IWA: Insane Wrestling Association

[bearkg88]

Spears: I don't see a World Title around your waist...I see a fake, a phony, a cheap imitation of a real wrestler, of a real man. You are someone who has a big vocabulary, but nothing more. Lord knows we all wish you had a small mouth, or maybe even none at all. I have a Purple Heart, Congressional Medal of Honor, 2 NCAA Wrestling Championship gold medals and the bullet that went in my chest but I still live to tell the tale and kick your ass. You want to go against a hero, a patriot, a soldier and then think you can still beat me? Bring it on, I'll shut you right up.

Im enjoying the icing but plz post your bio asap so others have the benefit of knowing about your character thanks bro

[BennyTheBall]

Spears: Oh funny, knowing you Euro-trash would say something like that. So disgusting, awful, horrible...which is the adjectives someone would say to describe you. I'll break your back and your spirit...the question is, do you want it to happen now, or just delay your inevitable future?

Mr. Smyth stares blankly at Spears.

Mr. Smyth: Yeah, I'll have the variety bucket, an extra portion of fries aaaaannnnnnd...a Tango please.

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Mr. Smyth: Don't palm him off onto me, Johnny Foreigner. I know you lot like to get into a country, do no work and start claiming benefits but it doesn't mean you can shrug off every type of challenging activity.

CAR: Now, now Smyth. that's not fair chico, since I entered this pitiful country and I have done nothing but work.. look at the amount of effort that's gone into me becoming the face of this company and the future of wrestling, look at all the effort I have put into making the women of America feel satisfied *Ramon smirks* And you talk like that to me again.. watch all the effort I put into making your title reign the shortest in history.

[Blade_Runner]

Im enjoying the icing but plz post your bio asap so others have the benefit of knowing about your character thanks bro

No problem, where you want me to post it?

[BennyTheBall]

CAR: Now, now Smyth. that's not fair chico, since I entered this pitiful country and I have done nothing but work.. look at the amount of effort that's gone into me becoming the face of this company and the future of wrestling, look at all the effort I have put into making the women of America feel satisfied *Ramon smirks* And you talk like that to me again.. watch all the effort I put into making your title reign the shortest in history.

Mr. Smyth: Not possible. Because of the incompetence of you, Van and whats-her-name, your buddy AJ Dixon has the privilege of that distinction.

[BennyTheBall]

No problem, where you want me to post it?

Post it In here.

[Blade_Runner]

Mr. Smyth stares blankly at Spears.

Mr. Smyth: Yeah, I'll have the variety bucket, an extra portion of fries aaaaannnnnnd...a Tango please.

Spears: I see...already given up and have moved on to your new life...getting fat and eating fast food all day because you will not be wrestling anymore...got it! Too scared at the thought of fighting me, understandable.

[BennyTheBall]

Spears: I see...already given up and have moved on to your new life...getting fat and eating fast food all day because you will not be wrestling anymore...got it! Too scared at the thought of fighting me, understandable.

Mr. Smyth: Please hurry up with my order, otherwise I'll have to call the manager and ask for another waitress.

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Spears: The better thing to say and ponder about is...do you want me as an enemy? A Navy SEAL Team Leader? A 2X All-American Wrestler? A NSA Agent who took a bullet to the chest and is ready to kick your ass? Bring it, and see what happens. You'll be in the hospital bed, and I'll be the one with the hand raised, and the cheers of the fans around me louder then any woman has ever been to you during sex, that is...if they ever were drunk enough to make such a horrible decision to begin with.

CAR: Amigo, amigo. You clearly don't know who I am.. let me help you, I am.... I am Carlos Alberto Ramon! the face of IWA and the future of wrestling. When it comes to women and wrestling.. there is nobody better then me for delivering the goods!

Oh your a soldier? An American soldier too! *Ramon smiles* So when you did you figure out serving a pathetic country like the USA was pointless when money can be made from wrestling? Or.. Maybe you had so much male " contact" in the army that you felt wrestling and grappling with other men was the next step for you? *Ramon laughs* I don't care if your a navy seal.. an all American or a teenage mutant ninja turtle bichano! when it comes to this company, you are nothing.

[BennyTheBall]

CAR: Amigo, amigo. You clearly don't know who I am.. let me help you, I am.... I am Carlos Alberto Ramon! the face of IWA and the future of wrestling. When it comes to women and wrestling.. there is nobody better then me for delivering the goods!

Oh your a soldier? An American soldier too! *Ramon smiles* So when you did you figure out serving a pathetic country like the USA was pointless when money can be made from wrestling? Or.. Maybe you had so much male " contact" in the army that you felt wrestling and grappling with other men was the next step for you? *Ramon laughs* I don't care if your a navy seal.. an all American or a teenage mutant ninja turtle bichano! when it comes to this company, you are nothing.

I actually just laughed at that.