The EWN Grand Prix Discussion Thread

[B-MCINTYRE]

Mr. Smyth: I could have a thousand men kick my arse, and it still wouldn't help your chances.

Ali Kazam: I know it wouldn't affect the tournament... I just think it would be funny. The tournament results are already common knowledge... I win. You might be a champion elsewhere, but here is where I can prove myself as your better.

[CricketTragic]

Mr. Smyth: You have a dictionary? How about you try using it sometimes?

Israel: I Sir do not need to google big words to sound intelligent, I am intelligent and I am also something else you will never be, A EWNGP champion

[BennyTheBall]

Ali Kazam: I know it wouldn't affect the tournament... I just think it would be funny. The tournament results are already common knowledge... I win. You might be a champion elsewhere, but here is where I can prove myself as your better.

Mr. Smyth: Bless your cotton socks. Would this tournament not interfere with your dream job of being a magician for kids parties?

[BennyTheBall]

Israel: I Sir do not need to google big words to sound intelligent, I am intelligent and I am also something else you will never be, A EWNGP champion

Mr. Smyth: Google and dictionary are two different things, you asinine dullard.

[CricketTragic]

Mr. Smyth: Google and dictionary are two different things, you asinine dullard.

Israel: Der Captain obvious, and asinine dullard, good one

[B-MCINTYRE]

Mr. Smyth: Bless your cotton socks. Would this tournament not interfere with your dream job of being a magician for kids parties?

Ali... Kid's parties... Kids parties... You know it's been A while since I sawed anybody in half... Are you volunteering you wise ass?

[BennyTheBall]

Ali... Kid's parties... Kids parties... You know it's been A while since I sawed anybody in half... Are you volunteering you wise ass?

Mr. Smyth: Are you saying your routine is a bit rusty due to lack of practice? You'll need to sort that out before little Timmy's 5th birthday party next week.

[B-MCINTYRE]

Mr. Smyth: Are you saying your routine is a bit rusty due to lack of practice? You'll need to sort that out before little Timmy's 5th birthday party next week.

Ali: You disappoint me... I thought you were better than that man...

[BennyTheBall]

Ali: You disappoint me... I thought you were better than that man...

Mr. Smyth: Oh, I'm sorry. Please accept my apologies. I was so hoping to be the bestest of friends with you.

[B-MCINTYRE]

Mr. Smyth: Oh, I'm sorry. Please accept my apologies. I was so hoping to be the bestest of friends with you.

Ali Kazam: Not what i meant... I meant surely you could come up with a better insult than that. Christ, even Johnny Hot made good insults occasionally.