IWA: Insane Wrestling Association

[K2Jelly]

Diamond: Before I was rudely interuppted earlier, I wasn't done talking about all the guys I'm gonna throwd over the top rope at Destined For Immortality. Extremely Lethal- You're chemists...chemists! What the hell are you doing in a IWA ring? You like to experiment I take it? Well, I'll give you an experiment. The effects of a raging Prodigy smashing his fist into two dork's faces! Moving on now to the man known as Jack Phenix. I don't know you, and I don't think I'll ever need to. Imma go out on a limb here and sya you'll be first eliminated here! No wait, 3rd, I forgot Nutz and Boltz were in this match. I mean, really, they think just cause one of them hit a referee in a Rugby match, not a player, a REFEREE, perhaps the shortest, fattest, most useless people in the world, whatever sport you are playing. He realized he couldn't take out a player, so he hit a ref. Pathetic! Once you get in the ring with me, you'll realise that I ain't no ref. I'm the most exciting athelete in this business, and I am the next big thing of IWA! As for the rest of the guys, I will not even bother mentioning their names, they do not even fall into the level of The Prodigy. The guys I did mention, feel grateful that I even wasted my breath on you idiots!

Drek: Good news, kid. We got the money situation straightened out so we won't be needing your money anymore. But don't feel too bad because your silver lining will come soon enough.

Macoonie: Just not tonight. By the way, did you happen to see our blog? Be sure to check it out!

[NiallF96]

Diamond: Guys, do you ever stop harping on about those tickets? I mean really, just cause you don't have enough money doesn't mean you gotta go round begging for it, it's annoying and pathetic. Also, I did read your blog, and I have to say that I'm disappointed. You mentioned Brock Edwards.....BROCK EDWARDS! and not me. Frankly it's insulting

[K2Jelly]

Diamond: Guys, do you ever stop harping on about those tickets? I mean really, just cause you don't have enough money doesn't mean you gotta go round begging for it, it's annoying and pathetic. Also, I did read your blog, and I have to say that I'm disappointed. You mentioned Brock Edwards.....BROCK EDWARDS! and not me. Frankly it's insulting

Drek: Didn't you hear us? We said we got it taken care of. :/

Macoonie: Yeah and the only reason we don't mention you is because no one knows who you are, man. Like, no one.

Drek: Our blogs are quality, man. We can't just have anyone on there and the only reason we keep mentioning him is because he won't quit asking to be in our vlogs and we keep saying no so there you go.

[NiallF96]

Drek: Didn't you hear us? We said we got it taken care of. :/

Macoonie: Yeah and the only reason we don't mention you is because no one knows who you are, man. Like, no one.

Drek: Our blogs are quality, man. We can't just have anyone on there and the only reason we keep mentioning him is because he won't quit asking to be in our vlogs and we keep saying no so there you go.

Diamond: I'm pretty damn sure people will know me after I kick both your asses, along with every other person in that ring. I honestly cannot wait till I knock you both over the top rope, and have my arm raised in victory as you sit consoling each other on the ramp. At DFI, I begin my climb to the top of the mountain, and if I have to kick some people like you down on the way, s be it!

[K2Jelly]

Diamond: I'm pretty damn sure people will know me after I kick both your asses, along with every other person in that ring. I honestly cannot wait till I knock you both over the top rope, and have my arm raised in victory as you sit consoling each other on the ramp. At DFI, I begin my climb to the top of the mountain, and if I have to kick some people like you down on the way, s be it!

Macoonie: Awwwwwww. Isn't that cute? I remember when we were like that, too. But eventually, you gotta get wise to the business and unfortunately for you, we're the assets here in the IWA. Our social media work, the fact that we're one of the few face tag teams here, it makes us an asset, a pretty damn hot topic. I hate to say it but you don't have a chance of beating us.

Drek: What he said. I'm telling you, when creative lets you know that you'll be eliminated first, don't say we didn't warn you.

[BennyTheBall]

Mr. Smyth reads the Kayfab blog, then he logs onto Twitter.

@Kayfabulous I did it because it would be nice for two lucky people to see me in my first title defence after I win the Endurance title at DFI. #BestForBusiness

[bearkg88]

One thing i want to point out, at midnight im going to make a decision on who wins the battle royal. I want people to keep icing of course afterwards to help build excitement for dfi, but just wanted you all to know

[NiallF96]

Macoonie: Awwwwwww. Isn't that cute? I remember when we were like that, too. But eventually, you gotta get wise to the business and unfortunately for you, we're the assets here in the IWA. Our social media work, the fact that we're one of the few face tag teams here, it makes us an asset, a pretty damn hot topic. I hate to say it but you don't have a chance of beating us.

Drek: What he said. I'm telling you, when creative lets you know that you'll be eliminated first, don't say we didn't warn you.

OOC: Quick question, why does everyone kinda break kayfabe here lol. Not saying just you, it's just that everyone seems to enjoy 'Breaking The Forth Wall' ya know? It's not that I have a big problem with it, I just prefer in character stuff, not bringing creative into it. Oh well

Diamond: Assets? Really? Then how come you're in the same match as me, on the pre show. And I can guarantee you won't be trending come DFI, what'll be trending is #Diamondistheprodigy, once I do beat you, both of you! And you can keep blogging, keep tweeting, keep thinking you're an asset, when I will be main eventing, and actually being an asset!

[K2Jelly]

OOC: Quick question, why does everyone kinda break kayfabe here lol. Not saying just you, it's just that everyone seems to enjoy 'Breaking The Forth Wall' ya know? It's not that I have a big problem with it, I just prefer in character stuff, not bringing creative into it. Oh well

Diamond: Assets? Really? Then how come you're in the same match as me, on the pre show. And I can guarantee you won't be trending come DFI, what'll be trending is #Diamondistheprodigy, once I do beat you, both of you! And you can keep blogging, keep tweeting, keep thinking you're an asset, when I will be main eventing, and actually being an asset!

OOC: My characters in Kayfabulous actually have a legitimate excuse. They're supposed to break the fourth wall often. It's their gimmick. As for the others, some just do it for the heck of it but that's just me.

Drek: Simple answer. We draw. You don't. There was no way that anyone was going to watch that battle royal with just a group of greenhorns in them. That's why we got put in there. To draw attention and to hype up the event which is what we've been doing with our blogs.

Macoonie: You still got a lot to learn but that's fine. You're always free to ask us more about how to make it in this business.

[VanHooliganX]

OOC: Quick question, why does everyone kinda break kayfabe here lol. Not saying just you, it's just that everyone seems to enjoy 'Breaking The Forth Wall' ya know? It's not that I have a big problem with it, I just prefer in character stuff, not bringing creative into it. Oh well

Diamond: Assets? Really? Then how come you're in the same match as me, on the pre show. And I can guarantee you won't be trending come DFI, what'll be trending is #Diamondistheprodigy, once I do beat you, both of you! And you can keep blogging, keep tweeting, keep thinking you're an asset, when I will be main eventing, and actually being an asset!

DJs gimmick was he could break the 4th wall. Although he's gone now lol