IWA: Insane Wrestling Association

[BennyTheBall]

If you haven't go check out Inside the Tights! The latest one features The Heartbreak Kid!

*is hurt*

[TTC]

Diamond: So little time remaining. So little time remaining until I enter that ring with a bunch of nobodies, a bunchs of losers who will go nowhere in wrestling, a bunch of guys who quite frankly, I feel insulted to be in the ring with. They simply aren't at my level. The only thing that will stop me from winning is that if these guys are smart enough to all go after the main danger and take him out, but I doubt someone from Jersey Shore is gonna hurt me, he'll be too busy tanning up to look good for tonight. And I doubt Brock Edwards will be paying to much attention to what happens in the ring tonight, as he is only worrying about when the next Wellness Test is gonna come round, hoping his piss won't burn through the cup this time! In fact, the only chance he has is if he takes a Roid Rage and somehow defeats us. And then there is the Pardy Boyz.... They are making a mockery of this company, prancing about with their stupid sayings and how they get laid constantly. Well I cant wait till I lay a whupping of a lifetime onto them! And Kayfaboulous, you guys are the type of assholes, the type of idiots that I hate. You go round here, acting as if you damn own the place, but really, you ain't even near the top. And yeah OK I'm at the same level, but I havent even had one match in IWA. And in my first match, mark my words, and trust me when I tell you, I'm leaving with that victory! Cause you know, I know, everybody knows that I am the damn best in the ring!

Ryder: Is your little rant over? Yes. Okay, here is what I got from it. Blah blah blah. Matt Ryder is winning the battle royal. Thank You.

[K2Jelly]

Diamond: So little time remaining. So little time remaining until I enter that ring with a bunch of nobodies, a bunchs of losers who will go nowhere in wrestling, a bunch of guys who quite frankly, I feel insulted to be in the ring with. They simply aren't at my level. The only thing that will stop me from winning is that if these guys are smart enough to all go after the main danger and take him out, but I doubt someone from Jersey Shore is gonna hurt me, he'll be too busy tanning up to look good for tonight. And I doubt Brock Edwards will be paying to much attention to what happens in the ring tonight, as he is only worrying about when the next Wellness Test is gonna come round, hoping his piss won't burn through the cup this time! In fact, the only chance he has is if he takes a Roid Rage and somehow defeats us. And then there is the Pardy Boyz.... They are making a mockery of this company, prancing about with their stupid sayings and how they get laid constantly. Well I cant wait till I lay a whupping of a lifetime onto them! And Kayfaboulous, you guys are the type of assholes, the type of idiots that I hate. You go round here, acting as if you damn own the place, but really, you ain't even near the top. And yeah OK I'm at the same level, but I havent even had one match in IWA. And in my first match, mark my words, and trust me when I tell you, I'm leaving with that victory! Cause you know, I know, everybody knows that I am the damn best in the ring!

*Meanwhile, a few feet away from the rant, Kayfabulous, surrounded in front of Drek's laptop, perk up.*

Drek: Huh? Who said that?

Macoonie: Beats me. Sounded pretty desperate whatever it was.

Drek: Should we get back to writing up our next blog?

Macoonie: What would Zack Ryder say?

Drek: "Why aren't you using me anymore?"

Macoonie: I was going along the lines of "Woo Woo Woo, You Know It!" but that works too.

[NiallF96]

Ryder: Is your little rant over? Yes. Okay, here is what I got from it. Blah blah blah. Matt Ryder is winning the battle royal. Thank You.

Diamond: at least I have actual insults to hurl at my opponents, and I give reasons why I will win. You,, on the other hand ' Well, my names Matt Ryder Broski, imma win the B. Royal, #WWWYKI. Honestly gimme a break Long Island failure!

[TTC]

Diamond: at least I have actual insults to hurl at my opponents, and I give reasons why I will win. You,, on the other hand ' Well, my names Matt Ryder Broski, imma win the B. Royal, #WWWYKI. Honestly gimme a break Long Island failure!

Ryder: But, bro no one even know who you are. So, why the fuck would the creative team let you win?

[K2Jelly]

Ryder: But, bro no one even know who you are. So, why the fuck would the creative team let you win?

Drek: See?

Macoonie: THIS guy gets is!

[Dennis]

D-boy: You boys can talk all you want. Just know that D-boy is going to win the battle royal no matter what you say. *cracks open beer* AND that's the bottom line Ryder....

[bearkg88]

Just an FYI, one person has pulled ahead of the other person in who wins the battle royal. Not saying who though

[K2Jelly]

Just an FYI, one person has pulled ahead of the other person in who wins the battle royal. Not saying who though

You just love to see us work like dogs, don't you? (-.-)

[TTC]

D-boy: You boys can talk all you want. Just know that D-boy is going to win the battle royal no matter what you say. *cracks open beer* AND that's the bottom line Ryder....

Ryder: Hey that's Oscar's gimmick.