IWA Offical Show Thread

[BennyTheBall]

“Our real discoveries come from Chaos, from going to the place that looks wrong and stupid and foolish.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

[BennyTheBall]

The camera focus on the main stage as the pyros go off. As Chaos’ theme blasts across the arena, we see the fans cheer, holding up signs and jumping with excitement.

Mike: Welcome everyone to IWA’s weekly show, Chaos! I’m Mike James alongside my partner, Rocky Reynolds, and partner what a night we have ahead of us tonight.

Rocky: What a night indeed, but not as great as it could be. My man, Jonathon Seahawk, has not only been banned from the arena, but has been placed under arrest.

Mike: That’s right. After his attack on Ace Note last week, Seahawk is in police custody as we speak. Ace Note, on the other hand, is still in hospital but we hope to hear from him next week.

Rocky: Ha! Note was walking the tight-rope of success until he fell off. Like father, like son.

Mike: Also, after both AJ Dixon and KJ Punk won their respective beat the clock matches at 15 minutes 32 seconds, we hope to find out who Shaz will defend his World Heavyweight Championship against at Last Resort.

Mr. Smyth!

The fans erupt with boos as Mr. Smyth’s music hits, and the noise level increases the moment he strides through the curtains with a huge smile on his face. With his TWE title round his waist and his Endurance title on his shoulder, Smyth stands at the top of ramp and raises the Endurance championship high into the air. Smyth swaggers down the ramp, ignoring the jeers from the fans as he passes them by. He climbs into the ring, grabs a mic from the stagehand and waits for the noise to die down before starting to speak.

Mr. Smyth: Allow me this opportunity to quickly summarise events: Jackson Smith failed in his attempt to take this Endurance title away from me and Sagittarius Blue versus Oscar Layman ended in a no contest, meaning that I have absolutely no challenger for my Endurance championship for Last Resort.

Do you know what that means?

The fans boo.

Mr. Smyth: It means that I will be going on annual leave again! When you work as hard as I, you have to take holidays when you can so you can recharge the batteries and come back fresher and more vibrant.

Jackson Smith couldn’t get the job done. Sure, he’ll harp on about how Ano Doom interrupted the match – which I had nothing to do with, by the way – but that match could have gone on for another hour, and he still wouldn’t be any closer to my championship. And there won’t be a re-match.

The fans boo.

Mr. Smyth: Don’t give me that. That briefcase was from a different time, from a different company. It was out of compassion that the cases were bought into IWA and now that both have been cashed in, it is something we can now forget forever. Jackson Smith didn’t earn his title shot in IWA, so he does not get a rematch.

The fans boo.

As for Blue and Layman, well they will have to go on to pastures new. They will-

Smokey

Smyth is cut off, as Smokey walks out from the back. The fans cheer for Smokey, as he makes his way down the ramp and into the ring. Smokey looks at Smyth for a moment, and then grabs a microphone. He turns back, as the music fades. Smyth raises his microphone.

Smokey: No...you will shut your mouth and listen right now!

Smyth lowers the mic, glaring at Smokey.

Mike: Oh man...Smokey is pissed!

Smokey: Two weeks now, you've not been making smart business decisions. You pride yourself on being a businessman, but all you are doing is pissing the real boss off. You had the chance to be a ref, and you screw that up. So I correct it, and put Sagittarius Blue and Oscar Laymen in a match to determine a #1 contender for that title right there.

Smokey points to the Endurance Championship.

Smokey: But noooooo! You had to go and screw that up as well. Part of me wants to fire you right now......

Smokey pauses, as Smyth seems like he wants to say something.

Smokey: But I know you would sue myself, and IWA, and I don't feel like dealing with that. So, here is what we are going to do Smyth. Tonight, we will see two matches, two matches that have implications on your Endurance Championship. In the first match, we will see Sagittarius Blue take on Damian Eddings, and if Sagittarius Blue wins his match, he will advance to Last Resort for a shot at that title!

The fans pop at this statement, but Smokey isn't done.

Smokey: The other match we are going to see, is Oscar Laymen go one on one with Dave Steele, and if Laymen wins, he too will advance to Last Resort for a shot.

The fans pop just as hard for Laymen as they did Blue.

Smokey: So what that means for you Smyth, is you could face either Sagittarius Blue....or Oscar Laymen...or both in a triple threat. I will definitely be watching to see who walks away the winner.

Smokey turns, going to leave, but stops. He turns back, looking at Smyth.

Smokey: Oh...and one final thing. If you in any way try to pull any stunts like you have in the last two weeks during these two matches, there will be consequences. If even so much as your entrance music plays...there will be hell to pay Smyth....so remember that.

Smokey drops the mic, as he turns, climbing out of the ring, and heads up the ramp and into the back.

~Commercial~

[BennyTheBall]

Mike: Welcome back to Chaos, and we just heard some huge news from Smokey regarding the Endurance Champion.

Rocky: Huge news, my ass. This is unfair victimisation.

Mike: Ignoring your clear selective ignorance on this, it’s now time for another Blackout Championship qualifying match, as Orion Slayde takes on Ali Kazam.

Emily Davis: The following contest is set for one fall, and is a qualifying match for the Blackout Championship. Introducing first, Ali Kazam.

Kazam walks down to the ring to an eruption of boos. He throws the occasional look of disgust at certain fans as he passes them by.

Emily Davis: And his opponent, from Chelsea, Massachusetts, weighing in at 247lbs, Orion Slayde!

Slayde walks down to the ring to a mixed reaction. The fans clearly remember his war with Elric and still want to show him respect for that epic battle.

Ali Kazam (Bourne) vs. Orion Slayde (DiBiase) Blackout qualifier

(Start 3:45, Watch until end {skip 6:00 – 6:30, commercial}

Slayde gets back to his feet and pleads with the referee, saying that it was a three count but the referee tells Slayde it was two. Slayde then reaches down and picks Kazam back up to his feet and tosses him into the turnbuckle. Slayde climbs to the middle rope and starts to bring hard right hands down onto the head of Kazam!

1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! 7! 8! 9! 10!

