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  1. #391
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    Mike: Short but to the point ... Jman returns next ...

    IWA Champion Shaz

    Shaz's music hits as the crowd start to boo him, he comes out with a murder face as he has a mic with him. He makes his way down to the ring, as the crowd begin to taunt him. He taunts one kid, by pretending to hit him as the kid jumps. Shaz laughs before sliding in the ring, and beginning to speak.

    Shaz: Absolutely disgraceful!

    Crowd boo but most are confused.

    Shaz: Most of y'all are wondering that what the hell is Shaz on about! Well it's damn simple! A few months ago, we saw the debut of Jman! And he decided to come out here, and chat rubbish to you clueless people about why he came here in the IWA! I gave you all the real truth on why he came to IWA, and they turned out to be correct!


    Crowd boo Shaz.

    Shaz: And then at Destined for Immortality, you have Kyojin! Oh yes, I defeated 5 other men in that mental structure! The spotlight should have been on me for fuck's sake! But no! Kyojin had to steal all the damn attention by attacking Jman! And turning into the bastard that he is!


    Mixed reactions.

    Shaz: And last week! You have Chris Divine calling out anyone for a match at Destined for Immortality 2! And guess who comes out?! That's right, Tommy Fucking Thunder!! Thunder accepts his stupid challenge, and it's all bloody set!!

    Crowd boo Shaz.

    Shaz: But the real question is, why am I so pissed off?! Well, it's because no one gives a fuck about me!

    Fans: What?

    Shaz: No one gives a fuck about the IWA title!

    Fans: What?

    Shaz: No gives a damn about the amount of prestige I'm giving to this belt!

    Fans: What?

    Shaz: It's all about Kyojin! Divine! Jman! Thunder! AND I'VE HAD ENOUGH!!


    Crowd boo.

    Shaz: And to even further the level of how angry I am! You have two superstars..who I've already defeated in that ring! Twice! Who are now fighting it out to see who will face me at Last Resort!!

    Now I'm gonna make my words loud and clear! KJ Punk, last week you defeated a nobody in Ali Kazam! And you did it in 15 minutes, and 32 seconds! As much as I hate AJ Dixon, I'm not gonna lie! He's gonna beat your score! That's a weak time KJ! And to achieve that against a mid-carder and jobber known as Ali Kazam, that just proves my point!


    Crowd boo.

    Shaz: Believe me, I don't care who qualifies! I don't even care if it's both of you! But right now, Punk and Dixon are playing about with a death wish! And I swear to god! If any of you pathetic idiots come and take my title away from me- you're only gonna receive a kick to the gut! And I'll give you a Souvenir which comes straight out of the Ghetto!

    KJ PunkKJ Punk’s music hits as he makes his way out towards the ring and slaps the hands of fans as he walks down. He smiles across at Shaz as he is handed a microphone.

    Punk: Yo, yo, yo. It’s Shaz! Straight outta tha hood homie! You try to act like you’re all hard and from the streets but we all know how you really hard. You don’t make it rain with stacks of money. You make it hail with nickels and pennies.

    The crowd laughs at Shaz’ expense.

    Punk: You’re wrong Shazzy bear. I didn’t beat a jobber in Ali Kazam last week. I beat one of the top mid-card guys in this company. The main word in that statement is beat. I won, which means my time is stamped and ready to go. Which won’t be the same for AJ Dixon this week.

    The crowd boos at the mention of Primetime.

    Punk: You see, while you were out here flappin’ your little gums, word in the back is that Dixon’s gotta face the Best of Britain, Rob Rage!

    The crowd pops for Rage.

    Punk: So yeah, I might’ve taken a while to put away Kazam last week, but Rage is going to destroy Dixon and I’ll be heading to Last Resort to take that IWA World Championship off your shoulder and back around the waist of the person of who it truly belongs! Your TRUE IWA World Champion! K! J! Punk!!! And you know what’ll happen then?

