Venomous: Carbon look who it is!
Carbon: What do they want? I was working on a very important experiment here.
Venomous: I think they are here because they heard about our latest hypothesis we are going to prove.
Carbon: Oh yeah. You guys interested in hearing about this new hypothesis?
*The camera moves up and down as if to say yes. Carbon then pulls out a piece of paper which he reads off of*
Carbon: Good. Well our hypothesis states, “There is a direct relationship between the injuries of the Pardy Boyz and the best of seven series match they have with Extremely Lethal.” And we have our test subjects in a best of seven series, and the first round of experiments to prove this hypothesis begins here tonight.
Venomous: That’s right, tonight we face the Pardy Boyz, and is that bad news for them. A few weeks ago we made our debut on a house show, where we lost to Infection, barely, but we lost. So we came back here, and we sat down, no experiments, studied the tape, and calculated our percent human error, and we were able to find what we did wrong. And if we know what we have to do to beat Infection, then we definitely know what we need to do to beat the Pardy Boyz, not once, but four times.
Carbon: And what is even better about that is we don’t have one round to conduct this experiment, we have seven, but me and Venomous, we are pretty sure we won’t need seven rounds, we will only need four or five to complete this experiment and prove our hypothesis.
Venomous: See when we mix together with other tag teams in the ring, we don’t mix well. In chemistry, we are like combustible elements, mix us in and everything sets on fire. See we are a fire that never burns out, and when we mix it up with another tag team, we burn them to the ground. And that’s exactly what we will do to the Pardy Boyz, burn them to the ground. And when we do, you want find them with third degree burns; instead we will just burn them, just like we will burn the rest of the competition on our way to the top.
Carbon: Fire is lethal, but we, we are Extremely Lethal, and the Pardy Boyz will find that out tonight. Now if you don’t mind I need to finish this experiment, so Venomous show them the way out please.
*Venomous opens the door, as the camera backs out with the last image of Carbon working with his test tubes before the locker room door shuts in the camera’s face. The camera's cut back to the ring.
Mike: Well folks, I have been informed that Ace Note has been taken to to the Hidalgo County Hospital to have his knee checked out. Hopefully it's nothing serious, but that crash into the ring post looked painful.
Juno Mercury comes out from the back, storming down to the ring, she is clearly agitated and running her fingers through her hair. She asks for a mic and steps into the ring, signalling to cut the music*
*The crowd are cheering for Juno*
*Sitting down in the middle of the ring, continuing to run her fingers through her hair*
Juno Mercury: Well guys.. I nearly got it down.. I had that pathetic, worthless, little girl and I never got the job done.. For that I am sorry..
*She got screwed is chanted by the crowd*
*Getting to her feet, Juno looks more aggressive than ever before*
Juno: You know what! That stupid little bitch thinks that this is all over, this is the end of her being in the ring with me, facing the future of IWA..WRONG! I was fucking screwed by that so called champion, she resorted to dirty, underhanded and typically childlike tactics because, she could not beat me on sheer talent alone! Hardly the acts of a true star, a true bombshell, a true champion! She is not fit to have that belt around her waist! I deserve another shot; I deserve another opportunity to prove what I can do! I set that ring on fire, I scared that little girl, I made her dig down deep too retain that belt, to get that win over me.. She forgets through, I pinned her in match before, it may have been a tag match but, I still pinned the champ! In my mind it is one each.. Let’s settle the score and see if that messed up little mind of yours can take another beating from JUNO! I can beat you…Believe me..
*Vivica's new music hits, cutting Juno off as she skips out, the bloody Vanity title around her waist as she skips around the top of the ramp, showing off her red and black leather outfit to a jeering and hostile crowd. A "What a whore" chant breaks out, but Vivica doesn't seem to hear it as she spots her rival for the first time of the night, a smile spreading across her face as she stops at the top of the ramp, demanding a microphone from a terrified crew member*
Vivica: You still don't see it, but you will, I thought that was enough pain, I thought that beating you, standing over you broken and battered as I held my trophy high would teach you what a Good Girl can accomplish, but you just keep listening to these liars out here don't you? Daddy told me that you can never trust the crowd, you have to listen real deep for that little girl inside of you that is trying to make you live up to your potential.
*Vivica stops, taking a deep breath she opens her eyes, smiling like a child about to get her favorite toy, she continues.*
Vivica: But don't worry! I Haven't given up on you yet! You may have left DFI as a busted and broken whore, but soon you will know what it really means to be a Good Girl! I know I am the right one to teach you, because Daddy said that I am the smartest girl in the whole wide world and I could make you a Good Girl just like me!
*Vivica skips down the ramp, seemingly oblivious to the boos from the crowd as she climbs the steps, getting into the ring with her rival*
Vivica: I am afraid though, that you just can't get this belt from me, not that you would get another chance anyway, I mean I will keep hurting you, because I love you, and it's the only way to teach you what you can be, but until you reach your potential, there's just no point in letting you have another chance at my belt, is there? Daddy doesn't think so, and Daddy is always right.
*Vivica skips up to juno, looking her in the eyes as she licks her lips*
Vivica: But you and me? We are going to have a lot more fun together anyway
*Juno shudders as Vivica laughs, a little-girl laugh, almost deranged as she skips around juno, until she is face to face with her again, she stops suddenly, nodding at advice only she can here she starts to stare directly into Juno's eyes, a burning hatred evident in her glare*
Vivica: You, You will never be me, you will never ever ever get what I have ever!!!! It's mine and you can't have it!!! This is my belt Mine MINE MINE MY DADDY MY BELT ME ME ME MINE MINE MINE MY FUCKING BELT!!!
*The Crowd starts chanting "Psycho Bitch" as Vivica rages, ripping her top off and throwing it away, revealing a pink "hello kitty" bra underneath she storms around the ring, before stopping again, seeming to become instantly calm and almost passive, she turns her eyes back on Juno, this time they seem to hold a softness, almost a nurturing look*
Vivica: Daddy told me that some days would be tougher, see, Daddy told me that fighting myself is no good, that the only way is to embrace all of me, even the parts that people said were bad. I did everything Daddy said and now I am the bestest girl, and soon you can be a Good Girl too. You just have to learn, silly girl. It's ok, another lesson will come, some day you will be ready to try and be a champion of your very own, but that day is a long, long way away I'm afraid. This is my belt, and I won't let some whore take it from me, and I certainly won't let you have it.
*Vivica holds up the somewhat battered, and heavily bloodstained IWA Vanity title to the crowd, the little-girl smile back on her face as the crowd jeers and boos at her, all unheard in Vivica's own private world.*
????: Excuse me.
The Insane-O-Tron has come to life now, as we see Smokey on the screen sitting at his desk.
Smokey: It seems as they we have ourselves a little dilemma. Juno Mercury feels she deserves another shot at the Vanity Championship, and yet, we have other Bombshells on the roster, like Sugar or Spice, that easily deserve a title shot. So, choices, choices, choices....hmm...
Smokey is tapping his chin, as he stops, smiling.
Smokey: You know what Juno, I like you. I like your spunk and your tenacity. So here is what I'm going to do. In 5 weeks, it's Last Resort, and there, we will see Juno Mercury vs Vivica II for the Vanity Championship. So, you've got 5 weeks to prepare yourself, and bring your A game, because if you lose again, I don't know if I'll be so giving the next time.
The tron dies, as Juno and Vivica look at each other. Vivica raises the Vanity Championship higher into the air, as Juno takes a step forward, getting right into the face of Vivica. The two bombshells stare each other down, as the camera's fade to a commercial break