BEST IN THE WORLD **Official Discussion Thread**

[scribbler_jones]

I wouldn't even trust you to sweep my chimney.

Sagittarius Blue: Sweep your chimney?? Um, no sir... I sure as hell would not go into anyone's "chimney." Try someone else.

[Spencer Churchill]

Sagittarius Blue: Sweep your chimney?? Um, no sir... I sure as hell would not go into anyone's "chimney." Try someone else.

You sound awfully repressed with those pitifully low brow innuendos.

[scribbler_jones]

You sound awfully repressed with those pitifully low brow innuendos.

Sagittarius Blue: You're the one who brought it up. The main urge I'm fighting is kick you in the crumpets, punch you in the face and then stomp away until you're bangers and mash.

[SouthernBlood]

Sagittarius Blue: You're the one who brought it up. The main urge I'm fighting is kick you in the crumpets, punch you in the face and then stomp away until you're bangers and mash.

[Spencer Churchill]

Sagittarius Blue: You're the one who brought it up. The main urge I'm fighting is kick you in the crumpets, punch you in the face and then stomp away until you're bangers and mash.

Very droll, typical of 99.9% of you here. All mouth and no trousers.

Let's see how much of a 'funny man' you are when I've broken you in half.

[SouthernBlood]

Very droll, typical of 99.9% of you here. All mouth and no trousers.

Let's see how much of a 'funny man' you are when I've broken you in half.

Ano Doom: Funny you say that...I actually knocked him out once when he was laughing...Wasn't so funny anymore.

[Spencer Churchill]

Ano Doom: Funny you say that...I actually knocked him out once when he was laughing...Wasn't so funny anymore.

Now THAT is my kind of punchline.

[SouthernBlood]

Now THAT is my kind of punchline.

Ano Doom:You know,I actually can show you because I think you may greatly enjoy it...Here's the clip of just how it happened...

Vickie: Hahahahahahahahaha! Yes, we're quite the classy lady aren't we? I'm sure you didn't learn to talk like that in any finishing school. The finish you'd be most familiar with is the one with the 'happy ending', hey Pisces? Or is the finish that you and Secretariat Blue have the most experience with the one where you're flat on your backs and the ref's counting 1-2-3? You get a lot of mileage out of that position it seems!

I can assure you that Robstar and I are very much in love and I don't mind saying, you sound a touch jealous there Pixie. Is Secretariat not getting you across the line anymore? Awwwww, diddums sweetie! *laughs*

Oh and by the way yourself - 'little' was a reference to the size of your dignity and the amount of respect you command here. You, my sweet, sweet darling are nothing but a fly in the ointment of our plans here in BITW - a small, insignificant distraction that will soon drown in a mess of your own making. Go on - keep thrashing around. You're just making it worse for yourself. Oh there is one more thing - our dear friend and business associate Mr.Daniel walkerin has drafted me a contract that Ka$h will be signing shortly, FORBIDDING ANY BITW TALENT FROM LAYING THEIR FILTHY LITTLE MITTS ON MY PERSON OUTSIDE OF A CONTRACTED MATCH!Bahahahahahahahahaha!Of course, the one BITW talent that doesn't count is my dear Robbie, who can and will put his hands on me whenever he likes!!! Excuse me! I've got to go see Robstar! Mwah!

Pisces Pink: Nice to see you quick to lawyer up when shit gets too real for you. Which is cool... cuz that means either I won't have to bother with yo bag o' bones, saggy faced ass... or that match you runnin' from will happen and I will shove my foot down your throat. And don't worry bout me and Sagittarius - he gets me across the finish line long before your car can even crank up. Have fun hearing Robstar's echo in your Grand Canyon.

*Sagittarius Blue is split between laughing at Vickie get put down and blushing so hard his face catches fire.*

Sagittarius Blue: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *gasp* HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Right as Blue is laughing turning red,Doom comes up and knocks him flat out with the Devils Flame (Flash Knockout,See video for ref.) . Out of nowheres and in front of Pink and everything. Doom looks very briefly as his composure never does and never did change,then he continues onwards,intense and determined as before he hit Blue.

Ano Doom:That'll show you.

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

SO SORRY for being MIA the last two days!! I've been working like a madman at my job and my laptop literally CRASHED on me Wednesday night. Luckily, I fixed the problem and completely got my shit back up and running. Not to worry, the show is safe. All I have to do is edit the rest of the match that's posted, integrate the 3 promos that I was missing a week ago and we're back up to speed. I'm going to begin working on (02) as soon as I'm done with (01) so it can be out this week. BITW II has already been started as well. YAY!

[Snair]

SO SORRY for being MIA the last two days!! I've been working like a madman at my job and my laptop literally CRASHED on me Wednesday night. Luckily, I fixed the problem and completely got my shit back up and running. Not to worry, the show is safe. All I have to do is edit the rest of the match that's posted, integrate the 3 promos that I was missing a week ago and we're back up to speed. I'm going to begin working on (02) as soon as I'm done with (01) so it can be out this week. BITW II has already been started as well. YAY!

Attaboy!!!!