    Shaz mouths “Dear God…” as the crowd chants “WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!” as KJ drops the mic and turns to leave. Shaz immediately grabs KJ Punk by the shoulder, spinning him around, as the two get straight face to face. They are nose to nose, as Shaz slowly lifts the World title, as Shaz turns, looking at it, and Punk slowly turns, looking at it. Both men then turn, looking back at each other in the eyes, nose to nose.

    Mike: We could be seeing these two men go at it in a few weeks!

    Rocky: Or we could see AJ Dixon and Shaz! With it being Rob Rage, I bank on it being Dixon! Death to Punk!

    Mike: Death to Punk!? You must be on something because Punk is going to Last Resort.

    Shaz and Punk stand in the middle of the ring, staring each other down as we go to commercial.
    IRON MAN BROGUE KICK


     
    TWE:
    Van Darius:
    *TWE World Champion (9/23/12 - )

    IWA:
    Ivan Draymen
    Van Darius
    *IWA Endurance Champion (4/28/13 - )

    JBW:
    Van Darius


    WWE:
    Sheamus
    *United States Champion (1/20/2013 - )
    Rob Van Dam

  2. #392
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    Mike: Welcome back! You're all just in time for the main event!

    Rocky: Shaz and Punk finally left, and now it is time for Dixon vs. Rage!


    AJ Dixon

    The crowd explodes with boos as Dixon makes way out.

    Mike: They don't like this guy!

    Rocky: Only because he is BETTER THAN THEM!

    Dixon slides into the ring and stands in the middle of the ring, soaking in the boos until ...

    Rob Rage

    The crowd explodes with cheers as Rob Rage charges down the ramp, wasting no time and slides into the center of the ring and gets into Dixon's face. The two men are ready to fight and the referee calls for the bell!

    AJ Dixon = Jay Lethal/Rob Rage = Doug Williams (stop at 5:15)
    Rocky: Damn! Hell yeah, Dixon! Cover him!

    1...

    2...

    Shoulder up! Rage is still alive! Dixon gets up livid - and hearing the crowd shout their encouragement for Rage doesn't help his temper! He stomps around the ring, screaming and yelling at the fans in attendance to "SHUT THE **** UP!" When the ref tries to calm him down, he tells the ref the same thing.


    Mike: Dixon can't afford to lose his temper now... Rage may have kicked out of that last big move, but -

    Rocky: Keep your middling opinions to yourself, Mikey! This is AJ Dixon we're talking about - the first round draft pick of IWA! A performer of his caliber knows all about keeping his composure!


    AJ doesn't bother waiting for Rage to get himself together - he drags Rage to his feet and greets him with an angry right hand straight to the grill. Rage stumbles backwards, groggy from the shot... Dixon strikes again, Rage stumbles backwards til he is leaning against the ropes... Dixon rushes in for a superkick!

    8:08...

    Mike: Dear God - he's gonna take his head off!

    Miss! Rage ducks - and pulls the rope down as Dixon's lethal kick misses its mark... and Dixon is crotched across the rope! Rage's second wind is kicking in now... and as the crowd fans the flames, his trademark rage begins to build... rage at Dixon's brazen actions... rage at the punches to the face... Rage looks at Dixon for a few moments, watching him suffer... and then a devious sparkle lights in his enraged eyes. He reaches up, grabs Dixon by his shoulder and pulls Dixon roughly to the mat!

    Rocky: He can't do that to Dixon - he's abusing the man!

    Mike: Wasn't he punching Rage in the face a few seconds ago?

    Rocky: And?


    Dixon hits headfirst with a nasty slam, but Rage isn't done. He picks Dixon up and with a scream of rage lifts him high and spins to the side... Double R Spinebuster that shakes the ring!

    Mike: Jeez, you could feel the impact all the way out here at our table! Rob's gotta be really pi - wait, why isn't he going for the cover?

