IWA: Insane Wrestling Association

[The Tyndall Effect]

Damian: Haaay guys! Don't worry about my loss too much- I'll be back around to win soon!

Whiz: Worry about my loss! That shit was a fluke, bruh!

Iceman: You did a'ight, nigga- don't get worked up.

???:

Und wenn sie meinen du stehst nie wieder auf, dann lass sie reden junge
Zeig ihnen das ist dein traum, du wirst ihn leben
Und beweist diesen leuten die niemals an dich geglaubt haben
Das was sie haben, kannst du auch haben
Denn wenn sie meinen du hast hier nix verloren
Dann zeig es ihnen, zeig es allen, keiner hält dich mehr auf
Komm lass dich fallen, heb den kopf und blick einfach nach vorn
Und jetzt versuchs, ich sag versuchs, alles wird gut

[Vandarius]

Damian: Haaay guys! Don't worry about my loss too much- I'll be back around to win soon!

Whiz: Worry about my loss! That shit was a fluke, bruh!

Iceman: You did a'ight, nigga- don't get worked up.

???:

Und wenn sie meinen du stehst nie wieder auf, dann lass sie reden junge
Zeig ihnen das ist dein traum, du wirst ihn leben
Und beweist diesen leuten die niemals an dich geglaubt haben
Das was sie haben, kannst du auch haben
Denn wenn sie meinen du hast hier nix verloren
Dann zeig es ihnen, zeig es allen, keiner hält dich mehr auf
Komm lass dich fallen, heb den kopf und blick einfach nach vorn
Und jetzt versuchs, ich sag versuchs, alles wird gut

Darius: English mother fucker, do you speak it?

[Destruction]

Darius: English mother fucker, do you speak it?

Schweizner: Can you not speak German Darius? Fucking loser!

[CM Rock-Austin]

IC as Killa: The Only Confirmation is the pussy u just shown urself to be. Its obvious to me that ur gonna delay ur actions.cuz ur scared.that's it.
Expect ur neck crank'd... just off body blows ur gonna submit to me, No Sorrow ova here, no feelin bad for me.. just u literally feelin bad..that's how ima leave ya.

Hospital Bills, I gotchu covered Keith..don't worry about it!

Jackson: I am going to have fun whooping your ass all over that arena and making sure you leave in an ambulance! Don't worry through, Daniel May will cover your costs.

[Shaz11]

Shaz: I've gotta feeling that I've found some REAL challenge in the IWA. Only problem is, that person too pussy to reveal himself!

[scribbler_jones]

Shaz: I've gotta feeling that I've found some REAL challenge in the IWA. Only problem is, that person too pussy to reveal himself!

Sagittarius Blue: Shaz, Shaz, Shaz... Real competition has been staring you in the face the entire time! It's none other than yours truly, the Classic City Saint, Sagittarius Blue.

Of course, you would realize this if you weren't busy hiding out in the bushes every time I come by. Or hiding from anyone else who actually has a set of cajones. You seem well versed in proclaiming yourself "Best in the World" but you don't - or can't - find it in yourself to back up that little claim. Or is it possible that you only used that little bitty booger of a brain you have to concoct a fruity little plan: call yourself "Best in the World" and hope that you either impress or intimidate people into not wanting to fight with you?

You see, Shazzy, I've watched the Best in the World. I study tapes of the greatest of the greats... Buddy Rogers, Ric Flair, Dean Malenko, Shawn Michaels, Bret Hart, Chris Jericho, Chris Benoit, Randy Savage, Eddie Gurerro... and you're nothing like them. You're not even fit to shine their boots. One day, you can aspire to be good enough to look at their posters or movies and think "Damn, I'm almost as good as they are on their worst day." But now, you're nothing but a young buck writing massive checks with your mouth without a damn cent in the bank to cash them with.

Now don't get the wrong idea, Shazam - I'm far from the best in the world myself. A fact that I can man up and own up to - because that means I can only get better. I've fought with some of the toughest, the baddest, the most dangerous men around the world. I've bled in the same cages and rings as they have, and I'm damn proud of it. And sooner or later, Shazzy, I will get my shot at you. Don't care if it's for a title shot or what - I just want the world to watch it and say "DAMN... Shaz got knocked the fuck out!!!" and see me standing tall after the ref counts the pin - while you lie there wondering just where you went wrong in the melancholy travesty that is your life.

[The Tyndall Effect]

Darius: English mother fucker, do you speak it?

???: Of course I can- but I prefer to keep to my German-Tunisian heritage.

Schweizner: Can you not speak German Darius? Fucking loser!

???: Someone gets the idea.

[scribbler_jones]

???: Of course I can- but I prefer to keep to my German-Tunisian heritage.

*Sagittarius Blue listens in as he passes by, wondering just who this is...*

[The Tyndall Effect]

*Sagittarius Blue listens in as he passes by, wondering just who this is...*

Damian: Oh snap, haaay Blue, suga!

[scribbler_jones]

Damian: Oh snap, haaay Blue, suga!

Sagittarius Blue: Damian! Yo man, how's it going?