After the tenth shot, Slayde jumps down from the middle rope and watches as Kazam starts to fall forward, but Slayde catches him with a hard running knee into the turnbuckle! Slayde then sets Kazam up in a bulldog posistion, but Kazam shoves him away! Slayde charges Kazam but Kazam dives out of the way, making Slayde run into the turnbuckle hard!

Mike: I'm not sure if Kazam was playing possum or if that was pure instinct!

Rocky: I think it was possum, he knew Slayde was coming! Slayde is just too predictable!

Mike: Yeah, whatever Rocky.

Kazam flies torward Slayde with a wicked forearm and it connects to Slayde's chin hard, dropping him to one knee. Kazam then starts to kick Slayde in the chest hard, connecting with multiple shots before finally hitting a spinning kick to the side of Slayde's head! Kazam pulls Slayde away from the ropes and then covers him!

1! 2! NO!

Slayde gets his shoulder up and Kazam is in shock. Kazam pushes Slayde's head back down to the mat and covers him again!

1! 2! NO!

Slayde kicks out again! Kazam starts punching the mat hard!

Mike: Someone is losing their cool!

Rocky: You don't say?! Come on, Kazam! Pin this tool! You have more skill!

Kazam gets to his feet and begins to stalk Slayde, bouncing around waiting for the right time to strike. Slayde gets to his feet slowly and then Kazam goes for The Magician's Curse (jumping cutter) but Slayde pushes Kazam away! Kazam runs to the ropes and bounces off of them and flies at Slayde, but Slayde side steps Kazam and catches him from behind ...

WORLD OF SHADOWS!

Mike: Wow! That came from out of no where!

Rocky: Slayde just waited for the perfect opporutunity to strike ... And it paid off.

Slayde brings the back of Kazam's neck hard down onto his knees and drops Kazam in the middle of the ring! Slayde covers Kazam!

One! Two! THREE!

Emily Davis: Here is your winner and the next man to qualify for the Blackout championship ... Orion Slayde!

Mike: Big win for Orion Slayde. He progresses onwards to Last Resort alongside Malcolm Adonis and Mike Hawk.

Rocky: And next week, we’ll find out who will be joining them.

Orion Slayde poses in the ring for the fans. The fans cheer for Slayde, as we go backstage to see Sagittarius Blue walking down a hallway, shadowboxing as he goes to get warmed up for his match later... and he seems in another intense mood...

Sagittarius Blue: Smyth... Endurance Champion... and "endurance" for what? The only thing I can think of is his endurance for getting on my nerves. First, screwing me clean out of my shot at his title - way to referee, little twat... Then shows up out of nowhere when Oscar Layman and I are putting on an instant classic of a match and blindsiding us both. With that belt, to make it worse. Like he's figuratively (and literally) rubbing it in our faces. Typical Smyth: "Wheeee, look at me, I'm better than you!" And of course, making sure his cowardly ass gets away scot-free. Facing the music? Oh no, not for him. Heaven forbid he actually has to take responsibility for his actions. That wouldn't be good for business at all, now.

Problem is, that's EXACTLY what's going to happen. Tonight, Oscar and I are going to be in separate matches - and if we win, we get to go on to Last Resort - nah, not the crappy, half-star motel on the bad side of town - but our next big Pay Per View event. And there, Smyth will have to defend his Endurance title. If I win my match tonight, I get to go to Last Resort and put my knee through Smyth's face before I walk away with his little belt. If Oscar wins his match tonight, he gets to go to Last Resort and put Smyth in his place. And if we BOTH win our matches tonight, well... we'd BOTH go to Last Resort and help Smyth do his best impersonation of a punching bag. Regardless... Smyth won't be Endurance Champion come Last Resort.

But that raises another issue... Oscar Layman. Love the guy - I got mad respect for the dude. A legend in the making... a man who can channel virtually any wrestler's spirit and skills to the letter. A man I've gone toe-to-toe with - and enjoyed every second of it! But... there's only room for one Endurance Champion in IWA. And Oscar may be one hell of a guy... but so am I. And I'm hungrier than anybody for that title. I know endurance. I know what it means to be persistent, to endure... to never quit. And I will be the IWA Endurance Champion. And tonight will be the first step to me making this happen. It's now or never... and now I'm going to show them why Sagittarius Blue is The One And Only person to kick Smyth's ass - and become Endurance Champion!

*Layman's appears on screen. He is wearing a big black fake beard, along with a black wig, and blue and white robe. He stares into the eyes of Blue, before smirking.*

Layman: If I may beg... your indulgence Blue, for one moment, allow me to talk to you, man to man. Because my name is Damien Lay-dow, and I am here, to enlighten, all of you. I am here to enlighten the IWA audience, I am here to enlighten Smyth, and I am here *places his finger on Blue's chest* To. Enlighten, You.

I'm presuming you would like me to elaborate? Well please, let me. To put it simply, I want that Endurance Championship. I am the Intellectual Saviour of the Gasses! I am saving the World's oxygen, as tonight, I shut Smyth, yourself, and my opponent up. I save the air we breath, for people who deserve it, like yours truly, as opposed to the Ignoramus' like yourself.

It's painfully obvious to myself, that Mr. Smyth decided to attack me, because I am the biggest threat to his title. It was an atrocity that Smyth assaulted me, in order to keep his title for as long as possible. But, despite this, we know he destroyed you, because you have that face, you just need to slap.

Of course, once you're familiar with the history of the classic art, and the features of every planet in this solar system, emerging victorious in a match where a title match is on the line for myself, seems to be a foregone conclusion. However, I determine that my opponent will be a tough task, as is facing the majority of Insane Wrestling Alliance employees, but, don't you remember your interview with Kayfabulous Sagittarius?

You said that I will be your ideal opponent, because you cannot prepare for me. And that is correct, you don't know what you're up against. You must not underestimate my mental mind games and physical ability, otherwise you will end up like Ali Kazam.

But with Smyth, you don't know his first name, so, providing you can win your match, and my opponent doesn't breach the rules to beat me, Last Resort will see you against two people, both with aura's of mystery. Me, I can make a pretty good guess at Smyth's first name, therefore I can ensure that Mr. Smyth and your predictability will be your downfall.

