IWA: Insane Wrestling Association

[Blade_Runner]

CAR: Amigo, amigo. You clearly don't know who I am.. let me help you, I am.... I am Carlos Alberto Ramon! the face of IWA and the future of wrestling. When it comes to women and wrestling.. there is nobody better then me for delivering the goods!

Oh your a soldier? An American soldier too! *Ramon smiles* So when you did you figure out serving a pathetic country like the USA was pointless when money can be made from wrestling? Or.. Maybe you had so much male " contact" in the army that you felt wrestling and grappling with other men was the next step for you? *Ramon laughs* I don't care if your a navy seal.. an all American or a teenage mutant ninja turtle bichano! when it comes to this company, you are nothing.

Spears: So...you're basically, from what you just told me about yourself...a wannabe? Got it, understood! And nice, real mature to make homosexual jokes. You probably are that guy who waits for everyone else to leave before you shower so no one can see your undoubtedly much smaller manhood, to avoid embarrassment. Now I got you figured out. And to be clear, when it comes to this company, all you are is a border-hopper.

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

I'm off guys! Speak tomorrow.

Also, welcome Blade! hope you enjoy it here in IWA.

[Blade_Runner]

Mr. Smyth: Please hurry up with my order, otherwise I'll have to call the manager and ask for another waitress.

Spears: Oh I'm sorry, you must be very impatient when it comes to getting your food. Have to eat it all before your mom gets here to pick you up?

[Blade_Runner]

I'm off guys! Speak tomorrow.

Also, welcome Blade! hope you enjoy it here in IWA.

I am, but thank you! I hope I'm ok at ICing!

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Spears: So...you're basically, from what you just told me about yourself...a wannabe? Got it, understood! And nice, real mature to make homosexual jokes. You probably are that guy who waits for everyone else to leave before you shower so no one can see your undoubtedly much smaller manhood, to avoid embarrassment. Now I got you figured out. And to be clear, when it comes to this company, all you are is a border-hopper.

CAR: Wannabe? Wrong again! I am everything I say I am. You will soon find that out bichano. Welcome to my company, You are going to fit so well here with the other all talk and no action superstars. You could be the next Divine! Adeus!

[BennyTheBall]

Spears: Oh I'm sorry, you must be very impatient when it comes to getting your food. Have to eat it all before your mom gets here to pick you up?

Mr. Smyth: Are you just overcompensating for the fact that while you were in the army, your masculine inadequacies resulted in you being the receiver?

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

I am, but thank you! I hope I'm ok at ICing!

Yep, doing well man! Keep it up.

Look forward to seeing how you do here bro.

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Mr. Smyth: Are you just overcompensating for the fact that while you were in the army, your masculine inadequacies resulted in you being the receiver?

CAR: Is that Smyth.. playing on one of my jokes? *Ramon smirks* I guess every man wishes he was Carlos Alberto Ramon!.

[Blade_Runner]

Mr. Smyth: Are you just overcompensating for the fact that while you were in the army, your masculine inadequacies resulted in you being the receiver?

Spears: I was actually in the Navy. And I am straight, but actually am not homophobic like you and have no problem with them. And well, are you to dilute the fact and try to convince yourself that you are not going to be a washout from this company and industry very soon and will end up living with your parents into your 50's, and the most action you'll ever get near is the new Star Wars movie coming out?

[BennyTheBall]

CAR: Is that Smyth.. playing on one of my jokes? *Ramon smirks* I guess every man wishes he was Carlos Alberto Ramon!.

Mr. Smyth: You caught me. I'll admit it: when I was a kid, I wanted to be an illegal immigrant with a God complex.