The World Heavyweight Champion makes his way out to an eruption of cheers. KJ pauses at the top of the ramp as he takes the title off from around his waist and raises it into the air as pyro goes off. He then sets the title on his shoulder as he comes down to the ring and climbs through the ropes. He is handed a microphone as he turns and faces the camera side.
Punk: I’m sorry guys. I didn’t perform like a champion last week. That’s on me and I let all of you down. But that won’t be happening again. I’m going to do my best to make sure that you don’t have to have a scum of the earth person represent you people as your champion. Last week, me and a good friend, Kyojin, one of the few people in this company I can trust, go attacked by some douches named Damaged Goods.
The crowd boos
What kinda name is that? Did the trucker hit the brakes too hard while they were in the trailer? Did someone not pay the shipping and handling? Run out of bubble wrap?
The crowd laughs
But yeah, sure they beat me and Kyojin. But of course, we had already beaten the shit outta each other earlier in the night, and they decided to attack us during our match. Then, they need some distraction from some other jackoff that thinks he walked off the set of Reservoir Dogs or something. Maybe he can go find Mr. Pink and Mr. White and we’ll have us a new stable here in IWA. Gobblitymenta and Jimmy Jack Galileo decided to put their noses where it doesn’t matter and they’re gonna get what they deserve from me tonight.
The crowd pops
But I’ve gotta mention something that was announced last week first. At Lost Cause, I will be facing Darius and AJ Dixon in a tables match for this here IWA Championship. I guess some people need second chances at glory, whereas I only need one shot to capture my moment. Don’t worry guys, I’ll make sure to put Douchebag Darius and “yo yo yo it’s Primetime” AJ Dixon both through tables. While they have to get second chances to face me, I’m here holding my title that will have to pulled from my dead, cold fingers because that’s the only way I’m giving up this championship. I’m the champion of the people and as long as you are here, I’ll be the champion!
The crowd pops again.
Now for tonight, me and Shaz are taking on Damaged Office Supplies and Mike Hawk.
KJ starts to laugh.
Hahahaha I just got that. That’s definitely not PG. But I have no problems with Mike Hawk. Mike Hawk is actually quite impressive, if you know what I mean. But Damaged Appliances are going to get what’s coming to them tonight. They are going to feel the full wrath of KJ Punk and I’m going to make them pay for me and you both, Kyojin.
Now for my partner Shaz, I don’t trust you as far as I can throw you. I know what kind of worm you are and that you have that briefcase that means you can cash it in for this title at any time you want. I’ll keep my eyes on you and if you step in the way I’m not afraid to drop you with my elbow. Just take care of your business and I’ll take care of mine. As for the match tonight, you guys know the rest…
The crowd chants “Winner Winner Chicken Dinner” as KJ Punk drops the microphone
Damaged Goods comes out from the back, with the IWA World Tag Team Championships around their waist, as Schweizner is in tow. All three men head down the ramp and into the ring, where they stand across from Punk and Shaz. The ref takes the briefcase, the World title, and the tag titles, and hands them to officials on the outside, as he signals for the bell.
KJ Punk(rock)/Shaz(Jericho) vs. Damaged Goods(Angle/Benoit)/Mike Hawk(Regal)
(start at 2:29, end at 8:46)
Punk sends Gaileo over the top to the outside. He turns, as Gommenta quickly tags in Hawk. Mike jumps into the ring, as Punk and Hawk begin to trade blows.
Hawk gets the upperhand, as he whips Punk into the ropes. Shaz gets the blind tag, as Punk bounces back and drops Hawk with a surprise flying clothesline. Hawk is to his feet, as Punk rolls out of the ring. Mike turns, only to be dropped by a springboard dropkick from Shaz! Shaz is back to his feet, as Gommenta climbs back into the ring. Punch! Punch! Punch! Shaz nails three stiff shots, backing Gommenta back into the corner. Shaz takes a few steps back, and charges, going for a running knee in the corner, but Gommenta counters, catching Shaz in a powerbomb position instead. Gaileo is on the turnbuckle now, as Gommenta takes a few steps out, and lifts Shaz high into the air. GOOD PRACTICE! Damaged Goods nails a modified finisher, as Gommenta drops Shaz with a powerbomb and Gaileo catches Shaz mid air with a diving crossbody. Shaz is down, as Hawk is to his feet. He runs into the ropes, and springboards off them, coming back and nailing Shaz with a phoenix splash! Hawk goes for the cover.
Punk breaks up the pinfall, as Damaged Goods goes straight for him. they begin to trade blows with Punk, but easily get the advantage, as they send him into the ropes. He bounces back, as Damaged Goods stop him in his tracks with a double shoulder tackle. They grab Punk, as they motion to Hawk. Hawk rolls out and climbs onto the apron, as Damaged Goods grab Punk, lifting him into the air for a double powerbomb. Gommenta looks at Hawk, as Hawk springboards flying at Punk, and grabs his head. Damaged Goods drops Punk with a double powerbomb as Hawk joins in with a modified neckbreaker!
Mike: Wow! That was an innovative move.
Rocky: That's why they are the tag champs Mike!
All three men get to their feet, as they turn to Shaz, who is getting to his feet. Damaged Goods say something to Mike, as he climbs a turnbuckle, positioning himself for something. Gommenta and Gaileo grab Shaz, and set him up for a double suplex. They lift him into the air, stalling, as they turn, so Shaz's stomach is facing Hawk. Before they get all the way though, Shaz counters, turning the attempted double suplex into a double ddt! Both Gommenta and Gaileo roll out of the ring after the move, as Hawk flies off the top going at Shaz. Hawk is stopped though, Shaz kicks him in the gut as he lands. Shaz sets him up for the B.I.T.W. Hawk counters, lifting Shaz into the air with a fireman's carry, but Shaz nails Hawk in the head with two stiff elbows. Shaz is dropped, as Hawk turns around. Punk is back in the ring, as he nails Hawk with a huge rolling elbow. Damaged Goods are getting to their feet on the outside, as Punk runs and dives, taking both men out on the outside. Shaz looks at Hawk laying in the ring, as he leaps to the top turnbuckle. 630 Splash! Shaz hooks the leg of Hawk.
Emily Davis: The winners of this match, Shaz, and the IWA World Heavyweight Champion, KJ Punk!
Mike: Wow! Shaz picks up the win and gets the momentum going as we head towards Lost Cause!
Rocky: This was just a great match!
Shaz is handed his briefcase, as Punk is back in the ring and handed his championship. Shaz looks at his briefcase, and then at Punk, as a semi big cash in chant starts.
Daniel May walks out from the back with a mic in hand, and a smile on his face.
May: You know, I'm glad you two were able to work together, and it looked like Damaged Goods and Mike Hawk were able to cohabitate together. That makes me happy, because next week, in our final show before Lost Cause, we are going to have a main event worthy of being the go home show. Next week, we will see a HUGE 6 on 6 tag team match!
Mike: What!? Thats amazing!
May: We will see Kj Punk team up with the likes of Koyjin, Jackson Smith, Malcolm Adonis, Sagittarius Blue, and Shaz to take on Darius, AJ Dixon, Mr Smyth, Shining Light, Killa, and Mike Hawk!
May stands, proud of himself, as a awesome chant starts. Shaz and Punk look at each other, and shake each others hand, as they each go to a corner, climbing it, and showing off their prized possession, Shaz hiss briefcase, and Punk his World title, as the camera's cut to an IWA logo, and then to black.