And come the end of tonight, I will have my hand raised, the same result that happened at Destined for Immortality, and the same result that will happen at Last Resort, I can ensure it.

So Blue, in the aftermath of the exhilarating speech, I have one remaining thing to say to you.

*Layman takes a step towards Blue, so they are less than a step apart*

You're... not, welcome.

*Layman taps Blue on his head, before scuffing up his hair like he would do to a child. Layman turns and leaves, as Sagittarius watches him walk away*

~Commercial~

[BennyTheBall]

Mike: We’re back, and as we saw before commercial, both Oscar Layman and Sagittarius Blue look ready for their matches tonight. Smyth will be worried.

Rocky: Worried? Pah! Don’t be silly. Smyth will be more than hap-

Kyojin!

The fans immediately begin to boo as Kyojin walks out to the stage. He has his trademark vindictive smile on his face as he makes his way down the ramp. He ignores the fans telling him what they think of him as he continues down to the bottom of the ramp. He strolls around the side of the ring, the smile never leaving his face, before he snatches a microphone from the timekeeper. He slides into the ring and the smile disappears as he begins to speak.

Kyojin: Last week, I wasn’t even on this show- and for the first time since IWA debuted, this show was overtaken in the ratings. Do these people in the back that book matches and appearances not understand that I am the full package? I’m the reason that all of you people show up week in, week out. I’m the reason that Chaos is the best damn show in the world!

The fans boo loudly.

Kyojin: And last week, all of you people were let down because you had to sit in those uncomfortable chairs and watch as Jman spoke live from his hospital bed, claiming that he would be out here tonight. I’m here to welcome him back with open arms.

The fans give a mixed reaction.

Kyojin: No, I really am. I want to invite Jman out to this ring so that I can, quite simply, put him back in that hospital bed.

The fans explode with boos.

Kyojin: Shut your damn mouths! I’m the man who put that hasbeen on a table and then sent him through it. Let’s list off what I did to Jman. Twenty three stitches! Six broken ribs! A concussion! And quite frankly, the most embarrassing moment of Jman’s life. He thinks that he’s the best of all time, he thinks that he’s the guy that will be at the top for his entire life. Jman is wrong.

You see, as long as I am standing in this ring, as long as I’m in this company- Jman will not be at the top. He wants to talk about politicking, he wants to talk about kissing management’s ass. How do you think Jman got in the main event of Destined For Immortality in the first place? He played the politician game. For all he has been through, Jman is the biggest and most fickle person in that locker room.

Why? Because Jman’s been kissing ass since the very first time he stepped into the industry. And whose ass is that? Why it’s all of yours!

The fans continue their tirade of boos and a Jman chant is heard throughout the arena.

Kyojin: And that’s why. He knows that by playing this goody-goody two shoes character, all of you people will cheer him and chant his name all over the globe. I’m not here to solely finish Jman’s career, I’m here to open his eyes. Jman is one of the most talented people in the back but he thinks that by sucking up to all of you, he will be the guy you all want him to be.

He’s wrong.

The fans are booing louder than they have all segment.

Kyojin: I’m going to prove him wrong. I’m going to make it to the top again, and I’m going to do it without any of you. I’m going to do it like CM Punk has done it, in spite of all of you. You people refuse to cheer me, all because I took a stand against a man who thinks he walks into this company and deserves the top spot.

I am the man who deserves that spot. Because week in, week out, I am here and Jman comes and goes as he pleases wherever he goes. He was in HWA then he was out, then he was back in. Same with AWF. Same with EWNCW. Same with ICW/IWA. I have been here since the very moment I debuted in ICW. I haven’t gone anywhere and I won’t go anywhere until I have the career I deserve.

I’ve already won the ICW/IWA Superstar of the Year award. I’ve already won the eWN Superstar of the Year award. It’s been nine months since I even debuted in this industry and I am a former World Champion, I’m a former Endurance Champion. I’m a guy on everybody’s list of dream opponents. And all because they recognise the pure talent and threat I am.

Jman didn’t recognise that, until two weeks ago.

The fans boo so loudly that Kyojin has to stand in the centre of the ring and cross his arms until they’ve quietened down.

Kyojin: So Jman promised to be here tonight. Well I’m not hiding J! I’m right here. Let’s see how much of a man you are.

Kyojin turns to the ramp as another Jman chant thunders around the arena. Kyojin is seen to mouth the words ‘I haven’t got all night!’ before he approaches the ropes and stares a hole in the stage. Just as Kyojin goes to bring the microphone up to his lips again...

Jman: Oh, give me a second.

Jman’s disembodied voice gets a pop that grows louder as he walks, albeit gingerly, through the curtain. J stands at the top of the ramp and waits for the crowd to quiet down before speaking again.

Jman: Y’know, Kyo’, you’re right. Of anybody in IWA, in any company maybe, I’d go as far as to say you’re the guy with the most pure, raw, talent in pro wrestling.

Kyojin nods his head at that before J speaks again.

Jman: But, man, you’re wasting all that talent by coming out here and making a fool of yourself.

That gets Kyo’ angry and the crowd cheering as Jman continues.

Jman: You know damn well I didn’t ask to be put in the main event at DFI. I was going ref that match, and go after whoever came out as champion afterward. When Jose got taken out, I figured Smokey would put you in his spot, whether it meant pulling double duty or not. When he decided to choose me, I wasn’t going to turn him down.

So, now, instead of fighting to earn your spot back, you’re out here running a campaign to do it. Yes, we know you were Superstar of the Year. How, I don’t know, but you were. Yes, we know you’re the former Endurance Champion. You know what you are now though, Kyo? You’re the guy writing a check his ass can’t cash.

Kyojin actually laughs at that as J keeps talking.

Jman: Clearly, I’m the guy you’ve chosen to go after to prove your point. That’s fine, but, if that’s your plan, then why don’t we do it right? See, despite what you may think, I’m committed to IWA for the long haul. Nothing, Kyojin, would make me happier than for my first one on one Pay-Per-View match in the Insane Wrestling Association to be against you.

