BEST IN THE WORLD **Official Discussion Thread**

[Glamour Girl]

A bus pulls up to a bus stop outside of an enormous arena building. A slim yet fit and trim man steps down off the bus... he has long, black hair; blue tinted shades; a custom hoodie; and from head to toe is clad in royal blue with black and white trim, with the sign of the archer emblazoned on the hoodie's front. Following him is a tall, thick woman wearing a pink-and-white velour sweatsuit - and bearing the sign of the fish on the right side of her sweater.

The bus driver looks at them as they disembark. "You sure this is the place? Not many people come here..."

The slim man unleashes a billion-dollar smile, and the ladies on the bus are glued to the windows just to see it. "That's because only a few people can come here..." he answers, trailing off. His companion smiles as she continues his train of thought: "The best in the world."

The two look at each other, smiling, before turning to the driver and speaking in unison: "That's why we're here."

The driver wishes them luck before pulling off. The two look up at the building before them, and the slim man speaks again...

"The stars have aligned, sugar... and they want us here."

The building has a large sign out in front that simply bears the words: BEST IN THE WORLD.

The woman smiles. "I hope they're ready... we're gonna show them why we belong here."

The two walk towards the building as the stars dance in the night sky above... where two constellations shine their guiding light onto the building...

... The constellations of the archer and the twin fish.

Awesome read once again.

[zapphoman]

Awesome read scribbler Jones.

[Kashdinero]

BITW II: Take No Prisoners match card TBA in a couple hours. Get ready to officially say hello to the second wave of BITW competitors.

Also, if you're on the first card, can you please sort out bios for your characters. It will help me fill in a few blanks I have in the matches I (and R(ob)) have for the matches that done, and will be done this week.

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

BITW II: Take No Prisoners match card TBA in a couple hours. Get ready to officially say hello to the second wave of BITW competitors.

Also, if you're on the first card, can you please sort out bios for your characters. It will help me fill in a few blanks I have in the matches I (and R(ob)) have for the matches that done, and will be done this week.

Just announce the card!!! Hurry up!!

[Kashdinero]

THE FOLLOWING STATEMENT IS FROM THE BITW SPOKESMAN, WILLIAM. A. HILL.

We here at BEST IN THE WORLD are proud to announce that a tournament to crown the first ever eWN Intercontinental Champion will begin at BITW II: Take No Prisoners. There will be twelve participants, with the opening round consisting of three Three Way Dance's--elimination rules. The first two Three Way Dance's will be held at BITW II, with the last two being held at BITW III: Curbstomp Facial. The semi finals and the final of the Intercontinental Championship tournament will be held at BITW IV: Will The BEST IN THE WORLD Please Stand Up.

Also at BITW IV: Will The BEST IN THE WORLD Please Stand Up, eight teams will be divided into two Four Way Dance's, with the winners of each match going on to face each other later on that night to crown the first ever eWN Tag Team Champions.

The eWN Horrorcore Championship will also be defended at BITW IV: Will The BEST IN THE WORLD Please Stand Up.

Lastly, the winner of the main event of BITW II will become the number one contender to whoever becomes the first ever eWN World Heavyweight Champion at BITW I: Kingdom Come, and will challenge for the title at BITW IV: Will The BEST IN THE WORLD Please Stand Up.

A special announcement regarding BITW V will take place shortly.

This message has been approved by The Seven (William. A. Hill, Zap Alderman, Robert Wayne, Samuel Kent, Dutch Ross, Deborah Jackson, and Iron Ape.)

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

As you can all see, clearly Ka$h and R(ob) still have a full tank of gas. The first show is coming along better than it looks and damn does it look great!! But we'll soon be exactly what our name states: BEST IN THE WORLD!!

[Glamour Girl]

Athena: Just got done with my workout today. I shouldn't be stuck facing the Panzer sisters at BITW 1, but I'll show the world what I'm made of. I benched 285 lbs today, not bad for a woman huh boys?

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[Kashdinero]

*****OFFICIAL BITW II: Take No Prisoners card****

To decide the number one contender to the eWN World Heavyweight Championship

Ryan "The Freak" Wells vs The Prophecy vs Malcolm Cage vs Rob Rage

Eight person tag team match

The Panzer Division [Oli, Karl, Barbie, and Sasha] vs The Spectrum [Sagitarius Blue, Pices Pink, Archer Black, Violet Virgo]

Three way chick fight!!

Nicole Belzova vs Al Qaeda Rashida vs April Snow

Lucha rules

Avidco vs Infernio

Intercontinental Championship tournament quater final three way dance #1

M.I.A.M.I vs Sergio Fantastico vs "Southern Wizard" Bam

Intercontinental Championship tournament quater final three way dance #2

Havock vs AJ Dixon vs Brock Edwards

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This card was approved by The Seven.

[Kashdinero]

Athena: Just got done with my workout today. I shouldn't be stuck facing the Panzer sisters at BITW 1, but I'll show the world what I'm made of. I benched 285 lbs today, not bad for a woman huh boys?

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IC as Brick "The Bastard" Godslayer: I. Am. In. Love.

[Snair]

As you can all see, clearly Ka$h and R(ob) still have a full tank of gas. The first show is coming along better than it looks and damn does it look great!! But we'll soon be exactly what our name states: BEST IN THE WORLD!!

*****OFFICIAL BITW II: Take No Prisoners card****

To decide the number one contender to the eWN World Heavyweight Championship

Ryan "The Freak" Wells vs The Prophecy vs Malcolm Cage vs Rob Rage

Eight person tag team match

The Panzer Division [Oli, Karl, Barbie, and Sasha] vs The Spectrum [Sagitarius Blue, Pices Pink, Archer Black, Violet Virgo]

Three way chick fight!!

Nicole Belzova vs Al Qaeda Rashida vs April Snow

Lucha rules

Avidco vs Infernio

Intercontinental Championship tournament quater final three way dance #1

M.I.A.M.I vs Sergio Fantastico vs "Southern Wizard" Bam

Intercontinental Championship tournament quater final three way dance #2

Havock vs AJ Dixon vs Brock Edwards

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This card was approved by The Seven.