    Rage manages to lift Dixon again, and it looks like Rage's face is nothing but sheer fury. He looks Dixon in the eye for a moment, kicks Dixon in the gut to double him over, hooks both Dixon's arms...

    Rocky: Aw, not that Double R Suplex...

    Mike: Especially that close to the edge of the ring!!! Rage, stop!

    Rage pauses for a moment, savoring the carnage that's bound to follow. The crowds egg him on, chanting "Throw him over! *clap clap clapclapclap* Throw him over!"

    Rocky: These people are bloodthirsty barbarians! This can't be allowed - ref, stop this match right now!

    Mike: The more important thing is that both men only have a short time to finish this match - every second counts!


    Rage steps back a few steps, measuring the distance from him to the ring ropes... when satisfied, he snaps back, launching Dixon overhead... and tosses him over the ropes and onto the floor! The fans are at a fever pitch as they bear witness to Rage's brutal feat! Chants of "Rage is awesome!" are almost all that can be heard!

    Mike: Come on Rob - get this over with - you don't have much time!

    Rage sits on the canvas, taking some time to rest and soak in the moment as the fans chant for him - eventually, the ref comes over and tells him to get Dixon in the ring. Reluctantly, Rage gets up to comply...

    11:34...

    Rocky: You should be encouraging AJ Dixon, fool - he is the future of this company! Get up, Primetime!

    Rage goes to the outside and over to the nearly broken mess that is Dixon. It's a nigh-impossible task and time-consuming task, but Rage manages to roll Dixon's heavy, quasi-lifeless form back into the ring eventually. This doesn't mean much to Rage - still seeing red, he stands Dixon up and pops him with a vicious European uppercut... Dixon is on dream street - it's a wonder that he's standing at all! Another Euro uppercut... Dixon's legs are spaghetti noodles at this point! Rage steps back, sizes Dixon up for a decapitating clothesline... takes off...

    14:45...

    Dixon stumbles and falls down - Rage trips over him - and lands throat-first on the nearby top rope!


    Mike: Holy God! That could have killed him!

    Rocky: We should be so lucky! Pay attention kiddies - this is what anger management is for!


    Rage bounces backwards, the trauma his neck suffered almost instantly putting him out! He lands on his back... just near Dixon! Neither man is moving...

    Mike: Critical point in the match! This is the point where it can all change, where it can all be over! Whichever man can recover first can win this match!

    Rocky: But they're both down and hurt bad! Neither one is moving! Something's gotta give... Dixon! Wake up, Dixon!


    The ref sees both men lying motionless and soon begins a ten count... 1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! 7!

    15:20...

    Mike: Wait... look!

    Dixon is barely able to move his head and notices Rage lying next to him... raises his arm shakily, slowly...

    15:27...

    ... And drops it across Rage's chest!

    Mike: NO! NOT LIKE THIS!

    Rocky: YES - LEGAL PIN! Count it ref - count it now!!!


    The ref checks the cover...

    15:29...


    And counts!

    1...

    2...

    3!!!

    Emily Davis: The winner of this match - at 15:32... AJ Dixon!!!

    Mike: NOT THIS WAY! COME ON!

    Rocky: It was legal!! Haha!

    Dixon slowly gets to his feet to a chorus of boos, and then starts laughing as the referee raises his hand as the IWA logo flashes and the show closes.
    IRON MAN BROGUE KICK


     
    TWE:
    Van Darius:
    *TWE World Champion (9/23/12 - )

    IWA:
    Ivan Draymen
    Van Darius
    *IWA Endurance Champion (4/28/13 - )

    JBW:
    Van Darius


    WWE:
    Sheamus
    *United States Champion (1/20/2013 - )
    Rob Van Dam

  3. #393
    Fascinating fact #1: This is my very first filler, in any efed.
     
    Bear: Good/great etc.

    Poo-er:
    Variation of 'poor'. May also end with 'ness' to create an adjective.