There’s a big pop at that before Jman can speak again.

Jman: You and me, Kyo, at Last Resort in a straight up wrestling match. If you dare, kid, I think it’s about time you put up or shut up. How ‘bout it?

The fans roar with anticipation as Kyo runs a hand across his face. He brings his microphone back up to his mouth and talks.

Kyojin: Is that what you really want Jman? You already know what I’m capable of! It’s fine. You and I. One on one at Last Resort. You want it? YOU GOT IT!

The fans explode with cheers.

Kyojin: But let me just tell you something now Jman. At Last Resort, I’m going to END you!

Kyojin throws the microphone away as the two men stare each other down.

Rocky: Boom! Kyojin will destroy Jman at Last Resort.

Mike: Huge match for Last Resort. I can’t wait.

[BennyTheBall]

The camera's cut backstage, where we see Seth Gabel standing.

Seth: All right folks, I'm hoping to get a word with Smokey about the world title situation.

The camera's turn, as we see Smokey walking down the hall. Seth comes running up to him.

Seth: Sir, sir, can I have a moment.

Smokey: Sure, but make it quick.

Seth: Well, in the last two weeks, both KJ Punk and AJ Dixon had beat the clock matches to determine the #1 contender, and in both matches, KJ Punk and AJ Dixon won their respective matches with the same time.....so what happens?

Smokey: I'll tell you what happens. AJ Dixon is going to get a World title shot.

The fans are heard booing in the arena.

Smokey: And KJ Punk will also get a World title shot.

The fans boos immediately turn to cheering.

Smokey: That's right. Shaz will have to defend his World title in a triple threat match!

The fans cheer, as Seth just nods.

Smokey: I'm not done. Including tonight, we have three stops before we reach Last Resort. Each week, we are going to see a handicap match. Tonight, we will see KJ Punk in a handicap match. Next week, we will see AJ Dixon in a handicap match, and in the final stop before Last Resort, we will see the IWA World Heavyweight Champion in a handicap match.

Seth: Wow! Who will they be facing each week?

Smokey: Simple, each week, the person in the handicap match, will face their opponents for Last Resort. So that means, tonight, KJ Punk faces Shaz and AJ Dixon, next week, AJ Dixon faces Shaz and KJ Punk, and Shaz..well Shaz will face AJ Dixon and KJ Punk. Now...if you will excuse me, I have something important to tend to.

Smokey turns, walking off, as the camera's cut back to the announcers.

Rocky: Smokey like jumping in with the big decisions, doesn’t he?

Mike: Stop complaining. This is big news, an amazing main event at Last Resort and a pretty epic one for tonight. I’m getting word that we’ll be hearing from our World Champion later on tonight, but in the meantime it’s time for the first of the Endurance Championship qualifiers.

Rocky: I am really looking forward to this next match, Dave Steele has had a small absence from in ring.

Emily Davis: This match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, weighing at 212lb and standing at 6ft 2ins tall…Oscar Lay-dow!


*Walking gracefully and classily to the ring in a bathrobe and cravat, he waves his hand as if he were a king greeting his subjects. He enters the ring and bows to the crowd and receives loud cheers from the fans*

Emily Davis: And introducing his opponent, weighing 310lbs and standing 6ft 7ins tall…Dave Steele!

Steele comes out to boos from the crowd as he makes his way to the ring.

Watch from 0:55 and end at 6:55

Sandow (Oscar Layman) vs Cesaro (Dave Steele)

Mike: Layman is so strong right now, he is taking Steele to the mat. His absence is really showing here.

Layman starts to trade blows with Steele.
Lay-dow!
Steel!
Lay-dow!
Steele!
Lay-dow!
Lay-dow!
Lay-dow!

Steele starts to become unsteady on his feet.

Rocky: Steele can come back, he is strong.

Layman takes Steele down with a running clothesline. Showboating to the crowd he lands an elbow drop right to the chest of Steele and goes for the cover.
1
2
Thr-no!

Steele kicks out weakly and Layman gets up only to be pulled back down again for a small package roll-up
1
2

Layman gets out of the small package; he begins to trade blows with Steele again.

Steele!
Steele!
Steele!

Rocky: Steele is showing sheer determination here

Steele!
Steele!

Layman starts to fight back, trading blows with Steele, he hits him with the various blows to the midsection. He throws Steele against the robes and takes him down with the dropkick. Steele rises quickly to his feet only to hit with the Russian Legsweep and goes for the cover

1
Steele kicks out and slowly rises to his feet

Mike: Layman has got Steele here.

Steele starts to exchange blows with Layman and he throws his against ropes and hits Layman with a super clothesline that takes Layman to the mat!

Rocky: Steele wants to take this away from Layman and he is fighting for it!

Steele showboats to the crowd, flexing his muscles and looking down at Layman in pity…

Rocky: Get on with it! Pin him!

Mike: Oh my god! What the…

Steele gets taken down with a running clothesline by Endurance Champion Mr Smyth from out of nowhere. The ref calls for the bell as Smyth exits the ring.

Emily Davis: The winner of this match via Disqualification Dave Steele!

Mike: I cannot believe what I just saw! It is clear now that Mr Smyth will do anything to prevent having to defend his title!

Rocky: Smyth is doing exactly what is best for business. Remember that, you half wit.

Standing in the centre of the ring, Dave Steele’s arm gets raised in victory.

Smokey

Smokey: You stupid little shit, Smyth. I told you that I am done with you fucking with me. Security!

The fans explode with cheers as security start to make their way through the curtain and down the ramp towards Smyth.

Smokey: Get this piece of shit out of my fucking arena, and make sure he stays out for the rest of the night.

Rocky: You have got to be fucking kidding me!

Mike: Just deserts! Smyth was warned, and now he suffers the consequences.

Rocky: This is nothing but pure bullying. Smokey should be fired by the Board of Directors!

Security surround Smyth as he contemplates a violent confrontation, but decides against it. Smyth walks up the ramp willingly until he walks past Smokey, at which point he goes to attack him. Security intervene just in time and drag Smyth through the curtains, followed by Smokey.

