The camera focus on the main stage as the pyros go off. As Chaos’ theme blasts across the arena, we see the fans cheer, holding up signs and jumping with excitement.
Mike: Welcome everyone to IWA’s weekly show, Chaos! I’m Mike James alongside my partner, Rocky Reynolds, and partner what a night we have ahead of us tonight.
Rocky: What a night indeed, but not as great as it could be. My man, Jonathon Seahawk, has not only been banned from the arena, but has been placed under arrest.
Mike: That’s right. After his attack on Ace Note last week, Seahawk is in police custody as we speak. Ace Note, on the other hand, is still in hospital but we hope to hear from him next week.
Rocky: Ha! Note was walking the tight-rope of success until he fell off. Like father, like son.
Mike: Also, after both AJ Dixon and KJ Punk won their respective beat the clock matches at 15 minutes 32 seconds, we hope to find out who Shaz will defend his World Heavyweight Championship against at Last Resort.
The fans erupt with boos as Mr. Smyth’s music hits, and the noise level increases the moment he strides through the curtains with a huge smile on his face. With his TWE title round his waist and his Endurance title on his shoulder, Smyth stands at the top of ramp and raises the Endurance championship high into the air. Smyth swaggers down the ramp, ignoring the jeers from the fans as he passes them by. He climbs into the ring, grabs a mic from the stagehand and waits for the noise to die down before starting to speak.
Mr. Smyth: Allow me this opportunity to quickly summarise events: Jackson Smith failed in his attempt to take this Endurance title away from me and Sagittarius Blue versus Oscar Layman ended in a no contest, meaning that I have absolutely no challenger for my Endurance championship for Last Resort.
Do you know what that means?
The fans boo.
Mr. Smyth: It means that I will be going on annual leave again! When you work as hard as I, you have to take holidays when you can so you can recharge the batteries and come back fresher and more vibrant.
Jackson Smith couldn’t get the job done. Sure, he’ll harp on about how Ano Doom interrupted the match – which I had nothing to do with, by the way – but that match could have gone on for another hour, and he still wouldn’t be any closer to my championship. And there won’t be a re-match.
The fans boo.
Mr. Smyth: Don’t give me that. That briefcase was from a different time, from a different company. It was out of compassion that the cases were bought into IWA and now that both have been cashed in, it is something we can now forget forever. Jackson Smith didn’t earn his title shot in IWA, so he does not get a rematch.
The fans boo.
As for Blue and Layman, well they will have to go on to pastures new. They will-
Smyth is cut off, as Smokey walks out from the back. The fans cheer for Smokey, as he makes his way down the ramp and into the ring. Smokey looks at Smyth for a moment, and then grabs a microphone. He turns back, as the music fades. Smyth raises his microphone.
Smokey: No...you will shut your mouth and listen right now!
Smyth lowers the mic, glaring at Smokey.
Mike: Oh man...Smokey is pissed!
Smokey: Two weeks now, you've not been making smart business decisions. You pride yourself on being a businessman, but all you are doing is pissing the real boss off. You had the chance to be a ref, and you screw that up. So I correct it, and put Sagittarius Blue and Oscar Laymen in a match to determine a #1 contender for that title right there.
Smokey points to the Endurance Championship.
Smokey: But noooooo! You had to go and screw that up as well. Part of me wants to fire you right now......
Smokey pauses, as Smyth seems like he wants to say something.
Smokey: But I know you would sue myself, and IWA, and I don't feel like dealing with that. So, here is what we are going to do Smyth. Tonight, we will see two matches, two matches that have implications on your Endurance Championship. In the first match, we will see Sagittarius Blue take on Damian Eddings, and if Sagittarius Blue wins his match, he will advance to Last Resort for a shot at that title!
The fans pop at this statement, but Smokey isn't done.
Smokey: The other match we are going to see, is Oscar Laymen go one on one with Dave Steele, and if Laymen wins, he too will advance to Last Resort for a shot.
The fans pop just as hard for Laymen as they did Blue.
Smokey: So what that means for you Smyth, is you could face either Sagittarius Blue....or Oscar Laymen...or both in a triple threat. I will definitely be watching to see who walks away the winner.
Smokey turns, going to leave, but stops. He turns back, looking at Smyth.
Smokey: Oh...and one final thing. If you in any way try to pull any stunts like you have in the last two weeks during these two matches, there will be consequences. If even so much as your entrance music plays...there will be hell to pay Smyth....so remember that.
Smokey drops the mic, as he turns, climbing out of the ring, and heads up the ramp and into the back.