    Shag/Shake:
    Generic term of endearment when one cannot be bothered to use your name.

    Get it gone: Remove it from my sight.

    Quote Originally Posted by Destruction View Post
    Benny > God.
    Quote Originally Posted by Shaz11 View Post
    And that's what makes you a fucking don.


  4. #394
    Fascinating fact #2: Even though she is completely unaware of this, one of the matches that AshleyPunk wrote during her training sessions will appear in the show tonight!
     
    Bear: Good/great etc.

    Poo-er:
    Variation of 'poor'. May also end with 'ness' to create an adjective.

    Shag/Shake:
    Generic term of endearment when one cannot be bothered to use your name.

    Get it gone: Remove it from my sight.

    Quote Originally Posted by Destruction View Post
    Benny > God.
    Quote Originally Posted by Shaz11 View Post
    And that's what makes you a fucking don.


  5. #395
    Fascinating fact #3: I'm not entirely sure I have enough facts to keep filling.
     
    Bear: Good/great etc.

    Poo-er:
    Variation of 'poor'. May also end with 'ness' to create an adjective.

    Shag/Shake:
    Generic term of endearment when one cannot be bothered to use your name.

    Get it gone: Remove it from my sight.

    Quote Originally Posted by Destruction View Post
    Benny > God.
    Quote Originally Posted by Shaz11 View Post
    And that's what makes you a fucking don.


  6. #396
    Fascinating fact #4: Damaged Good remain the longest reigning champions within IWA.
     
    Bear: Good/great etc.

    Poo-er:
    Variation of 'poor'. May also end with 'ness' to create an adjective.

    Shag/Shake:
    Generic term of endearment when one cannot be bothered to use your name.

    Get it gone: Remove it from my sight.

    Quote Originally Posted by Destruction View Post
    Benny > God.
    Quote Originally Posted by Shaz11 View Post
    And that's what makes you a fucking don.


  7. #397
    Fascinating fact #5: Shaz has had to defend his championship against more opponents than any other champion.
     
    Bear: Good/great etc.

    Poo-er:
    Variation of 'poor'. May also end with 'ness' to create an adjective.

    Shag/Shake:
    Generic term of endearment when one cannot be bothered to use your name.

    Get it gone: Remove it from my sight.

    Quote Originally Posted by Destruction View Post
    Benny > God.
    Quote Originally Posted by Shaz11 View Post
    And that's what makes you a fucking don.


  8. #398
    Fascinating fact #6: Tonight's show has 8 matches.
     
    Bear: Good/great etc.

    Poo-er:
    Variation of 'poor'. May also end with 'ness' to create an adjective.

    Shag/Shake:
    Generic term of endearment when one cannot be bothered to use your name.

    Get it gone: Remove it from my sight.

    Quote Originally Posted by Destruction View Post
    Benny > God.
    Quote Originally Posted by Shaz11 View Post
    And that's what makes you a fucking don.


  9. #399
    Fascinating fact #7: I am officially out of facts. I should have researched some more.
     
    Bear: Good/great etc.

    Poo-er:
    Variation of 'poor'. May also end with 'ness' to create an adjective.

    Shag/Shake:
    Generic term of endearment when one cannot be bothered to use your name.

    Get it gone: Remove it from my sight.

    Quote Originally Posted by Destruction View Post
    Benny > God.
    Quote Originally Posted by Shaz11 View Post
    And that's what makes you a fucking don.


  10. #400
    Fascinating fact #8: It doesn't fucking matter anymore, as it's show time, baby!
     
    Bear: Good/great etc.

    Poo-er:
    Variation of 'poor'. May also end with 'ness' to create an adjective.

    Shag/Shake:
    Generic term of endearment when one cannot be bothered to use your name.

    Get it gone: Remove it from my sight.

    Quote Originally Posted by Destruction View Post
    Benny > God.
    Quote Originally Posted by Shaz11 View Post
    And that's what makes you a fucking don.


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