[BennyTheBall]

The camera cuts to the men’s locker room where Israel has just arrived and puts his gear down and starts talking to himself

Israel: How could this happen? We are talking about me here Israel Pamich Mr Integrity how could I go from having everything to nothing?

Israel stops to have a couple of deep breathes

I have busted my arse of for over 18 years and in that time I have always gotten better, always getting higher and yeah Mr Smyth may wish to say that it’s taken me 18 years to become relevant but I started at the bottom of the bottoms and built my way up all the way from the backyard federations in Trebinje then graduated to actually perform in front of crowds in Herzegovina then I won the world title there, moved to Australia the Germany then Canada, England, Italy, Mexico and finally made my way to EWN Cable.

It was a great start to me here to from making the final 6 in HWA:TR before the show collapsed, to nearly becoming the Endurance champion here in IWA and winning the EWNGP grand prix season 1 to become the fastest rising star in IWA but then something happened?

I went from being the man No one wanted to face to being the man people choose to defend their titles against because I’m easy? I assure everyone that I am far from easy but I need to find out what has taken me of my A-Game, what caused me to lose the match that no one expected me to lose against Ivan Draymen at Destined for Immortality and how a man that I have had no problem beating down previously beat me to become the favorite for the Black-Out title.


Israel stops again and contemplates what he is about to say next

I am facing one of my biggest tests and a test I have never had to face before and that is a downfall. My whole career I have always had it my way and even though I have had to fight for everything I’ve got I have never left empty handed and never just stayed stagnate until now but I assure all my fans and more importantly all my critics to keep on hating because I assure you that this is only a temporary relapse and I will be back to full swing in no time because I am Mr Integrity and as your Hero of Honor I must fight back.

Slayde walks by after his victory that has just granted him a match at Last Resort for the Blackout Championship when he hears Pamich down on himself and questioning himself in IWA. He swiftly run up to Pamich and kicks him in the arse. Pamich is taken back and in anger screams at Slayde what his problem is and thus Slayde speaks.....

Slayde: You needed a kick to bring you back to reality. Pamich, you are one of the fastest rising sensations in this business today, you are on everyone's mind even when you lose because those losses can't keep the wave of momentum you got going on for yourself don, so quit with the doubting and prove to the world you are worthy of all the admiration and praise you are getting before I need to kick your arse again.

Pamich ponders Slayde's before leaving rubbing his bum before Slayde speaks again.

Slayde: Now that that's done. I wanna let all the other competitors in the Blackout Championship Match race know one thing...that belt will be mine.

Cheers from Slayde's fans are heard all the way backstage as he continues

Slayde: That Blackout Championship has the right appeal and the right calling to be held by none other than "The Shadow"

A "Shadow" chant is heard clear across backstage

Slayde: Taking out Elric was just the first of the many, many things I set myself out to do. You better believe that the hell I went through with Elric at Destined for Immortality is nothing compared to what I'll go through to be the very first Blackout Champion.

Last Resort is the place where Hawk, Adonis and whoever else qualifies for the Blackout Championship Match on the next Chaos to be forever consumed in the shadows as I make my towards glory.

Cheers still make their way toward Slayde before he finishes off...

Slayde: Get ready to be just another group of soul, who could not take on "The Shadow" and stand tall at the end. Do not make the same mistake a Elric or suffer the same fate when you all enter The World of Shadows!!!!

Slayde walks away feeling content his message came across as he intended.

[BennyTheBall]

The cameras cut back to the ring where we see Rymac and Carbon already in the ring, waiting for their match to start. The ref calls for the bells, and the contest begins.

Rymac (Hardy) vs. Carbon (Morgan)

(Start 6:20, End 11:30)

Mike: Rymac manages to lock the single legged boston crab onto Carbon with authority!

Rocky: That's called skill, baby! Haha!

Rymac applies pressure to Carbon's lower back and wrenches the leg back far but Carbon refuses to give up. Carbob claws for the ropes and is just a fingertip away ... But Rymac drags him to the center of the ring and starts to stomp on Carbon's leg hard, and then stands onto it, applying all of his weight onto Carbon's leg for a moment before finally jumping up and stomping down onto it. Rymac then lifts Carbon to his feet, but Carbon hits Rymac with a hard elbow to the side of the head!

Carbon throws right hands repeatedly into Rymac's head and then Carbon tosses Rymac into the turnbuckle. Carbon runs full steam at Rymac and connects with a clothesline against the turnbuckle hard, but Carbon holds Rymac up against the turnbuckle for a bit and then lifts him onto the top turnbuckle. Carbon climbs the rope and then sets Rymac up for a suplex, but Rymac punches Carbon in the kidneys a few times before trying to push him down, but Carbon manages to wrap his arm around Rymac's neck and drops him from the top rope with a massive ddt!! Both men are down in the middle of the ring but Carbon is crawling to make the cover

Mike: Wow! That move probably did Rymac in!

Rocky: Hey! Don't doubt my man, Rymac! That was a devastating move for sure, but not enough!

Mike: Hey!! Who is that coming down the ramp?!

Rocky: D-BOY!!

D-boy charges down the ramp with a full head of steam and jumps onto the apron, screaming at the referee and stomping the mat! Carbon has his arm draped over Rymac but the referee is distracted! Carbon sees the referee distracted and slowly gets up to his feet and makes his way to the apron and swings at D-Boy, forcing D-Boy to back off. Carbon cusses D-Boy out on the outside while Rymac gets to his feet. Once Carbon turns around, he walks right into Rymac, who lifts him high in the air and plants Carbon with a Champagne Stopper!!! Rymac covers Carbon!!

One! Two! Three!

Emily Davis: The winner of this match, Rymac!

~Commercial~

[BennyTheBall]

The Infection

*For the first time in a long while, the whole of The Infection come down to the ring. They don't appear to be in any sort of a rush to get to the ring and look happy enough to milk the negative reception they're receiving. Van steps forward first who looks as smug as ever.*

Van: Quiet down ladies. We've got some very important things that need to be said and you're all going to shut your mouths up whilst we state what's going to happen in the very near future.

