying glasses became standard equipment for nurses. God bless the health services and it's advancements.

Adonis: An' here Malcolm thought you were high brow Smyth? Guess that makes us both liars, huh? Y'all can make as many jokes as you like about Malcolms hombre, only thing is people be laughin' at you, not with you. You feelin' me?

[BennyTheBall]

Adonis: An' here Malcolm thought you were high brow Smyth? Guess that makes us both liars, huh? Y'all can make as many jokes as you like about Malcolms hombre, only thing is people be laughin' at you, not with you. You feelin' me?

Mr. Smyth: I'd rather be feeling some salt after having my skin peeled off.

[Torphy]

Mr. Smyth: I'd rather be feeling some salt after having my skin peeled off.

Adonis: Malcolm can arrange that, of course he could arrange the biggest whoopin' you ever receive after Kyojin's done with you. Malcolm ain't forgot how you used him as a pawn in your lil games Smyth.

[CricketTragic]

Mr. Smyth: And literally in seconds, you shoot it all down by opening your mouth again. You should have just kept quiet after that.

OOC: Probably right

[BennyTheBall]

Adonis: Malcolm can arrange that, of course he could arrange the biggest whoopin' you ever receive after Kyojin's done with you. Malcolm ain't forgot how you used him as a pawn in your lil games Smyth.

Mr. Smyth: I don't play games, boy. I make business decisions.

[CricketTragic]

Ali Kazam: holy shit, you actually said something that didn't make want to blow my brains out from pure boredom. I did not expect that. Man who did you pay to make a comeback for you?

Ali Kazam: I know, I'm shocked too...

OOC: I think these comments are starting to get OOC which is no problem with me because Israel is pretty boring

[Torphy]

Mr. Smyth: I don't play games, boy. I make business decisions.

Adonis: Business must be good when after all your hard work and effort you still don't have that endurance championship, right?