Now first things first. The tag team titles. How could I, The Vanity, sum up the #1 contenders match up? Simple. It's in the bag!

This place literally cannot offer anything that me and Carlos cannot beat in...what? 5 minutes? Furthermore, once we do win. Last Resort becomes literally nothing more than a spoiler as to who is going to be the tag team champions by the end of the night.

Now you deluded idiots can call that win at DFI that we won't win. But excluding that countdown and the other tag team involved, you know we were destiny for that Gold.

Delays a side, the tag team division is about to embark on something amazing! A level that it has never touched! A place that only the strong could even survive for a couple of minutes. A new era is arriving and it is going to hit the dumbest people the hardest. Count on it!

*Ramon nods in agreement with his partner before raising the microphone and begins to speak.*

CAR: Hey-Yo! Listen up chico's! *Crowd boo* The people in the ring right now.. we are the Infection! the poison that has no cure.. the injection of talent that this place was craving. We are the reason why people tune in and the ratings are high, yet everything we have done for this place and the same people that brought us in.. are the same ones trying to stop us?

*Ramon smirks before looking down the camera*

CAR: Yeah.. You monkeys in the back.. I'm talking to you bichano's. You new what me and Van were capable off, You seen what we did to the other place, when you signed our contracts, you effectively signed this place over to us!

Then you want to stop us and hold us down when we are hot? You want to tighten the leash of the wolfs? Not going to happen, some of you might have read the spoilers and the dirt sheets but we got news for you nerds! The Infection is here to stay.. and it's not going away!

Me! Carlos Alberto Ramon.. the face of this company and the future of wrestling! Him.. Mr. Van Hooligan, multiple time award winning world champion, everywhere he's gone... he's dominated! Then she is... The Amazon Athena! The only women in the world capable enough to stand in the ring with such talent and not look out of place, A women who has made men think twice about there gender with her dominance and power! That leaves Primetime! A..J...Dixon!

*Ramon points to Dixon as the crowd boo heavily but both men laugh off the jeers.*

CAR: He's the man... he's the future.. he's our champion to take us forward! Oh no.. hold on, second thoughts.. it's personal between us, I better have him drop the title to some chavy wannabe rapper and then hold him down for the rest of his career here in IWA!

*Ramon laughs as the crowd shout "Ohh" as they are surprised by CAR's outburst.*

CAR: Here's another shout out for you idiota's in the back... You can't hold down real talent and there's no holding down AJ Dixon! With or without your backing.. The Infection are the only friends he needs and just like we did last time, we plan to do so again.. listen up Mr. Ralph Lauren, you keep that title shined chico, because Dixon will be coming back for it sooner then you think!

The wrestling world should be on notice, IWA should be aware, for the guys in the back.. to the commentators here at ringside, to you clowns in the crowd. The Infection is back and there is no cure.. just like we said when we came here, we will take this place by storm and IWA will never be the same again.. we will be the illness that IWA will not recover from and it starts tonight!

Damaged Goods, we are challenging you too a match.. It will be me, Van and the Amazon Athena with Dixon in our corner, against you guys... Unless of course you are running scared? *Ramon smirks* As for Last Resort? It will be your last stand as champions.. We will win those titles and that will only be the start for the Infection! But you... You already know that!.

*Ramon once more smiles then winks down the camera before passing the mic to Athena.

Athena: I think I speak on behalf of all of Infection when I say we are damn sick of not getting the respect we so rightfully deserve. We should be ruling IWA by now and instead we've been held back because the powers that be were afraid we'd become an unstoppable force and they should fear us because the Infection is the most dominant force to ever step foot in this ring and tonight we're going to prove it.

I single handedly took care of Eddings and his goons and now I'm ready to move on from that, to make a name for myself and to make history and that's exactly what I'm going to do. Never before has the IWA seen such a dominant woman, one capable of changing the game and with the Infection by my side I'm going for the gold baby!

*Athena receives a mixed reaction from the crowd as usual and hands over the mic to Dixon.*

Dixon: The beginning... the beginning was just child's play. When this whole thing started we were at the top of the heap. We were on the track of greatness. We were supposed to be rulers of the coop. Kings among peasants! We were... but reality, reality had other plans. Reality was that our supremacy was only talk, reputation. We had the reputation of kings, but no action.

We had mumbles from the crowd, we had mumbles from the locker room, the hushed tones that occurred when our reign ensued, but no proof, no grit but from our past. We needed to show what we were, what we had become. We had to show what the Infection was, WE WERE...

Fast forward. Everything comes crumbling down, prestige gone... SHAZ. Our spots were taken by sad excuses for Gods. The hacks talk, no more hush-hush, no more reputation. No more fear, no more respect... burial. We scraped, we fought, for nothing. And where are we now. #1 contenders for the top titles? But what to show? Nothing else, nothing to show for ourselves but 15 days of glory... We Were!

The crowd is quite with the serious tone of AJ Dixon. There doesn't seem to be any Primetime in him tonight.

What we were is no more. What we are and what we will be is more than what we have done prior. Time to break from routine. Time to blast the monotony sky high. No more letting things be. We are the strongest, we are the smartest. We are the infection. There is no going back to our roots, there is only making ourselves better. And here we are, Four strong against the plain and abismal, Four strong against the routine and frail... We are!

Tonight we begin again. We take back what was ours and show that dominance is what the Infection does, what the Infection thrives on, not what we stumbles upon, what we happen to do. We will be Perfection, we will be dominant, We will be the Infection and there is no cure against us. We will!

And with rebuilding comes destruction, and it starts tonight with Damaged Good. The Infection challenges Damaged Goods to a 6 man tag team match. Damaged Goods versus Infection, destruction begins tonight. Van, Carlos, Athena, PRIMETIME! We were the Infection, We are the Infection, We will be the Infection and there will be no stopping us.

[BennyTheBall]

Damaged Goods

*The crowd jeers as Sebastian Schweizner comes out with Gaileo and Gommenta by his side, interrupting ???. Sebastian has a mic in his hand, and he, along with his clients, position themselves on the ramp*

Sebastian: Now then, now then, now then, as one disgraced celebrity once said, what do we have here? We have the man, who has battled horns with many of IWA's undercard. He produced an impressive display at Destined for Immortality, and showed the world what he can do. Unfortunately, he is still a pre-op transsexual, Athena!

Next, we have Primetime! The leader of the Infection! The man, who during Damaged Goods over 150 day title reign, he couldn't even hold his title for a fortnight - AJ Dixon!

Then we have the 3 time World Champion. The man who couldn't win at DFI, like all the other weak links of Infection. He tries his hardest to seem smug, and confident, when in actual fact, he's most confident when he has his lackeys to help him win. And he is Johnny Hot's biatch - Van Hooligan X!

And finally, of course who can forget the Bichano? The man who can only get over by impersonating 2 former great wrestlers. But, I have at least, an ounce of respect for him, purely because, we have something in common. Damaged Goods and him, were both the longest reigning champions of their respective feds, Carlos Alberto Ramon!

4 great males, but as a unit, can you honestly say that you've maximized your potential as a group? I for one, can say honestly, that you haven't. You've done what? Lose to Gaileo and Gommenta. Win the IWA Championship, then lost it at the first hurdle. You've made the closest thing to a female pass out at Destined for Immortality. Anything else?

But what about Damaged Goods? Won in a First Blood, Steel Cage, and Hell in a Cell scenarios. Beaten Hollywood Homeboys, NCII, Victor Elric and Ivan Drayman, Black Blooded, and these 2 - Ramon and Van Hooligan X. And lets not forget, our new favorite, but not as good as us - Kyojin, along with our common enemy - KJ Punk - in a champion and champion vs. champion and champion non-title match.

Black Blooded - can no longer face us, while we hold these shiny gold titles. Elric and Drayman has gone their separate ways, and the NCII plus the Hollywood Homeboys are no longer around. Thus, we need new competition. But we have to face you? Again? You may be former champions in HWA, plus Van, you in Alpha Revolution and ICW, but this is IWA!

And you want me to compete? Me? The non-wrestler. The mouthpiece for Gaileo and Gommenta. I'm purely their agent - their manager. But, facing the two people Damaged Goods has previously defeated, plus the *Schweizner makes inverted commas with his fingers* "female". I'm sure, Gaileo and Gommenta, can train me to defeat you, right guys?

*Gaileo grins, while staring at Infection in the ring, with Gommenta watching the fans in the crowd. Schweizner clicks his fingers at Gommenta, who then breaks out of a trance, and pats Schweizner on the shoulder, before he himself nods his head at his manager*

Well, then I suppose I can only say, we accept your challenge

*A mixed reaction from the crowd, with the Smarks obviously a little disappointed that a non-wrestler will be competing tonight.*

But let me tell you this Infection. You're now extending your punishment for an extra month. We will beat you at Last Resort, and once more when the titles are on the line. Hell, maybe I could become a full time wrestler, and do what AJ couldn't do, and hold the title for a month!

*Schweizner laughs, as AJ looks on furiously.*

If can point out 1 example, of when Gommenta and Gaileo lost when they both teamed together, then maybe, you'd have a chance of defeating Damaged Goods - but no! Together - we are UNSTOPPABLE. And we will prove that come Last Resort.

Hell, Athena, if you really want to be a man, maybe we can kick your Adam's apple so it doesn't stick out anymore. Either way, you'll all be tapping out to me, or Gaileo, or Gommenta. Or even possibly, we will pin you 1-2-3, so you are deemed unable to continue. Either way, you cannot beat Damaged Goods, even with a non-wrestler in the team.

And it'll be proved, very, very soon

*Schweizner winks at Infection, before Damaged Goods take their corner*

Mike: And now we're set to see a six-man tag match involving The Infection - VHX, CAR, and Athena

Rocky: And AJ Dixon at ringside - for moral support!

Mike: Sure, moral support... that's believable. And their opponents: Damaged Goods! With their handler - Schweinzer... as an in-ring competitor?!?!

Rocky: HA! And you think having Dixon out here for moral support was out of left field!

[BennyTheBall]

The bell rings with Gommenta and VHX in the ring. The two circle each other tentatively... collar and tie lockup - VHX with a go behind and wristlock on Gommenta...

Rocky: And already in the beginning, The Infection is showing the world that they are a league ahead of Damaged Goods! It's no secret that these "feeling out" beginning phases can decide a match, and that alone should tell you everything!

Mike: It's possible Rocky, but I'm seeing something else - look at Gommenta!

Gommenta sees that he's having trouble shaking off VHX... so he falls to the mat back-first... with VHX still attached!

Mike: An innovative - and simple - way to counter a rear waistlock! VHX is gasping for air as he gets up - Gommenta grabs him, shoots VHX for the ropes... Clothesline - but VHX ducks the blow!

VHX manages to avoid the clothesline and hits the ropes on the other side, coming back for retaliation... scores with a basement dropkick to Gommenta's gut!

Rocky: You want innovative - there you go! VHX is taking off the kid gloves with the big man!

Gommenta staggers from the blow as VHX takes off for the ropes again, comes back for another dropkick... Gommenta catches him by the legs! VHX falls on his back with Gommenta holding his feet - and looking to his corner...

Mike: Looks like Gommenta is looking for some direction from his caregiver, Schweinzer... I'm still amazed that Schweinzer is even a part of this match! Hold on -

Schweinzer yells out "Merry Go Round!" And Gommenta's face twists into a maniacal grin...

Rocky: What does he mean "Merry Go Round?"

Mike: I think I know - and Van isn't going to like it! It's a giant's swing! Schweinzer was telling Gommenta to do a giant's swing on Van Hooligan X!

VHX is screaming to be let go of as the world begins to spin faster and faster... and the nausea becomes impossible to deal with... then Scweinzer yells out "See-saw!"

Mike: This must be some code between Damaged Goods and their handler -

Gommenta stops swinging and VHX hits the mat - on the back of his head. He is still horribly out of it when Gommenta drops backwards and slingshots VHX straight to a nearby neutral corner!

Rocky: Am I the only one seeing this? That shouldn't be allowed! That treatment of VHX borders on criminal!

Mike: He just slingshot VHX to the corner - that's gotta be more than ten feet away! What strength - and a devastating combo at that!

VHX's face bounces off the top turnbuckle - even though the pad's on, it still sucks. A lot. Between the effects of the giant's swing and the slingshot, he can't tell up from down - he stumbles forward right into a stalling suplex from Gommenta! VHX is held aloft for a loooong time...

Rocky: You can't do that - his brain's gonna suffer hemorrhoidal damage from the blood going to his head!

Mike: ... That's hemorrhagic damage, Rocky. Hemorrhoids are that little problem that YOU don't like to talk about -

Rocky: EAT ME, YOU FUCK.

Mike: Family show, Rocky. Remember that...

Gommenta finally drops VHX to the mat with force - to the delight of Damaged Goods and to the chagrin of the Infection. Gommenta rushes over and tags in Gaileo - who wastes no time in rushing over and applying a knee to VHX's back as he tries to recover...

Gaileo = CM Punk/Gommenta = Luke Gallows; CAR = JoMo/VHX = R-Truth (ignore Serena - she's not Athena. At all.) Start at 0:55, stop at 5:22.


Gaileo hits the ring post extra hard...

Mike: Dang! From the way that sounded, Gaileo's shoulder could be dislocated - or worse!

Rocky: Not like he doesn't deserve it - now bring the pain, Ramon!

Ramon stands up on the ring apron - comes in with a running boot to Gaileo's face! Gaileo takes a tumble off the ring apron while CAR goes to tag in...

Mike: Oh my goodness - look who he's bringing in!

Rocky: YES! Business just picked up for the Infection!

The tag is delivered... to Athena! Athena steps into the ring and looks on as CAR and VHX haul Gaileo back into the ring - after a generous helping of curb-stomping and general manhandling...

Rocky: This, ladies and gentlemen, is what separates The Infection from all other teams - especially Damaged Goods - they excel at teamwork and exploiting their opponents' vulnerabilities! The rest of Damaged Goods can only watch as Gaileo is dissected piece by piece... before being sacrificed to The Amazon, Athena!

Gaileo is rolled back into the ring - and horrified at what he sees before him! He attempts to stand and fight, delivering a right hand to Athena... and Athena is terribly unimpressed. Her lip is split, but other than that she shows little to no indication of taking a hit to the face! Instead, she gut-kicks Gaileo and takes him up for a suplex...

Mike: Did you see that?! Gaileo just slipped out of that suplex attempt! Dropped down behind Athena, running to his corner and tagging in...

Rocky: SERIOUSLY?! He tagged HIM in??

Athena turns around to see... Scweinzer entering the ring...

Rocky: Well, Schweinzer is a competitor in this match! ... For better or worse... Though to consider him "competition" is a stretch... I mean, look at the guy!

Schweinzer's ungainly frame seems to jiggle somewhat as he seems to try and warm up, punching the air... but as Athena takes a step towards him, his confidence evaporates...

Rocky: Look at the poor excuse of a man shake! He's like one of those cheap vibrators I used to buy for my ex-wife!

Mike: Ex-wife? Vibrator? Sounds like a story you haven't told us, Rocky...

Rocky (suddenly very self-conscious and realizing his brain-to-mouth filter has failed him): And never will, you little twit...

Schweinzer attempts to lock up with Athena, but The Amazon simply tosses the caregiver to the center of the ring - and away from his corner! Schweinzer lands with an undignified THUD on his ass... quickly tries to get up and rush Athena - taking a big boot to the face to put him back down!

Rocky: Can we ring the bell already? This match is over - that caregiver can't even defend himself. This is a tragedy - Damaged Goods can't win! They got so scared that they had to call in their handler - and now they've thrown him to the wolves!

Mike: You're not seeing the big picture Rocky - take another look!

Athena continues her assault on Schweinzer - until some activity from outside the ring grabs her attention. She runs over to the side of her corner and seems to be shouting at someone on the floor... and the camera switches views to the outside - where a brawl has ensued between Damaged Goods and The Infection! The camera catches the fight halfway through - as VHX is getting tossed headfirst into the ringpost by Gaileo and CAR takes a Black Hole Slam through a steel chair courtesy of Gommenta!

Rocky: What the fuck?!!?!

Mike: Language, Rocky - that last fine wasn't big enough? Damaged Goods ran an audible - they used the time they weren't the legal men to take out the rest of The Infection! Athena has no backup now - and she's distracted!

Athena leans over the ropes yelling at Damaged Goods... Schweinzer sneaks up behind her, spins her around, gut kick, facelock and suplex lift - brainbuster to Athena!

Mike: Who knew Schweinzer had it in him?! He just dropped Athena!! Holy cow, he just dropped the Amazon!!! Into the pin! The ref's counting!

1!!!

2!!!

Thr-wait!!!

The ref stops the count to try and wave someone off the ring apron -

Mike: It's AJ Dixon! Where was he when his team needed help?!?

Rocky: He was just waiting for the perfect opportunity to be the game changer for his team! What you didn't see him at ringside? He was just waiting under the Spanish announce table - you just weren't paying attention!

Dixon seems to try to be reasoning with the ref - before Damaged Goods comes over and yanks him down off the apron! But what the ref didn't see was...

Mike: Athena recovered - and hit a nasty low blow on Schweinzer when the ref was distracted! Now she's got him up for -

Athena sets the caretaker up for her pet finisher... up over her shoulder, running start... Thunderous impact - center of the ring!!! And this part the ref DID see!

Rocky: AMAZON SLAM! AMAZON SLAM!!! Count it, ref!!!

1!!!

2!!!

3!!!

Emily Davis: Your winners... Van Hooligan X, Carlos Alberto Ramon, and The World's Strongest Woman, Athena... The Infection!!!
Rocky: Now that is how it’s fucking done!

The Infection gather in the centre of the ring and pose for the fans, who barrage the united group with boos.

~Commercial~